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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:04 pm |
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He's got me hooked. How can I resist ?
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With due respect for your privacy, I wish to introduce my humble self to you. I am the Only son of Dr.Hyginus Christopher who was a political bulldozer in Sierra Leone  was assasinated by his Political opponent on 3rd of February 2007. may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace Amen.
My Late father Dr.Hyginus Christopher who was also former Assistant Director of Mineral Resources in Sierra Leone, because he did not support the current Government (I'd have thought Minister in Charge of Sewers was a worse job, but heck what do I know), assasins invaded my late father's residential house at mende District while he was away from the Capital city freetown for a village meeting and killed him. (Let's get this straight, he was out of town at a village meeting and the assasins invaded his home - so he was safe then ? Appears not)
Before his last speech in the Hospital, (The Doctor did it - to shut him up I bet ? Speech making in hospital is not recommended). |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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four1nine_buster
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 105
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:07 pm |
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hahahaha...
He's hilarious, i'd go for it... |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:14 pm |
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| Before his last speech in the Hospital, |
What is a Minister for Mineral Resources (and a bulldozer driver) doing making speeches in Hospitals? Surely that is the responsibility of the Health Minister. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:29 pm |
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Maybe he was in the hospital so that a gynaecologist could give a thorough examination to his unusual Hyginus....  |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:19 pm |
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That was great! And just to think that all the people who used the "your father was a bulldozer" insult on him had no idea how stupid they must have looked.
I like to tell my orphan lads that I understand their plight because my dad was kidnapped when he was six and never seen again. Maybe only son here picked an idea up from another baiter.
Either way, it's funny as hell! |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:22 pm |
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Ah, with a bit of clever baiting and some interesting turns of phrase you can ruin a lads opening script  |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:27 pm |
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I would ask for a copy of the news article or reference about the assassination. That should make for some interesting reading. What about a picture of the tombstone? |
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MisterHobbs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 293
Location: In Diana now. Miss Ouri later.
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:31 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:52 pm |
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I seem to have found a niche market in handling non English speaking scammers. Thay'll take a lot of pain and suffering.  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:07 pm |
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| I guess anyone working in 'Mineral Resources' would have to be a 'bulldozer'......they go hand in hand!!! |
He'd also be a real mover and shaker. Gomer, you've struck gold here! |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:16 pm |
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Absolutely believable. Don't correct a thing.
Quite encouraging actually, I think I'll start adding a few more wild twists to my own baits if this is how theirs can go. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:32 pm |
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One scammer who is using Babelfish with hilarious results asked for a tutor and my Russian Dominatrix seems to have misunderstood him.
If he doesn't run screaming from the reply I'll enquire about tattoos. That will be the easy way out. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:09 pm |
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Now this one is a comedy classic in so many ways. Please feel free to have fun if you so wish. I can't keep this one all to myself.
[email protected]
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| Am Violet Tommy,26yrs old girl, from Rwanda , very good looking girl that is loving and caring in nature. Tall and fair in complexion above all trusted and God Fearing.(Tall maybe ?) |
My kinda gal - except for the God fearing bit - sounds spooky to me.
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| Things are like to do on my spare time are reading and dancing ballet, going to recreation centre to catch my fun, spending my time with love one. |
Dancing ballet and internet cafe shouldn't that be ?
CAUTION - long sentence alert - this is the action sequence - roll cameras
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About my family, My Father Dr. WILSON TOMMY was a Neurological consultant in our government hospital; he is a wealthy man and a loving father. But one faithful day (bad choice of words perhaps ?) he was coming home from the hospital after work and he ran into a failed brake lorry (if the brakes of a lorry fail you wouldn't run into it - would you - it would run into you maybe  ) at a junction which made his Mercedes Benz E class (is that the one with leather seats ?)beyond repairs and also my father beyond recognition (you mention them in order of priority ?), he died instantly and at that moment, I was going to evening church service with my mum (internet cafe, ballet practice, fun down the reccy AND church - busy girl), she received a distress call telling her the news and she loosed control and developed a high blood pressure, people around help me to took her to the hospital, after three mouth , she pass away. |
This girl sounds like serious bad luck to me. If you are prepared to take the risk her Dad had $7m she'll split 70/30. Personally I'd negotiate for a better slice bearing in mind the risks involved in dealing with this Angel of Doom. Could be fun though. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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