My Lad is concerned

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:48 am

It was a harmless question about the fine print on a Dead Bank Customer scheme:

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Hold up a moment - there's a problem here, and a big one. I'm supposed to be the next of kin to this guy! , from Charleston South Carolina USA, is somehow related to from Taipei in Taiwan?

It got this reply:

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Please i don't know anything about what you are saying.Remember is from Taipei in Taiwan [I know that, you blockhead!] and in as much as i know,no body in USA knows about him.
Please if you are doing anything with any body,i want you to open up to me so we can put heads to and know when they want to fraud us.
Be very carefull in what ever you are doing with anybody and please bear in mind that this is top seceret.
All i will advice you is to fill up the application with good mind and send it to our bank for further procedure and stop catching up with any business you see before you falling into the bad people.

Why on earth did he go off the deep end about fraud?

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:51 am

He want to know if you are "doing anything with any body" I think it's time to misunderstand him and confess about what you are doing to your body, your long term penchant for magic mushrooms.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:43 pm

I think the e-mail makes sense. It looks like he constructed his own answer to the question, rather than used a script. In that e-mail he both answered your question (by saying he doesn't know) and warns you from asking other relatives because they will lie to you to get the money for themselves.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:12 pm

You always get the nicest lads yastreb! Your mugu is just concerned about your well-being of course. Anyone else you talk to will obviously try to take your millions for themselves, see, and your mugu wants to drive that point home.

Didn't you know? ALL wills (especially those of people who have no will) are top secret, highly sensitive, completely unknown even to the bank the inheritance is in, absolutely invisible to the authorities, untraceable, and 100% risky free! Oh, there's also only one copy of this will which was never written out - that's how nobody knows about the money. Except your mugu, his banker, the payment recipient, the court who won't ask any questions, and you. Don't worry about a thing.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:19 pm

It's nice to see that "Mal" is working again since the show ended. Wink