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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Video 3 is now uploaded
Video 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42VmbbdOrA
Video 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9fgsmlLj7E
Video 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-jUC6dj2g
Video 4 is saving. Then it will have to upload - could be another hour....(so yes...more videos of Ed!) |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:06 am |
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ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:37 am |
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| I find it hard to sleep or eat..I've lost my reason for living..i lost my joy an happiness |
Not sleeping and eating properly? 
Lost joy and happiness?
Lost reason for living? Nah, 'm sure he's still capable of providing much more entertainment
And the videos? ROFLMFAO... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:49 am |
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Eliza where does your theme song come from?
Now that it's stuck in my head I would love to know the origin. Great selection of music so far  |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:51 am |
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Which song?
Cell Block Tango comes from the Broadway Play Chicago.
All Star is a song by Smash Mouth and is on the Shrek movie.
I'm a Believer is a song by Smash Mouth and is on the Shrek movie.
He's a Pirate is from Pirates of the Caribbean.
A Pirate's Life for Me is from Walt Disney and is the theme song for Pirates of the Caribbean. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:53 am |
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The very first one (he had it coming) I gather that's the Chicago one. Cheers |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:59 am |
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The COMPLETE installment of "The Baiting of Edward Smith"
Video 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42VmbbdOrA
Video 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9fgsmlLj7E
Video 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-jUC6dj2g
Video 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNO3F1184o
Just in case anyone wants to know why I posted all the links in each post as I am doing this, it's to keep it together so when someone looks, they can find them all.
Anyway - - There you have it....ALL of the videos of Ed. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:09 am |
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Great stuff
He is a bit hard to understand.
The camera man kept tilting the camera down to his crotch  |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:29 am |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:30 am |
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Amazing work Eliza! |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:02 am |
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Absolutely amazing videos!
3d really takes the prize for unwitting comedy actor of the year! |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:15 am |
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Great editing, great baiting, great story.
Everyone involved massive to you all. Love your work so much, it has no doubt inspired hundreds of baiters and I continue to look forward to what is in store next for our mate 3d. |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:37 am |
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| I'm a Believer is a song by Smash Mouth |
but written by Neil Diamond and sung first by the Monkees.
I watched #1 and #2 last night and they were fantastic, but damn, I really can't justify watching #3 and #4 at work. Like the cat who ate the cheese, I'm sitting here with baited breath. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:56 am |
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Utterly hilarious and simply amazing.
But if those vids don't bring out the Lad-huggers in unprecedented force, then Lad-huggers ain't what they were...  |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:12 am |
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What about the "Goat huggers?"
LOL
Well - - the thing that I constantly hear is you've "Finally made it" once you get your own ethics thread. LOL
Mail sent to Ed this morning:
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| The elders and I met last night. We also brought in some priests from some other parishes. Everyone is in agreement that we must help you. Please let us know how we should be able to help you. How long has it been since you contacted Amy? Do you mind if I give you my phone number and ask you to give it to Amy the next time you talk to her? If Amy can contact me, it would be most helpful. |
FawnyKate - we have to talk! PM me! You are going to play the role of Father John Black on the phone.
Homer - - Who did you want to play? A relative of Amy's? Ozzie? Who? You make a good BAD guy...... With great phone slaps.
mr. mugu - - you going to play some role?
now Ed has lots of options - the vids are in... |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:39 am |
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The current Skype-In message is for 'Enos', who sounds like a stereotypical southern Redneck. I'd be fine calling as one of Amy's really pissed off Uncle Enos, ready to bring his family over to Africa for some good ol' fashioned feudin' & fightin'. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:58 pm |
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http://digg.com/videos/comedy/A_real_life_Truman_Show
Please digg it up folks! I used video 3 as it's the funniest to a person with a 5 minute attention span. Sorry for the terse paragraph, but it's as much as I was allowed to write. |
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"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:36 pm |
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New item on the Guest House menu in Singapore.
Breakfast:
The 3D:
2 Egg Omelet scrambled with extra milk, armpit cured fish, chopped cucumber and a side of warm (body temperature) toast....$5.99.... |
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Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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Waldorf
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 9
Location: Somewhere
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Must say, some of the best entertainment I've read/seen for many years.
You guys/girls are truly scary..... |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:26 pm |
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FYI - Google video doesn't have the size limits of youtube. I've uploaded videos that are over 2 hours long on there. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:30 pm |
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I love the baby goat
That's more of 3d's crotch than I ever wanted to see  |
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MasqueradeD
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 2
Location: Eastern USA
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:56 pm |
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That was the best! My husband came up while I was watching it and was like....'What the heck are you watching?!?!' He wasn't as intrigued as I am. I think it was 3d in his undies that drove him away! The cameraman spent a little too much time panning down.
Great work on the movie. I'll be giggling all day. Can't wait to see more stuff from this guy. Hehe! Thanks to everyone for all the work thus far! |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:01 pm |
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Now say he has to do it all over again but with boxer shorts and the baby goat in every shot! |
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