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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:48 pm

Here is the new Homeland Security forms for any international transactions you may be undertaking. These forms are for your peace of mind. The DHS does not require you submit them back to the department. You may keep these confidential documents in your personal file to absolve you from any terrorist activity that said funds may, or may not be used to finance these groups.

.... or whatever reason you can think of. Lads love forms, so why not see they fill these out before you send your 'money' through WU. (Now if you see any glaring spelling errors, I was using the American dictionary - I speak and write English, so some words may be confuddled)

Example ONLY. Click the RED links below to download to your bait kit.

**Click here for print version Form 1**

**Click here for print version Form 2**

**Click here for print version Form 3**

**Click here for print version Form 4**

**Click here for print version Form 5**

**Click here for print version Form 6**

**Click here for print version Form 7**

**Click here for print version Form 8**

**Click here for print version Form 9**

**Click here for print version Form 10**

As always, if your lad answers any of these, he's a terrorist. Only make mention of that after he's been to WU for the thirteenth time. You can also request a security image if there is any doubt.

I can't wait to see some of the responses. Be warned - I hold no responsibility for ruining any baits because of these forms. Very Happy

SAFETY FIRST! Wink

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:40 pm

We can never have enough security NN. It's our patriotic duty. Very Happy

Maybe if they can fill in all the forms they can avoid ITV5 - well maybe not. If we can't take liquids on a plane it's plain stupid to think money transfers aren't affected. These are official - aren't they ? Laughing

They will be soon I bet.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:46 pm

Han or PeeWee.. I just cannot decide!

Great work these look like a ton of fun!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

Lol, they are brilliant, well done.

Can't wait to see their responses, especially to page 6.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:13 pm

Absolutely awesome tools, thanks for posting them!

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:26 pm

Will there be an answer key posted? I don't want to look foolish in front of my lad.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:29 pm

^ Whatever your lads fills in, it is wrong Wink

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:32 pm

O$ama Ben luddin is inside the big bird suit, obviously, and Pee Wee is a known member of the Badderer Meinhuas gang....

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:06 pm

NN:

Thanks. I was just about to make up a form for a lad, but now he gets this one Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Jul 2006 Posts: 40

These forms couldn't have come at a better time.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 133

Thanks Nurse Nasty. You just solved a big problem Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:47 pm

Many thanks NN................great forms and brilliant timing.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:52 pm

Form sent off to lad expecting Mr. , Esq. to help him get the $25,000.00 left to him in the will of the late client.

Thanks N^2

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:40 pm

While I'm pimping my forms...

To the newer members: I also have these. (they are also in my sig)

Anti-Terror Forms

WU Forms

I am working on some MoneyGram Forms as well. Happy baiting.

If anyone does have their lad fill these DHS forms out, I would love to read the responses.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:49 pm

NN:

I have the forms out to two baits so I'll try to remember to post them if/when they come back in.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:46 am

Thanks for the forms NN, they look fantastic.

I have a lad getting rather desperate for a payment and I just hit him with these so I'll be sure to let you know how it turns out! Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:51 pm

NN:

My first lad is refusing to answer them. I am doing a reverse "you are an heir in the will and I am the barrister" on him. First character died after agreeing to marry him. Left him $25K in the will.... Judge won't approve the transfer unless we prove he is not a terrorist. We have two ways to do that in my court, personal affidavit of a court officer (but since I don't know him I can't do that) or fill out this form.

Here is the kicker - he claims he filled them out already! Says that the dead gal sent them to him!

So after a few rounds of this I think that McDuck and Co. will get a shot at him when the Judge finds out a new method of terrorism proof Smile

Thanks for the forms, we will see what fruit they bear.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 28

I've got a set of those forms out there waiting to be filled out. The first response was that ol' Prof. Solud0 is too busy to be filling out forms. But if the money can't be released for transfer until Homeland Security is satisfied, what can I do???

I think they'll give in eventually for a payday of a couple thousand waiting for them at WU!

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:22 pm

If I can get all of these completely filled in, can I count it as a trophy?
Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:31 am

The Man wrote:

Here is the kicker - he claims he filled them out already! Says that the dead gal sent them to him!

Has he now? Then he should be able to provide you with copies. However i believe that may have been for a different shipment or transfer?? Every time you are doing business overseas, you're required to fill out a new one each time.

eye-ken-doo wrote:

If I can get all of these completely filled in, can I count it as a trophy?

Why not!? Especially if you can get your lad to fill out these, and the 2 other forms I have in my sig. The whole collection would indeed be trophy worthy.

AlohaMugu wrote:

ol' Prof. Solud0 is too busy to be filling out forms.

Well tough cookies. A simple. 'No forms. No transfer' policy should be in effect. make sure you can hit him up the a few WU ones as well.

I always make these when I am nowhere near this stage with my lads. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:43 am

@NN Fantastic! I love the forms. D/L'd every single one. They'll come in handy. Appreciate it!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:33 am

Excellent forms NN, just got to paying by Western Union after all that kufuffle with bank accounts. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:31 pm

Excellent work NN, GP just sent me the links, I have a lot of lotto lads that
will enjoy filling the forms, and I also still have the others you posted,
they also come into good use.

many thanks

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:11 am

Good News/Bad News--Crazy Barr1ster R0y went 7 for 7 on the forms I sent him, but he insists he is an honest and trustworthy fellow. Too many 'never's and 'am not robber' but still some good answers--

Tell us where you see yourself in 15 years. " I prefer to be in level of gravity."
Name 12 people who annoyed you. [I think he wrote] Me [on 12 lines]
If my friend won a lottery via email, I would tell him it is a fraud perpetrated by vermin.
Write down 15 things that make you angry."...lazyness, disrespectful, lack of communication, human trafficking..."
Also states in one answer that he can never be frustrated at any level. HAH! Evil or Very Mad

Time to go MidEVIL on his ass beating

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