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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I got this lads details from, gaz_c_85, this is the same lad that Gaz tried to get to meet him at a rangers match in Scotland Very Happy

, Gaz said this lad has a contact in London, but as yet, all IP's from the lad and the London lawyer are Nigerian.

Anyway, I'll continue with it, lets see if he can get someone to come to my house to collect the fees, because being in a wheelchair, I have trouble getting out and about, so I can't go to Western Union to pay fees, but I do keep loads of money at home which is from my accident compensation payment, and if he has a UK lad who can collect it from me, I can grab him on webcam, Gaz supplied me with the initial scam email below, no idea how long this bait will last, might be a short one if I don't get a UK IP from them:

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Hello,

I'm Wxxxxx R. Hxxxx, an Executive Member of the Audit and Compensation Committee of Ex x o nMobil in London www.e x x o n mobil.co.uk. I have a sensitive and private brief from the Senior Executives of this top oil company in need of your partnership to re-profile funds amounting to US$12.2M (Twelve Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). I will let you have the details but in summary, the fund shall be paid to you through our operating bank where it is presently deposited as soon as the legalization and documentation process is concluded in your name.

This is a legitimate transaction without government interference and you shall be compensated with 20% of the total sum, should you and your company agree to work with us. If you are interested, please reply for
further details.

Warm Regards,

Wxxxxx Hxxxxx.

I replied to that:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

I am very interested in this proposal of yours, please let me have the full details about this as soon as possible.

Reagrds,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Lad replied with:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your response. I'm honest and diligent in my dealings, and that is why I command enviable respect in my office. Well, the transfer process is very simple and would be concluded as soon as the documentation and legalization process is completed. What I need of you to initiate the claimant process that presents you as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary of the fund are the following details:

1. Full Name:

2. Company Name (if any):

3. Home and Company Address (Mailable Address not P.O.Box):

4. Means of Identification (either a copy of your International Passport or Drivers License):

5. Personal and Company Telephone and Fax Number(s):

After due documentation with these, the money shall be fully yours and then transferred to you. Moreover, this partnership, which transcends this particular business venture as you shall become a 'class A' contractor with Ex x o nMobil and shall be eligible to formally bid, receive and execute contracts for and on behalf of the company, requires your transparency, honesty, dedication and confidentiality till the fund is successfully transferred into your account. I await your response to enable us start the documentation process immediately.

Thank you very much once again and God bless as I wait to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I replied with the information that he requested:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email, here are my personal details
that you requested

1. Full Name: Axxxxx Mxxxxx Vxxxxx

2. Company Name: I don't have a company.

3. Home Address: <snipped> United Kingdom

4. Means of Identification: I do not have a passport or a driving licence, the reason being is that I am paralysed from the waist down after a work related accident 20 years ago, I fell from a ladder on a
building site and broke my neck when I landed on a scaffolding pole, I have been a paraplegic since that time, I cannot travel due to my injury and paralysis, hence I have no need of a passport or driving licence.

5. Personal Telephone Number: My UK phone number is 07947-xxxxxx

I hope that my medical condition does not preclude me from this transfer process business, because with money like you are offering, it will greatly improve my life, I may even use the money to be able to find a cure for paralysis, please, I beg you, don't discount my due to my disability!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

He accepted me despite no passport/ID and being an invalid in a wheelchair:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your response and for the information contained therein which has also been presented to the officials involved in the
transaction. I'm glad to announce to you that you have been fully accepted to work with us and as stated earlier, we should be depending on you for the successful end of this transaction since we are still in active service with the company (Ex x o nMobil). To enable us use our various offices and positions to promote and support the transaction
to the expected end, no other person has to know of our involvement with you in the transaction. Please always bear this in mind for it is the very reason why you were contacted at first instance to assist us.

However, since you do not have a company, Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited shall be immediately incorporated and registered as a
contractor with Ex x o nMobil and presented to the company for payment. Please note that your earnest participation in this business is very crucial to its successful conclusion as the fund shall either be transferred into your designated bank account or delivered to your designated house address.

Secondly, we shall need the services of a recognized legal practitioner to complete the documentation and legalization process except if you are willing to come over in person. I hope to hear from you again
concerning this pressing issue so that the desired progress can be made after which the fund will be transferred to you without delay. Attached is a copy of my ID.

Thank you very much once again and God bless for your understanding and cooperation as I wait to hear from you for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

He attached his fake staff ID card:

I replied asking if I get a free website for my Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited company:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email, I am delighted that you have accepted me for this contract, if I may ask a question, in your email, you said:

"since you do not have a company, Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited shall be immediately incorporated and registered as a contractor with Ex x o nMobil and presented to the company for payment"

Does that mean I will get my own free "Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited" website with my company details on it? If so, please give me the website address of my new website.

Whqt will happen next?

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Lad replies saying I will have a website after the transfer of funds:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. At this point, I need you to understand that the success of this transaction depends on you as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary. We have gone far with the re-profiling process and you shall be contacted for the immediate release of the fund to you once it is completed.

Because you do not have a company, Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited has been incorporated on your behalf and registered as a contractor with Ex x o nMobil. Thus, the name has been presented to Ex x o nMobil as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary of the outstanding US$12.2M. The company's website shall be constructed after the fund must have been transferred to you as more contracts shall be awarded to you as an eligible contractor to the company except if you can do that now. This transaction has reached it's concluding stage and we can no longer be visible to enable us always influence decisions in your favor. Hence, nobody must know of our involvement with you.

However, we shall need the services of a recognized legal practitioner to complete the documentation and legalization process except if you are willing to come over in person. You should understand this and comply accordingly to enable us achieve the desired target. You shall be working closely with us and updating us on every new development.

Please indicate if you will be coming over in person or if a suitably qualified and recognised legal practitioner will be employed to represent you and act in your stead. Hope to hear from you soon for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I replied, but wasn't sure where he wanted me to come over to, I thought this was a UK business:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I see, so the website in the name of "Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited", will be constructed after I receive the transferred funds, that is most excellent news.

I have a question, in regards to you saying this:

"Please indicate if you will be coming over in person or if a suitably qualified and recognised legal practitioner will be employed to represent you and act in your stead"

I am not sure what you mean by coming over in person, coming over to where?

Also, I have a very good lawyer, he is the same lawyer who got me my �575,000 compensation from the building company, after I had my accident on their building site that left me in this wheelchair for life, would you like me to contact him and ask him to act as my legal representative, because he is very well versed in company law, he specialises in that now.

Obviosuly, due to my being in a wheelchair, I would not be able to come over in person to where ever you are suggesting, so if you would like me to use my personal lawyer, please let me know, or maybe you know of a lawyer who could represent me, what do you think is best?

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Lad replies, no idea why he thinks I'm not from the UK, I gave him a UK address and phone number, I guess I will be in the UK after all:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. Hope you and your family are fine? I need you to be confident and relaxed concerning the successful conclusion of the transaction because inspite of your present situation, we are ready to work and cooperate with you till the fund is successfully transferred into your designated bank account. Because we are still in active service with the company and have to always influence decisions in your favour, nobody has to know of our involvement with you in the transaction.

From all indication, you won't be coming over to the United Kingdom to complete the process because of your state of health. Besides, the transaction is presently at its concluding stage and we can no longer be visible because of our positions in the company but you need not contact your lawyer as he can not effectively represent you and act in your stead. Therefore, I and my participating colleagues shall meet to consider a list of suitably qualified and recognized legal practitioners from where one shall be selected to represent you as required. Please note that as soon as this is done, the contact information of the selected lawyer will be sent to you to contact him for the required legal assistance.

We are really counting so much on you with hope that you will never let us down as we have built the success of the transaction around you as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary of the fund. Hope to hear from you soon for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I sent him a reply, pointing out that I live in the UK, not somewhere else as he seems to think:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email, I am fine, although I live alone, I don't have a wife or family, that sounds quite depressing doesn't it, but at least I have the one thing that I care more about than anything, and that's money, it is the thing that makes me most happy.

If I may a point, in your last email, you mentioned coming over to somewhere, I asked you where you meant, and you have replied saying this:

"From all indication, you won't be coming over to the United Kingdom to complete the process because of your state of health"

You seem to have made a mistake somewhere, because I live in the UK, you seem to think I live elsewhere, please refer to my earlier email with my contact information, you will see my home address and phone number are in the UK, and although I am in a wheelchair, I am able to fully complete the process, so long as it does not entail any travelling.

I understand what you said about not needing to contact my lawyer, so I will not employ his services for this business, and use the services of one of your legal representatives.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Lad replies telling me contact the lawyer in London:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. I actually mean't coming over to our office premises in U.K. We are so determined in our efforts towards the successful conclusion of the transaction and only need your understanding and cooperation to achieve the desired target. Considering your present state, it is better to employ a legal representative to make it faster as we have so much to do together in such a short while.

Already, we are working on the award of a new contract to you as an eligible contractor with Ex x o nMobil and that is why we have to be as fast as possible to complete this immediately. Once the documentation and legalization process is completed, the fund will be transferred into your designated bank account and I shall come over to meet with you for our own share of the fund and for the possibility of investing together with you in any viable line of business.

However, as considered and selected on your behalf, please find the information with which you shall contact the lawyer for the required legal assistance and successful transfer of the fund to you:

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC
Lxxxxx Solicitors,
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx .
E-mail: [email protected]

All that is required of you is to write a simple letter of application requesting her legal assistance in transferring the fund to you as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary. This is very easy and I know you can handle it. Whatever information she may need as we progress, shall be passed to her through you and the charges shall be collectively taken care of, such that you are not adversely affected and no room for suspicion of our involvement is created.

Please be very confident and relaxed, the transaction will be successfully concluded in your name and your life will never remain the same again. I will keep to my words and will not let you down. Always keep me posted on every development as we rely and depend so much on you for the successful end of the transaction. Always remember that nobody has to know of our involvement in the transaction and you must maintain the required level of confidentiality.

Thank you very much once again and God bless for your understanding and cooperation as I wait to hear from you for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I sent an email to the lawyer:

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Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

I have been asked to contact you by, Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx, I am acting as a contractor for Exxon Mobil, and I have been advised by them to contact you concerning having funds transferred in to my account from Exxon Mobil, this is to do with a contract payment, please advise me on what I need to do to bring this contract to fruition.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

The lawyer replies:

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Lxxxxx SOLICITORS & ADVOCATE
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx

Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

We appreciate the content of your mail and are glad you are considering the possibility of availing us an opportunity to represent you in a legal matter. I assure you of the best legal service as our clients' satisfaction is our pride.

I'm Barrister Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL M, QC, a qualified legal practitioner in the United Kingdom for more than thirteen years, with wide spread clientele services in consultancy and legal representation. Please forward the details of your request for adequate consideration and advice.

Thank you again for the opportunity you are about availing us to represent you.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC
Principal Partner, Lxxxxx Solicitors,
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx
[email protected]

The main lad mails asking for an update:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Hope you are fine? I have been waiting to receive an update of your correspondence with the lawyer. Please I need the relevant information so as to update my colleagues accordingly. Please note that time is no longer in our favour and we need to work as fast as possible to achieve the desired target within the stipulated period of time. Hope to hear from you soon for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I sent a reply to the lawyer, telling her to contact the main lad for the details about the job as business stuff confuses me:

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Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

Thank you for your email, I am not very good at business and find it quite confusing at times, as such, and as you are now my lawyer, would you please contact Mr Wxxxxx R Hxxxxx at Exxon Mobil, on this email address:

[email protected]

Ask him to give you the full details of this Ex x on Mobil business, because I am not even sure what I am supposed to tell you, apart from, Ex xon want me to be their contractor, Mr Hxxxxx can give you all the details you need.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

I mailed the lad to give him an update and let him know he will be hearing from the lawyer:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I have heard from the lawyer called, Vxxxxx Lxxxxx, as I get confused by all this business stuff, I have replied to her and gave your email address for her to get the full information that she requires, all I could tell her is that Ex x o n Mobil want me to work on contracts, you should be hearing from her soon.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

The lawyer send a reply Rolling Eyes

:

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Lxxxxx SOLICITORS & ADVOCATE
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx

Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

You are simply required to forward a comprehensive information of the contract for adequate consideration and advice to enable us represent you accordingly. Atleast you should be able to provide the relevant information of your contract for adequate verification with the company, consideration and advice.

Thank you again for the opportunity you are about availing us to represent you.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC
Principal Partner, Lxxxxx Solicitors,
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx

I replied and threatened to sack her:

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Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

Did you bother to read my last email, I told you I am not very good at business, I gave you all the information that I had, and advised you to contact Mr Hxxxxx for full details, you are my lawyer, you need to be able to take instructions, I have instructed you to contact Ex x o n, so contact them immediately!

I can't give you comprehensinve information because I do not have any, I have not received any paperwork or documentation concerning this contract, only what I told you in my last email, if you are a lawyer worth your salt, you will do as I asked and contact Mr Hxxxxx as per the instructions in my last email, if you do not want to do that, then consider yourself terminated from this job, I will find a new lawyer to get the details!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

I sent an email to the main Ex xon lad about the lawyer:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

I have received a reply from the lawyer, despite me asking her to contact you, she says for me to send he rall the details, which I don't have, because you have not sent me any paperwork or documents.

I have sent her a reply, telling her that if she is worth her salt, she will contact you for the full details, if she does not, then I will fire her, because she does not sound like a very good lawyer, infact, she sounds quite useless so far, I'm not even sure if she bothers to read my emails properly, she might cause all kinds of problems, if she does not contact you, please get a new lawyer to deal with this, I don't like wasting time!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

That's where I am up to now, hope I get a UK IP address soon, if I can get a meet at some point, great, if not, and he drops me when I can't send the fees, no problem.

If anyone has an IP confirmed lad based in the UK, please send me a PM with details about them so I can bait them, cheers.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:38 pm

SP,
I'm baiting this idiot too. But the company he established for me was Exploration Support Services Limited. I told him I didn't like it because it was too close to my ex-wife's last name and we'd need to come up with a new name. Also, I told him I'd supply my own attorney. I don't think he liked that idea much.

Please keep updating this one as I'd like to see where it goes, especially since you're a couple days ahead of me.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Scam Patroller wrote:

If anyone has an IP confirmed lad based in the UK, please send me a PM with details about them so I can bait them, cheers.

Ah! Excellent! Wondering how you were going to set up a "meeting."

Is there an award for "Worse Lad-Faked Document?"

--J.D.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ As per my post at the top of the page, Gaz said this lad has lad contact based in London, that's the one I want to come for a meeting, but all I have had so far from them are Nigerian IP's, maybe they will introduce a UK based lad later on, hopefully.

@ Bucky, I will post as and when I get replies from them, to keep this updated.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The Ex xon lad replies, he didn't understand my email Rolling Eyes

:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. Hope you and your family are fine? I didn't clearly understand the content of your last mail and want you to forward a copy of your correspondence with the lawyer to enable me know what to do. We trust and rely so much in you with hope that you will never let us down. Hope to hear from you soon for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I replied telling him to sort it out:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Find below the email from the lawyer as you requested I send to you.

I have no idea what comprehensive information she requires, you have not given me an paperwork or documents concerning this business, so I suggest you contact the lawyer, I am getting bored with this already, so you need to get the wheels in motion, I know nothing about business, and the lawyer is asking me to send things I know nothing about, you sort it out with the lawyer and get back to me!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:50 pm

great work there SB i hope you get the lad on camera to because it will be cool to see this guy because i use to hang around with a "ex-con" who seems to know ALOT of criminals and i would just be happy about seeing some london based lads go down Twisted Evil

keep up the great work Cool

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:21 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

Gaz said this lad has lad contact based in London, that's the one I want to come for a meeting, but all I have had so far from them are Nigerian IP's, maybe they will introduce a UK based lad later on, hopefully

John o'Groats to Lands End safari coming yo you soon! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

He has replied and gave me all the details to give to the lawyer:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. Hope you are fine? You don't need to worry or get bored because of this. The lawyer simply needs the relevant information of the contract (not even the paperwork or documents). I will send them to you in this mail so that you can pass it on to her as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary of the fund.

Like I told you earlier, nobody has to know of our involvement with you in the transaction. We trust and believe so much in you as our partner in this business and have built its success around you. Please note that we are already working and pressing hard to ensure that a new contract of US$31M is also awarded to you at the successful conclusion of this.

Thus, our partnership with you must not be known to enable us always influence decisions in your favour. I need you to understand that the lawyer has good experience and is well respected and recognized by the company. All you have to do is provide her with the relevant information to work with so that the desired progress can be made at once.

However, please find the relevant re-profiled contract information as requested by the lawyer. You are to copy it and send to her immediately:

(1) Name of Contractor as registered with Ex x o nMobil .......... Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Limited

(2) Registration number with Ex x o nMobil........... EM/xxxxx/xxxxx/RSC

(3) Accrued outstanding contract amount........... US$12.2M (Twelve Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

(4) a. Major contractor(s)........... Pxxxxx Exploration Services Ltd and Zxxxxx Ltd
b. Total contract amount...... US$98.7M (Ninety Eight Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)

(5) Total amount paid to Pxxxxx Exploration Services Ltd and Zxxxxx Ltd upon conclusion of contract .......... US$86.5M (Eighty Six Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)

(6) a. Contract award certificate number ......... EM/xxxxx/xxxxx/19A
b. Date of contract award ......................... xxst August, 2003

(7) a. Job completion certificate number......... EM/xxxxx/xxxxx/xxxxx/2J
b. Expected and Actual Date of Completion of Contract..... xxnd February, 2005

We trust and rely so much on you for the achievement of the desired goal with hope that you will never let us down. You can forward the information to the lawyer immediately and get back to me with further updates and for further advice.

Thank you very much once again and God bless for your understanding and cooperation as I wait to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

I replied to lad:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Thank you for your email with the contract details, at last, somebody listens to my please for help, I have just sent the details to the lawyer.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Sent email to lawyer with the contract details lad sent:

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Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

I have been in touch with Mr Hxxxxx at Ex x o n Mobil, as you apparently could not be bothered contact him, as I directed you to do, what sort of lawyer are you? Let me remind you that, YOU work for ME, when I ask you to do something, I expect you to comply, instead of being a lazy bitch, you are probably to busy sitting in your office, drinking coffee, smoking cigars and twirling your lady moustache!

Please find below, the relevant contract information as supplied by Ex x o n Mobil:

<snipped contract details>

Next time, do your legal work like you are supposed to do, again I repeat, you are a lazy bitch.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The lawyer replies, and it's time for me to pay my fees Rolling Eyes

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Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I'm pleased to inform you that we are in receipt of the requested information but to enable us verify the authenticity of your claim with Ex x o nMobil and proceed on this course, we need a Letter / Power of Attorney from you. This legally empowers us to represent you and act in your stead.

Please note that this is a reputable and well-recognized legal chamber with Ex x o nMobil, not just in London but also in the entire world. We are known for excellent customer services that always bring about maximum satisfaction to all our clients. Thus, we primarily expect you to rely and depend on us for success in this matter.

However, for Oil Contracts, we normally charge 5% of the total contract sum payable upon the full settlement of your contract entitlement in your designated bank account but the Handling Charges and the Authentication / Regularization of your contract documents as usually determined by the court, shall be fully paid before we proceed. Thus, you are required to send �3 , 8 8 0 (Three Thousand E i ght Hundred and E i g h ty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) through Western Union Money Transfer with the following information:

Name: Mxxxxx Axxxxx
Location: London, United Kingdom

Please note that your strict timely compliance with the above directives will be highly appreciated as delay defeats equity.

Above all, we are absolutely grateful for every opportunity to represent you. I wait to receive the Letter of Attorney and confirmation of the payment through Western Union.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC
Principal Partner, Lxxxxx Solicitors,
121, Exxxxx Place London SW7 xxx

I didn't like the bit about customer satisfaction in the email, so I let her/him know that, I will be complaining in the morning, but what I forgot to mention, is that I will be sending the fees with my letter of complaint Twisted Evil

, when they find out about that, some shit should hit the fan, at which point I will point out that the man from Ex x o n knows I can't leave my home due to being an invalid blah blah blah, can they come and collect it, and see if they can get a London lad to collect:

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Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

I laughed when I read your email, why did I laugh? It was this part of what you wrote that made me laugh out loudly:

"We are known for excellent customer services that always bring about maximum satisfaction to all our clients"

I'm sorry, but like I said in my previous email, you are a lazy bitch, if it was my choice, I would not use your legal services, it was Mr Hxxxxx who suggested you to me, so don't think that you were my first choice!

I have found you to be completely useless up to this point, you could not even contact Mr Hxxxxx by email, was that to difficult for you to do? So no, you do not have excellent customer service, because I am unsatisfied with your work up to this point, and as for giving maximum satisfaction, I doubt you could do that even in a sexual capacity, let alone as a lawyer, you are bloody useless, infact, I am going to write a letter of complaint about you to your law firm, stating that I am not happy with your work for me, I will send the complaint letter first thing in the morning.

I do understand what you say about having to pay 5% to you for the services, that is to be expected, and I will send the fee of �3 , 8 8 0 to you tomorrow.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

No reply from the lawyer asking for the MTCN, yet, only a mail from the main lad asking for an update when the lawyer responds:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx
Thank you very much for the update. Hope you are fine? Please let me know as soon as the lawyer responds for proper advice and guidelines. We have done so much to ensure that we achieve the desired target and can never let you down. Hope to hear from you soon for further advice.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The lawyer sends me an email, she is an idiot:

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Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I appreciate the content of your last mail and want you to proof me wrong by sending the required Letter of Power of Attorney and the stipulated amount of money for me to work with. I assure you of the best legal assitance as our clients' satisfaction is our pride.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC

I ignored the lawyer and sent the main lad a reply, saying to get rid of the lawyer:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Yes, I have an update for you, the lawyer you arranged for me, Vxxxxx, Lxxxxx, is bloody useless. I will not work with her anymore, not that she would know what work is, she seems content to sit on her fat arse and do nothing, she is the lawyer, yet she will not take my instructions as a lawyer should do, as a result of this, as of this time, I wont no further correspondence with her, I suggest you arrange for a new lawyer to contact me, because I will no longer reply to Vxxxxx Lxxxxx emails!!!

As you know, I sent her an email on Friday, containing the details that you sent to me, to send to her, at the same time, I said I was going to write a complaint about her to her company, due to her being lazy and not following my instructions, I told her I would send the letter of complaint on Saturday, which I did, I also sent her the $3 , 3 8 0, except that, because this is the UK, I sent the equivalent amount in � sterling, which was �1 , 6 9 9 . 6 9, but so as not to send change, I rounded it up to �1 , 7 0 0.

Today, I received an email from Vxxxxx Lxxxxx, and again, this shows just how useless she is, here is what she sent to me:

"Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I appreciate the content of your last mail and want you to proof me wrong by sending the required Letter of Power of Attorney and the stipulated amount of money for me to work with. I assure you of the best legal assitance as our clients' satisfaction is our pride.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC"

As you can see, she is now asking for the power of attorney to prove her wrong, what? I never said anything about proving her wrong, I simply asked her to follow my instructions, which she plainly cannot do, all she does do is cause confusion and delay, she also never said if she had received the �1 , 7 0 0 that I sent.

Please get a new lawyer, I refuse to have anything further to do with this current lawyer, she is stupid and useless, hire a new lawyer and ask them to contact me, I am getting very bored with all these delays, I have very little patience, and I don't suffer fools!!!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

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I sent the lawyer a quick reply:

Quote:

Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

This email is to bring attention to your stupidity and your uselessness, as of now, this email is being sent to you to inform you that you have been fired, I no longer wish to employ you, I have sent an email to Mr Hxxxxx at E x x o n, explaining why I am now dispensing with your services.

On Saturday, I sent a letter of complaint about you to your company, I also sent you the $3 , 3 8 0, and as this is the UK, we deal in � sterling here, not US dollars, so I sent you the equivalent in sterling of �1 , 7 0 0, but as I have now fired you, please be so kind as to return my �1 , 7 0 0 to my address which I gave to you in the complaint letter I sent to you, consider yourself unemployed as of right now, Mr Hxxxxx at E x x o n, will employ a new lawyer to take your place.

There is no need for you to reply, infact, if you do reply, I will not even read your email, so save your breath YOU'RE FIREDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 pm

great work there SB i love the your fired line on the ending... its the same line i love hearing on wrestling by the owner Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:05 pm

@SP, thanks for the updates. Looks like you're having some fun with the "Fire the Barrister" modality. I'm still quibbling with the lad over the name of my company. But I'm sure I'll be introduced to the barrister soon.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

A short reply from the main lad, asshole Rolling Eyes

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Quote:

Please note that this is not a child's play. It is a serious business and I need to be properly updated to enable me know what to do.

I sent him a reply:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Listen, do not take that tone with me, did you bother to read my last email properly? I suggest you read it again, actually, here is what I wrote in my last update, so please don't write rubbish to me about childs play, and needing to be updated properly, YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED PROPERLY!!!

MY PREVIOUS EMAIL TO YOU STARTS HERE

Yes, I have an update for you, the lawyer you arranged for me, Vxxxxx, Lxxxxx, is bloody useless. I will not work with her anymore, not that she would know what work is, she seems content to sit on her fat
arse and do nothing, she is the lawyer, yet she will not take my instructions as a lawyer should do, as a result of this, as of this time, I wont no further correspondence with her, I suggest you arrange for a new lawyer to contact me, because I will no longer reply to Vxxxxx Lxxxxx's emails!!!

As you know, I sent her an email on Friday, containing the details that you sent to me, to send to her, at the same time, I said I was going to write a complaint about her to her company, due to her being lazy and
not following my instructions, I told her I would send the letter of complaint on Saturday, which I did, I also sent her the $3,380, except that, because this is the UK, I sent the equivalent amount in � sterling, which was �1,699.69, but so as not to send change, I rounded it up to �1,700.

Today, I received an email from Vxxxxx Lxxxxx, and again, this shows just how useless she is, here is what she sent to me:

"Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I appreciate the content of your last mail and want you to proof me wrong by sending the required Letter of Power of Attorney and the stipulated amount of money for me to work with. I assure you of the best legal assitance as our clients' satisfaction is our pride.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC"

As you can see, she is now asking for the power of attorney to prove her wrong, what? I never said anything about proving her wrong, I simply asked her to follow my instructions, which she plainly cannot
do, all she does do is cause confusion and delay, she also never said if she had received the �1,700 that I sent.

Please get a new lawyer, I refuse to have anything further to do with this current lawyer, she is stupid and useless, hire a new lawyer and ask them to contact me, I am getting very bored with all these delays, I have very little patience, and I don't suffer fools!!!

MY PREVIOUS EMAIL TO YOU ENDS HERE

Please tell me which part of my email you did not understand? All the details are there in black and white, the lawyer is causing delays, and I refuse to work with her any longer, as per my previous request, get a new lawyer, one who can take instructions in the manner of a proper legal practitioner!

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Sorry, this is all really boring, keep having to repeat and repeat, these lads are idiots Rolling Eyes

, email from the lad:

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Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

What is your problem? You must be willing to work and cooperate with us to enable us achieve the desired target. You have not updated me on your correspondence with the lawyer implying that you are not serious. I need to hear from you so that I know what to do.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

My repetative reply:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

Having read your latest email below, I suggest that YOU are the one who is not being serious!

I have explained to you twice now what the problem is, I even sent you my previous email enclosed inside my last email that I sent to you, so please do explain to me how I have not updated you, because I have sent you 2 emails explaining the problem.

Ok, so what is the problem? As I have already told you, the lawyer is the problem, can you understand what I am typing here? THE LAWYER IS THE PROBLEM, is that better, are you getting what I am saying now?

The lawyer said they wanted something from me, which you have not given to me, namely, the "power of attorney", so the lawyer causes delays, asking for things that I do not have, because you have not told me anything about a "power of attorney", now you email me yet again saying I am not serious, well, if you were serious, you would have sent me the power of attorney, perhaps you cannot read properly, that is why these problems arose.

I instructed the lawywer to contact you, she refused to do that, as a businessman, you more than anyone should know that a lawyer is paid to take instructions from their client, I am the client, but they refuse to take client instructions, now why is that, all I can think of is that they are lazy and don't want to do their job properly, otherwise they would have been in touch with you, I gave them your email address to do so, but still nothing happened.

So here we are, at a major crossroads, you don't give me any details about power of attorneys, so I cannot give the lawyer what she needs, so the problem is pretty much caused by YOU, how do you intend to rectify this? The simple thing to do is for you to send me the power of attorney, isn't it, do you think you can manage to do something simple like that?

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:07 pm

Quote:

As I have already told you, the lawyer is the problem, can you understand what I am typing here? THE LAWYER IS THE PROBLEM

I'm afraid I'm going to have a similar problem. The lad, of course, put me in touch with the same lawyer as you. But I responded telling him that I don't trust lawyers and it would be easier if we just did the transaction between the two of us. I'm sure he's going to LOVE that idea!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Now he is starting to get pissy, how difficult is it for him to understand that I can't do anything until he gives me the damn document Rolling Eyes

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Mr Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

It is highly impossible to give what belong to kings and queens to the dogs. You are nothing but a mediocre and can not be part of this great opportunity. I stil wait to be proven other wise.

William

I should have slapped him for that, but I played it down, and repeated, repeated, repeated Rolling Eyes

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R Hxxxxx,

Again, I don't like your tone, you have the business manners of a roadside pig that has been spit roasted and basted in spit, see, I can throw insults back at you as well!

Did you understand anything I have written?

You have not given my any document with "power of attorney", so how can I give the "power of attorney" details to the lawyer, Vxxxxx Lxxxxx?

You claim to be some great businessman, but I can't do anything until you give me the documnt to give to the lawyer, she keeps asking me for it, I don't have it, YOU do, so all the problems are being caused you, even a blind man could see that, I need "power of attorney", you have the "power of attorney", but you have not given me the "power of attorney", therefore, I cannot give the "power of attorney" to the lawyer, please explain what part of that you do not undestand?

The simple solution is, SEND ME THE POWER OF ATTORNEY DOCUMENT, is that too difficult for you? Once I have that, I can then give it to the lawyer, we can then continue as normal, but you are holding this deal up now.

Adam.

HAH, asshole has sent me a power of attorney to send to the lawyer, that will be sent tomorrow, but where is the �1700 I sent her last week, that has not been returned to me yet:

Quote:

Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I'm really sorry for this and need you to understand that we have to work and cooperate to achieve the desired target. The following is the Power of Attorney for you to send to the lawyer with a confirmation of the payment of the required amount of money. Note that we have done so much in your name to ensure that we achieve the desired target with hope that you will never let us down:

LETTER / POWER OF ATTORNEY

Axxxxx Mxxxxx Vxxxxx,
President & CEO,
Vxxxxx Exploration Support Services Ltd,
xxx, the Txxxxx Bxxxxx, Vxxxxx Pxxxxx,
Rxxxxx, Kxxxxx, United Kingdom.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I, Axxxxx Mxxxxx Vxxxxx, President & CEO of Vxxxxx Exploration Services Support Limited, xx, the Txxxxx Bxxxxx, Vxxxxx Pxxxxx, Rxxxxx, Kxxxxx, United Kingdom, hereby appoint Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx of Lxxxxx Solicitors & Advocate, xxx, Exxxxx Place London, SW7 xxx, to represent me and act in my stead at E x x on M obil concerning the payment of outstanding US$12.2M due me as the contractor / bonafide beneficiary of the fund without prejudice. Therefore, I humbly accord her the Power of Attorney to act in my stead.

Thank you,

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I sent the lawyer an email saying I had sent her the power of attorney, I didn't tell her I sent it by postal mail, and asked about the �1700 I sent last week Very Happy

:

Quote:

Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

With regards to the previous confusion, it is all the fault of, Mr Wxxxxx Hxxxxx, he was getting quite angry with me, I again explained to him that he had not given me the power of attorney document, and since he had not, I could not give it to you, and trust me, I really would like to give it to you, he seems quite incapable of reading anything that I write in my emails, despite it being written clearly, he really is an idiot if he cannot read properly, god only knows how he ever became a businessman, he has the brains of a small fish out of water on a riverbank, he finally realised his error yesterday, when he sent the power of attorney to me, I am now able to send it to you.

I sent you that power of attorney today, please let me know as soon as you have received it.

Also, I have not had a response from you concerning the �1700 that I sent to you, please send me a receipt to show that you have received the money, thank you.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

And a short email to the main lad:

Quote:

Dear Mr Wxxxxx Hxxxxx,

Thank you for finally understanding my emails, as you can now see, you were the one at fault from the start, at least you managed to finally be able to read an email in simple English, well done.

Today, I have sent the power of attorney to the lawyer, Vxxxxx Lxxxxx, I will let you know when ehs gets back to me.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

A reply from the main lad at Ex x on, asking to send the lawyer a payment receipt, I will tell him tomorrow, that I sent it via courier, and show him a tracking page saying it has been signed for at the address the lawyer gives as her office Very Happy

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Quote:

Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

Thank you very much for your mail. We trust and rely so much on you concerning the successful conclusion of this transaction and assure you that you can never be let down. As soon as the process is completed, the fund will be transferred to you and more contracts shall be awarded to you. Just let me know as soon as the lawyer responds and also send her the confirmation or details of the money you sent to enable her cash it and proceed with the process immediately. If there are questions, please feel very free to ask and do not hestitate to comply with stipulated instructions and guidelines as that is the only way we can achieve the desired target.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:41 pm

Nice work SP.
Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I received an email from the lawyer today:

Quote:

Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I never received any Letter of Attorney from you and never received any payment. Please note that both the letter and the stipulated amount must be received before we can make any move.

Regards,

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx LL. M, QC

I sent her a reply:

Quote:

Dear Vxxxxx Lxxxxx,

Today is, Monday August 27th, which is a Bank Holiday here in the UK, you should know that as you are also in the UK, you should also know that there are no postal services on a Bank Holiday Monday, which is treated just like a Sunday, so you may receive the letter of attorney at your address tomorrow (Tuesday 28th).

With regards to the payment, I told you in my email of August 17th, that I would be sending you the �1700 fee you requested, on August 18th, I have confirmation from the couriers that they had difficulty finding your addrress and there was a shipment exception, but that they finally found it, and your money was delivered to your postal address on August 22nd, it was sent to your address here:

xxx Exxxxx Place
London
SW7 xxx

That is also the same address that I have sent a printed copy of the power of attorney to, please let me know when it arrives, so that we can continue with this business transaction.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:33 pm

Great work, SP! ... I'm still arguing with the lad about the need for a lawyer in the first place. I've agreed to email her, but only if he writes the introductory email from me to her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have not heard anything from the lads for 3 days, they might have dropped me for sending the money to the lawers address via courier Very Happy

, I sent the main lad an emil asking what's going on:

Quote:

Dear Mr Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx,

What is happening, I have not heard from you or the lawyer?

This is the last email the lawyer sent to me:

LAWYERS EMAIL STARTS HERE

Attention: Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

I never received any Letter of Attorney from you and never received any payment. Please note that both the letter and the stipulated amount must be received before we can make any move.

LAWYERS EMAIL ENDS HERE

I replied to her, stating that I had printed off a copy of the power of attorney, and sent it to her at her office address, which she gives in her email signature as:

Attorney Vxxxxx Lxxxxx
xxx Exxxxx Place
London SW7 xxx

I also sent the �1700 fee to the same address where I sent the power of attorney, now I have not heard back from the lawyer, what is going on?

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The main lad replies Rolling Eyes

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Don't know what to tell you!

Oh well, that gives me an excuse to slap him when I reply, not that I need an excuse.

[edit]

Sent the main lad a reply, at this point, I didn't want to mention about not being able to go to Western Union, but as they are not very talkative, I thought I might as well mention collecting any further fees from me in cash, and lad worth his salt, would now make up a payment receipt for my first payment, and then demand more fees, where hopefully they will have a UK based lad who can collect it from me, if not, the bait is pretty dead in the water without a UK lad:

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Dear Mr Wxxxxx R Hxxxxx,

What do you mean, you don't know what to tell me? What sort of reply is that?

You call yourself a businessman, you are the one who hired the lawyer, she is bloody useless, you need to get your shit in order, you of all people should know what is happening, because as yet, I have seen nothing but stupidity from you and the lawyer, god only knows how you and the lawyer managed to get in to business and law, I'm sure I could do a better job than either of you, between you both, you don't even have the brains of a very small fish.

The �1700 I sent to the lawyer, was sent to her business address, it has been delivered and signed for, yet she does not have the courtesy to send me a payment received receipt, I'm sure that if she sent me money, she would want a receipt, I just want to know from the lawyer, what is going on, you hired her, so you tell her to email me, because she is not answering my emails!

As you are aware from the beginning, I am in a wheelchair due to the accident I had on a building site, and I am now housebound, I live in a 3rd floor flat and I can't leave my home as there is no lift in the building, that is why I had to have a courier come and collect the �1700 from me to send for the legal work.

I realise that the lawyer asked me to send the fee by Western Union, but as I have already explained, I cannot go to Western Union, due to not being able to get out of my house, if I knew all these problems would have arisen, I would have asked the lawyer or someone who works for her, to come to my home in the UK to collect the money from me in cash, because I have over �400,000 in a box under my bed, that is the compensation money that I got from my accident on the building site, and being housebound, I cannot put the money in a bank, so I have to keep it at home to make things easier for me.

When you contact the lawyer, ask her to send me a receipt saying she has received my �1700 payment, and if there are any further fees to pay, I suggest the lawyer comes to my home in the UK to collect it in cash, I live in Kent, which is very close to where the lawyer is based in London, paying cash will be so much easier for me, infact, it is my only option, please sort this terrible mess out, as I still wish to continue with this business, despite the current problems we are having.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Well, the main lad replied, not sure what he means by wasting his time Very Happy

, he is still happy to continue anyway:

Quote:

Dear Axxxxx Vxxxxx,

We are willing to work with you to achieve the desired target but you are not willing to cooperate with us at all. I wonder why you are doing this. You shouldn't waste my precious time if you cannot cooperate with us. I don't understand what you are talking about but wish you could work with us to enable us achieve the desired target.

Sincerely,

Wxxxxx R. Hxxxxx

Sent him a reply:

Quote:

Dear Mr Wxxxxx R Hxxxxx,

I am not sure what you mean by saying, I am wasting your time, and that you cannot understand what I am talking about, infact, I resent that, I have done everything in my power to help you so far, I am writing in plain English, surely you must be able to read and comprehend what I am writing, anyway, let me reiterate what I said to you last time.

Firstly, the lawyer in London, Vxxxxx Lxxxxx, who you kindly hired for me, she asked me to send some fees to her for her work, which I did, I sent �1700 in cash, I also printed off the power of attorney that you sent to me, so please explain how I am wasting your time by doing that, she wanted a fee and the power of attorney, and I sent those to her company in London, this is her address:

Vxxxxx Lxxxxx
xxx Exxxxx Place
London SW7 xxx

That is her address, is it not?

She signs every email, by giving that address in her signature as her company address, so that is where the fees were sent to.

I do realise that she asked me to send the fees by Western Union, but as I have already explained to you, it is not possible for me to use Western Union, due to not being able to get out of my house, because I am in a wheelchair and live on the 3rd floor of my building, there is no lift in the building, that is why I had to have a courier come and collect the �1700 from me to send for the legal work.

Because I cannot leave my home, I asked you if you can either get someone from your company in the UK, or someone from Vxxxxx Lxxxxx company, to come to my home in Kent, UK, to collect the money from me in cash, because I have over �400,000 in a box under my bed, that is the compensation money that I got from my accident on the building site, and due to being housebound, I cannot put that money in a bank, so I have to keep it at home to make things easier for me.

Vxxxxx Lxxxxx is based in London, I live in Kent, which is just down the road from London, it's on the London border, it would be a very short trip for her to come in person and collect the fees from me.

I am so very willing to continue and for us all to achieve our target, but I need a little help here from you or the lawyer, it would be so easy for her to come to my home and collect the money for the fees, please talk to her and get her to come here and meet me, we can then continue as per normal with this business.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx.