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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:04 pm |
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Got this today:
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please kindly send to the attorney an appretiation liter with his email contact which I have already sent to you on the previous mails. |
I know exactly what that liter should be of! |
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SumYunGai
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 139
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:21 pm |
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Oh, there are many things that liter could be of, all depending on what you feel like collecting. If your S.O. lives with you I would highly suggest something that can be collected in one go or does not require "aging". I also recommend putting a stopper in the bottle attached to the packaging, so when he takes it out it leaks over everything. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:19 pm |
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Perhaps he meant "litter". Ask him if he'd prefer kittens or puppies. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:51 am |
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This lad obviously knows how professionals operate! I have received a few "liters" of appreciation from my clients and contacts over the years. There's nothing that tastes as sweet as free Jamaican rum!
But somehow I doubt your lad is suggesting that you send booze to his barrister, even though that would make the guy more believable as a real lawyer. Then again, if "booze scamming" takes off, I'll be tempted to join the mugus.
But seriously Otter, do be careful what you send to your lad in a 1L container. There are a great many laws against sending hazardous material (depending on just how depraved you are of course) by post or courier, and most of the deezgosting things I'm thinking of would definitely fit that description. Considering how <cough> careful postal employess are with packages, you also might be violating the ITP rule!
I believe many postal services might also object to sending live animals, so there goes yastreb's idea too! I was going to suggest the old "envelope full of anthrax" gag, but for some reason the authorities don't find that one funny anymore.
You'd be far better off to try faxing this liter to the barrister. I'm sure he will agree to receive your faxed liter and even provide a number for you to fax it to. (Maybe this is how hitman tony intends to send his letter-bombs!) Yep - that's what I'd suggest. |
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loki255
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:31 pm |
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Would there be a problem with sending them a liter of spoiled milk in an expensive wine bottle? Explain to him that it is a family tradition at the end of a business transaction for both parties to drink the traditional (insert some funny name here, can't think of one atm). Insist upon a picture, also tell him that it is homemade and you would be terribly offended should he refuse. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:36 pm |
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I think I'd better mention that I didn't have any intention of really sending anything.
There are, as mentioned above, ITPs to think about if the container breaks or ruptures, and there may also be laws/restrictions against mailing whatever biological substance I had wanted to send.
It was the thought that counted! |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:48 pm |
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Send him a medical sample. Urinate in a liter, have it paid COD. He has to pay for it, and gets a bottle of urine. Get all the permits, etc.
I've sent fecal samples to people, bad mechanics, for one, and they paid for shipping, thinking it was a part. This works in a high volume kind of place. I shipped it overnight express, a bit more costly, but, when its got to go, it has to go....
Of course, sending anything like that would end the bait.... |
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MisterHobbs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 293
Location: In Diana now. Miss Ouri later.
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:16 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:31 pm |
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Urinate in a liter |
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I've sent fecal samples to people |
At the last two posters and anyone who thinks that this is a good idea: It Is Not.
It is illegal, reckless, and stupid and will not be discussed here. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:34 pm |
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Oops, sorry for misleading so many.
I should perhaps use more emoticons in my posts to show where I'm not being too serious. |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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MisterHobbs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 293
Location: In Diana now. Miss Ouri later.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:22 am |
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I think I would send the "bar" a menu of options for a "liter". Soft and hard drinks for his approval.
Maybe he was looking for a cigarette "liter" like a Zippo or Bic.
Of course the gag could go on as you re-read the email and thought it said "ladder". You could go through a whole series of options"
fiberglass, wood, aluminum, hybred, etc.
Step, extention, folding etc.
Then he could have meant "lader" which might lead to a dating site.
It is certainly a confusing message... |
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MommaBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 69
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Urine my thoughts and prayers |
Oh my god. |
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