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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:52 am |
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I just got this in chat:
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Baiter: you're late today
Lad: yeah, i had a hectic weekend
Lad: got a bad news
Baiter: oh?
Lad: some part of my apartment got razed down 
Baiter: huh?
Lad: yeah, my nephew came over 4 d weekend
Lad: n 4got 2 turn d gas
Baiter: what?!
Lad: dre wuz an inferno
Baiter: and what happened?
Lad: some rooms were affected
Lad: but no life wuz lost
Baiter: that was lucky, how much damage?
Lad: my room, wit some documents, part of d living room, d kitchen itself
Lad: am glooming in mind
Baiter: Huh?
Lad: my mind is clumsy now
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I wish I could claim this modality... but this is all lad 
So own up... who lit the match?  |
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Jarod Cain
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2007
Posts: 25
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:02 am |
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Maybe there's something wrong with me, but thats ridiculously awesome. ^_^
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:12 am |
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Looks like Persephone hit him with her awesome cooking modality. Poor lad indeed!  |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:13 am |
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So how long before he hits you for an invoice from B+Q (Lagos branch) for all the new building materials he needs to sooth his gloomy mind then eh Red? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:16 am |
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Hahahaha ^^^ I asked him if insurance would cover it... he said yes... I have my doubts he has insurance, but since he's playing a "high flying executive" he could hardly say no. Ahhh well, c'est la vie! |
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Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:04 pm |
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That's positively poetic! |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:07 pm |
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What's wrong with my cooking? Dinner once again was excellent!! (yes, hubby cooked)
I have a feeling this is going down the 'pity poor me, send me cash' script, Red. Do get some pictures of the culprit with a sign saying how very, very sorry he is. After all, no money for people that do not repent  |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:17 pm |
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It would be nice to send him some Insurance Application Forms. He then needs to snap some pictures of himself standing in front of his damaged room. Hi also has to hold a sign with his claim number.  |
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Molok
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Aug 2007
Posts: 34
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:37 pm |
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An excellent suggestion !! Do direct your lad to insurance fraud business.
You could promise him that if the police forms, photographs at the site, eye-witness accounts, and samples of the mud in the floors sent to you in a vile, he could claim even 100.000$ of insurance money from his house...
You ofcourse would be directing documents and evidence to reputable and wealthy insurance company in your country - and giving him 60% of the profits - Risky Free !! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Maybe he was trying the "Light my f@rt" modality for another baiter!
Priceless siggy (even though you didn't cause it... did you?). Makes me laugh... |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:22 am |
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Surly the insurance payment would be bigger if he completely burnt the place down. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:23 am |
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I really don't think he was going down the "send me cash I'm desperate route".
We have been talking on yahoo chat for a while now and he's a cheque scammer. He's never asked me to do anything other than "do your job diligently". He's very big on me doing an "efficient job" with the cheques. He went on to describe the damage and such in quite a lot of detail. If he was lying it was purely for the fun of it, because he continues to claim he is a very successful executive (and hence doesn't need charity).
I will email him today offering him insurance services. Thanks for the suggestion! I'll see if I can get some photos. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:05 am |
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Awwww, the poor wee laddy was almost toast...
Not only do we need photos of the apartment for the insurance, but we need to know what precautions against fire he is now taking. Cue lots of forms and sketches required.
Maybe this lad would participate in a How Safe Is Your Kitchen campaign with posters and radio ads?  |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:16 am |
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Callum, you sir, are evil... I love it!
I've sent him an email from my original character who has just realised that her good friend is an insurance broker and that her policy actually covers third parties if she so wishes. So she has put him in contact with the broker who will help organise for coverage for his losses.
Of course there will be a lot of paperwork involved, photos will be required of the premises and once the ball gets rolling I will invite him to make a video advertisement for our new African market (the insurance company is very generous when it comes to video testimonials!).
This could be fun... let's see if he bites! |
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H8DABS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Here, where else!
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:00 am |
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Just happen to have a brisket (from Elgin for those who know) on the BBQ. It's been a bit breezy today. He don't live round south San Antone do he? |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:23 am |
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hahaha couldnt have happened to a better person! |
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