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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:32 am |
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Thirty years ago today since The King croaked on the toilet wearing a big nappy. Where does the time go? |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mackilt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 164
Location: 404 Location not found!
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:25 am |
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He's not dead, he works down the chip shop! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:44 am |
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^^^What took you so long?  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:46 am |
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Who's Elvis?
Joking...or am I..no I am |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:38 pm |
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^^ his real name is Declan Patrick MacManus |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:47 pm |
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:15 pm |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:18 pm |
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He's not dead, he's just living in a UFO that's orbiting the earth with an alien named P12... |
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
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HAYWOOD JABLOWME
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Dec 2003
Posts: 35
Location: Viva las Vegas !
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:46 pm |
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I see Elvis all the time at the Imperial Palace Hotel  |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:53 pm |
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No No No,
Elvis is frozen in a cryogenic chamber in Yakima Washington and they are going to revive him when the economy improves. |
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babyboyuk81
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 95
Location: uk - seeking my queen
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:56 pm |
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i though he shaved his head an became one of the first skin head clowns to kick start a new trend in the clown sid eof enertainment |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:23 pm |
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He weren't not'in but a houndog, a cry'in all the time.
In thirteen years he'll have been dead longer than he lived. Strange, huh? |
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babyboyuk81
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 95
Location: uk - seeking my queen
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:39 pm |
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thats true KD an i still chill an rock out to some of his songs
an the song hound dog song i no all to well lol |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:44 pm |
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Elvis who? |
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babyboyuk81
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 95
Location: uk - seeking my queen
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:46 pm |
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only mr evlis presley |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:39 pm |
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Sgt. Elvis Presley, currently serving in Iraq. |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:48 am |
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He died on my 29th birthday, we were in Washington DC on our way to the UK.
He did some great songs, but most of those movies really sucked. |
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(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:06 am |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:10 pm |
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I think most of those people who still contend the Elvis is alive and continue to celebrate "the King," wishing he would return to the stage, tend to forget that today he would be a 72 year old incontinent hairy old fat guy being rolled around in a wheel chair drooling out the side of his half open mouth muttering "thank you, thank you very much" every time a nurse changes his diapers.
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:22 pm |
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Elvis has left the building.
Th'nk y' verra muccch. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:12 pm |
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We were driving home through Somerset after a camping holiday.
I had guzzled a whole bottle of cream soda in the back of the car, and now had my head out of the window puking down the side of my Dad's new white Zodiac.
When suddenly the radio announcer announced that Elvis Pressley had been found dead.
My Dad started wailing "Whaaaa nooo, the king is dead" the car was swerving all over the road, I was spewing for England...
Funny how some memories just stick in the memory.... |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:09 am |
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I remember the radio announcement 30 years ago. Weird. I didn't remember the cover story.
During my summer months in my college days I worked with a lady that was employed at Graceland. She was there the day the EP died. Told me he was curled up like a baby on the floor and everyone just felt how cold he was. She said she was crying when EP's son said "Damn, he OD'ed" and "Elvis has left the house." She had all kinds of stories about food and clothing. She would constantly listen to Elvis recordings and had quite a collection of personal memorabilia. When she was off her medication she was the person to stay away from. |
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Alcathiax
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 189
Location: Orange County, California
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:56 am |
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I was born on the exact same day that he died! But I can assure you all that I am not an incarnation of him! 
By the way, my co-workers held the most excellent 30th b-day party for me and one of my fellow co-worker (who turns 25 next week Tuesday and will be out of town on vacation then) and I shared in a decadent chocolate-covered cheescake topped with chocolate shaving, yum!
Also, big thanks for Standard Procedure for letting me know on my Facebook wall about the launch of the Airbus A380 this upcoming October. I got an email the same day from Singapore Airlines and how they require a US$10000 deposit just for the rights to bid on their inaugural flight seat auction on eBay next month.  |
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:48 am |
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Remember the tin foil hat brigade that speculated the Elvis, imprisoned by his fame (after all he had to rent an entire theater just to see a movie) faked his death and went off to live in peace?
A friend asked me, "wouldn't it be ironic if Elvis were making a living in Las Vegas as an Elvis impersonator? And a damned good one at that!" |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:07 am |
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| (snip)...today he would be a 72 year old incontinent hairy old fat guy being rolled around in a wheel chair drooling out the side of his half open mouth muttering "thank you, thank you very much" every time a nurse changes his diapers... |
Actually, I think that pretty much describes him on the day he died! |
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