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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:57 pm |
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First mail back from this lad, and my jaw almost dropped when I seen this. He's only had one mail from me, and already he's offering to pay for me to go to Abidjan and pay for a hotel!
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Dear Sir:
I thank you so much for your mail. Your points I have very carefully noted.I want to inform you that your presence here is essential in the speedy Realization of this deal.Therefore do please indicate your willingness to show up here, even if it
Is for just 2 days.
I am prepared to pay your flight ticket trio And fro Abidjan, and I will also take care of your Hotel accommodation if You�re willing to pay me a visit.
In the event that you cannot come due to any reasons whatsoever, let me
Know so that we may divert to other available options.
Your presence will be highly appreciated and will save us so many other
Bottlenecks.
I would appreciate it much if you could give me call on this number +22506 xxxxxx or forward your direct number to my office.
Waiting for your comments and reactions.
May God bless you and your family.
Dr.Johnson.T
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Ive a feeling that my character is going to have to take up this offer!
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slingblade
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Jan 2007
Posts: 37
Location: Clan Wolf Occupation Zone
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:15 pm |
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Ohh you MUST take up the offer, but as a practicing lawyer (as much as these scammers are billionairs) I must recommend you first recieve confirmation of said hotel and flight reservations, due to increased security in order to be allowed to fly to said country |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:35 pm |
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Obviously
Will also need someone to meet me at the airport, holding a sign to make sure they are easy to spot |
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:55 pm |
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^^^ Don't be surprised if there are a few "fees" to be paid before he can book your flight.
If he books it, fantastic, but I have a feeling it might be a little harder than that. However, either way, works nicely for you, because you can travel there regardless, so make sure the hotel is nice and you're flying business class! |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:29 am |
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I don't know how you do it, gaz! My mugus always try to make me pay for their flights, and then the lazy sammanabeeches want me to arrange for their tickets too. Of course I get some good slaps out of those requests, but still!
Maybe I'm naiive, but I'm guessing your lad was hoping for the "I can't meet you in person" response! You're gonna have a good time on this one. I can almost hear your evil laugh! |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:29 pm |
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wish you a nice holiday in Africa!
wait until he comes up with the fees to help you to aquire a visa |
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go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:20 pm |
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If your mugu's IP address is in Abidjan, find a reason to make him travel somewhere else and hold up a stupid sign. |
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