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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:04 pm

Got this today:

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please kindly send to the attorney an appretiation liter with his email contact which I have already sent to you on the previous mails.

I know exactly what that liter should be of!

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 139

Oh, there are many things that liter could be of, all depending on what you feel like collecting. If your S.O. lives with you I would highly suggest something that can be collected in one go or does not require "aging". I also recommend putting a stopper in the bottle attached to the packaging, so when he takes it out it leaks over everything.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:19 pm

Perhaps he meant "litter". Ask him if he'd prefer kittens or puppies.

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:51 am

This lad obviously knows how professionals operate! I have received a few "liters" of appreciation from my clients and contacts over the years. There's nothing that tastes as sweet as free Jamaican rum!

But somehow I doubt your lad is suggesting that you send booze to his barrister, even though that would make the guy more believable as a real lawyer. Then again, if "booze scamming" takes off, I'll be tempted to join the mugus.

But seriously Otter, do be careful what you send to your lad in a 1L container. There are a great many laws against sending hazardous material (depending on just how depraved you are of course) by post or courier, and most of the deezgosting things I'm thinking of would definitely fit that description. Considering how <cough> careful postal employess are with packages, you also might be violating the ITP rule! puke

I believe many postal services might also object to sending live animals, so there goes yastreb's idea too! I was going to suggest the old "envelope full of anthrax" gag, but for some reason the authorities don't find that one funny anymore.

You'd be far better off to try faxing this liter to the barrister. I'm sure he will agree to receive your faxed liter and even provide a number for you to fax it to. (Maybe this is how hitman tony intends to send his letter-bombs!) Yep - that's what I'd suggest.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 12

Would there be a problem with sending them a liter of spoiled milk in an expensive wine bottle? Explain to him that it is a family tradition at the end of a business transaction for both parties to drink the traditional (insert some funny name here, can't think of one atm). Insist upon a picture, also tell him that it is homemade and you would be terribly offended should he refuse.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:36 pm

I think I'd better mention that I didn't have any intention of really sending anything.

There are, as mentioned above, ITPs to think about if the container breaks or ruptures, and there may also be laws/restrictions against mailing whatever biological substance I had wanted to send.

It was the thought that counted!

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:48 pm

Send him a medical sample. Urinate in a liter, have it paid COD. He has to pay for it, and gets a bottle of urine. Get all the permits, etc.

I've sent fecal samples to people, bad mechanics, for one, and they paid for shipping, thinking it was a part. This works in a high volume kind of place. I shipped it overnight express, a bit more costly, but, when its got to go, it has to go....

Of course, sending anything like that would end the bait....

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:16 pm

Well, to clear any confusion as to whether this is about a liter or a letter, just send both, a liter of urine as suggested with a little note of appreciation to go with it:

"Thank you, this liter is to let you know urine my thoughts and prayers".

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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Urinate in a liter

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I've sent fecal samples to people

At the last two posters and anyone who thinks that this is a good idea: It Is Not.

It is illegal, reckless, and stupid and will not be discussed here.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:34 pm

Oops, sorry for misleading so many.

I should perhaps use more emoticons in my posts to show where I'm not being too serious.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:52 am

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I should perhaps use more emoticons in my posts to show where I'm not being too serious.

Ditto that. I didnt think my play on words would be taken seriously.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:22 am

I think I would send the "bar" a menu of options for a "liter". Soft and hard drinks for his approval. Cool

Maybe he was looking for a cigarette "liter" like a Zippo or Bic. Surprised

Of course the gag could go on as you re-read the email and thought it said "ladder". You could go through a whole series of options"
fiberglass, wood, aluminum, hybred, etc.
Step, extention, folding etc.

Then he could have meant "lader" which might lead to a dating site. Twisted Evil

It is certainly a confusing message... Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 69

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Urine my thoughts and prayers

Oh my god. Laughing

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