Oh, nuts.

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:01 pm

From today's paper:

Police seek 'professionals' who removed St. Paul man's testicles
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1347914.html

I'm not clever enough to work this modality into a bait, but feel free...

Edit: Crap, I forgot you have to log in to see it. Here's first paragraph:

It doesn't get much stranger than this.

A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

Two or three people operated on the man, Russell Daniel Angus, 62, a couple weeks ago at his home in St. Paul. He was unconscious during the surgery, and when he woke up, his testicles had been removed.

And the "professionals" were gone.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

What?

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:39 pm

TSnerd, you really need to discover the child in you! Lighten up, my 7 y/o would find that hilarious.

edit: oh. and corona. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:39 pm

I hope they find the fellas. Surprised

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

You're right, Don.

I'm too uptight.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:16 pm

Now Sweets!

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:32 pm

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:39 pm

Ever seen the film 'Hard candy'?

If you like films like 'Saw', you'll like Hard candy.

(And yes, it is to do with this thread....)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:47 pm

Girlfriend,
I don't believe I would like that movie. Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Don, I've been mulling it over and you're right about the cat....especially with the horns.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Don's Picture: HAHAHAHAH

Is that your cat? Did you fashion that hat yourself? Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:13 am

What exactly might the PD be looking for? Shocked

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:45 am

Hard Candy is sick.

I would not want to be in a room alone with that girl Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Quote:

Police searched the home ... looking for a list of items including ... testicles. Court documents show they seized three specimen jars,

Maybe he just needed the spare removing.

(I didn't need to log in)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2007 Posts: 25

I'm trying hard not to make Bob Barker jokes...

As terrible as the movie may be, I love bad horror films and B movies so I may have to check out Hard Candy.
-J-

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

If ONLY he has gone HERE first. . . .

--J.D.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:38 pm

Jarod Cain wrote:

As terrible as the movie may be, I love bad horror films and B movies so I may have to check out Hard Candy.
-J-

Actually, I thought Hard candy was a brilliant film! Loved every second of it.

(The again, my top films include Saw, Texas chainsaw - original - & Tennabrey...)

Oh, and anything with Johnny Depp in.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

it wasn't me wrote:

Oh, and anything with Johnny Depp in.

In what?

Whipped cream?

Chocolate?

Inquiring minds. . . .

--J.D.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:12 am

Anything with the Johnny! Cool

Maybe I would be able to watch that. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:06 pm

Doctor X wrote:

If ONLY he has gone HERE first. . . .--J.D.

Quote: Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and your whole family!

Shocked