Your favourite Pot Noodle

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:19 am

To the tune of "Pop Music" ("New York, London, Paris, Munich/Everybody talk about pop music"):

Quote:

Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Mucky stuff, yucky stuff
Bogie in a powder
You're pourin' in some water
Turns it into chowder
Let's get a milkshake
, fill it up with glutamate
Buy some try some
whoops-upset-tum

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)

Lap dog, bulldog, shnauzer, poodle
Every kind of dog is in a Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Spewing in the subway
Most unappealing
So full of additives
I'm on the ceiling
Wanna have a full stomach
Don't wanna throw from it
Eenie meenie tummy pain
Oops here it comes up again

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Eat it...

Now you know what to say...

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

All around the world
Wherever you are
Eat in the street (anything you like)
Eat it in your car (in the middle of the night)

Eating in the car park
Driving down the fast lane
Wind down the window
Look out! it comes up again

Ain't a tasty snack
I prefer a six-pack
If it always comes back
It's kind of a drawback

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)

Chuck it...

Lap dog, bulldog, shnauzer, poodle
Every kind of dog is in a Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Now... throw it away before you
Throw it up
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:30 am

Yastreb, I salute you! That's excellent and sums it all up.

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:41 am

Bah. Food of the desperate.

But I do admit, I've had to eat them occasionally when there's been no other option. The chicken and mushroom one, or the original curry are about the most palatable.

Years ago I used to love "Pot Rice", the chicken curry version. I also liked pot casserole and pot mash. But I've grown up since. Wink

Nowadays I'm a bit partial to "shin cup", a Korean version you can pick up in chinatown food shops. It's really spicy.

I still prefer proper food though.

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 147

Adding limeade instead of water and then microwaving adds a whole new dimension.

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:56 pm

A mouthfull of chocolate Digestive and a mouthful of C'n'M Pot Noodle is thouroghly recommended.

B-S

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:47 am

Chicken and mushroom Pot noodle.
Oh, how I yearn for a Pot noodle.
When I go back to England, my Mom has 4 things ready for my arrival.

Walkers crisps. (S & V, ready salted, C & O & prawn cocktail.)
Heinz baked beans.
Hellmans mayonnaise
& Chicken and mushroom Pot noodle.

There's a shop where I live that does sell them , but they cost $7.50!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:04 am

Pastor Frank wrote:

*** Bright idea alert

I could import those. Stateside Ramen comes in limited flavors, all of which taste damn near the same.

Ummm, yummy, lamb flavored Ramen! Confused

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:23 am

... fresh out of college and I don't want to eat pot noodles for the rest of my life! puke

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