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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:56 am

I don't normally publish ongoing baits. This lad however is a cracker. We started out as a trunkbox scam. I've turned it into a love bait with his 'sister' - and the security company thinks I'm trying to cut them into the deal, and leave my original contacts out. Triple the emails, triple the bait!

Anyway...

dopey lad wrote:

Dear Muffy.

Thanks very much for the picture you send to my junior sister Susana and also to love you? Now the only problem is to conclude with the director of security company and also send him a copier of your internation passport he will use to locate you in australia for hand over the trunk box to you sucessfully. And again the director of security company told us this afternoom that him can't bering the trunk box in your country australia without receive these requirement from you muffy so try to understand the director of security company please.

Know this money is were our only hope in life is now we are don't want to lose the money insid so try to doing all what them told you to doing for your informaitions. And receive the trunk box the really contening is money in australia for the investement of the money please and now the hotel residence were staying were pay every months ($11.200) dallars acumondaition and feed there.

We have use all the hole money with us at hand now paide to the residence manager for this new month auguste hope that this week the trunk box will arrivaa in your country australia. You tell us that you don't want to enter jail just trusted us you will not enter jail for this money you will gane in the money will promised you to receive the trunk box.

Thanks you and May Our God bless us all in this come up bering of the trunk box in your country australia sucessfully A men,

Yours sincerely,

Solomon and Susana.

ONLY $11,200US a month!!!??

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WHAT!? You're paying $11,200 per month?

No wonder you're suffering. How can you spend that much money a month and be needing help. $11,200 is A LOT of money. That is a lot of money. Only rich people live like that.

It shouldn't cost you that much. Bloody hell. Here I am thinking your poor and desperate. You are not poor or desperate. Anyone who can afford $11,200 a month for living expenses and food is rich. It costs me only about $2000 a month to live comfortably. You must be living in a palace with servants.

If you have so much money then you need to cough up some money for this deal. Seriously. You wanted me to spend 6000 euros of my own money, use my passport and potentially go to jail and you are spending $11,200 a month on living expenses and claim to be poor and desperate.

I'll tell you what Solomon. You need to send me some money and move to a cheaper motel. I am very angry with you right now. You don't seem to care about my situation at all. You only care about yourself and this money.

If you are that rich then you need to send me money to get this consignment. About 6000 euros should cover it.

As for my passport. I contacted the government about the laws and they warned me against send my passport to anyone. It is illegal to scan a passport and send it electronically.

You need to sort something out Solomon. Susana also needs to send me more pictures. We need to convince the government that we are in love and have been sharing emails for months.

Muffy

11 grand a month... pfft...

Disclaimer: For the record, and I wish I didn't have to say it, I'm not cash baiting him. Like he will ever send me 6000 euros...

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:15 am

He doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:37 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

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ONLY $11,200US a month!!!??

Nurse, remember now...a place with pool, cable TV, and an ice machine down the hall costs a wee bit more... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:46 am

Awwwww. The poor wee lad accidentally puts the decimal point in the wrong place and NN rips him a new bodily orifice. Our resident nurse is so cruel... Sad

Can't wait for the explanation!

Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:55 am

Looks like you got a rich mugu on your hands.
I would squeeze him out of every dollars. Tell him you need the down paymnent for a new house. He can deduct the money from the trunk box Laughing

Can't wait to see what excuse he is going to give you Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:59 am

callum wrote:

... puts the decimal point in the wrong place and NN rips him a new bodily orifice.

Well he shouldn't have made a mistake. I'm now trying to see if the sister really does love her brother than much. I'm going to see if she will leave him and we run off with me and the money because he's an idiot. Spending that much a month!!? I'm disgusted.

The security company isn't liking my implications about us sharing the contents of the box. He'll come around.

Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:22 am

You know, it might have been eleven dollars and twenty cents a month - but that just wouldn't be as funny. Thanx for the laugh NN!

By the way, exactly what is that syringe filled with anyway? Shocked

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:46 am

Losst Jedi wrote:

By the way, exactly what is that syringe filled with anyway? Shocked

Common sense.

Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:16 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Common sense.

Which ironically isn't all that common... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:57 am

I can totally believe your pet Wink

Everybody knows that Nigeria is extremely expensive country. A simple thing like a tattoo costs way over 950,-USD (or so my pets told me Laughing

). A few official papers, that you normally get for free - 20.000USD or more. Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:26 pm

No. The decimal point was correct. He just keeps digging holes. Laughing

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Dear,Silas.

We are received the message you write for us now? Muffy Please
contact the director of security company immediately now do to the
director of security company told us yestaday afternoom. That if this new
month august, End he will going to move the trunk box to their government
for cize of the trunk box we are hope that you understand what the
director of security company told us.

And now the director of security company his waitting to hear from you
as he told us yestaday afternoom. To inform you try very possiblem to
see that you send the passport to him for us it to start processeds of
the bering up the trunk box in your country australia sucessfully.

Now your talk about USA ($11,200) per month? Do you know how much were
use to travel down to this country cote d'ivoire for the withdraw of
the trunk box the really contening is USA ($252) million dallars in
security company in abidjan cote d'ivoire here.

It is close to USA ($60.000)dallars will used to come down to this
country cote d'ivoire and will have spend for a completed (5 months) in the
hotel residence for the withdraw of the trunk box eating food and
acumondaition. Look for a good trustward to come and help us withdraw the
trunk box in the security company after that you told us that you will
help us now and your delaying the of shifter of the trunk box.

And now we are don't has close to ($500) dallars at our hand now do to
all the hole money were use come to this country will have spend it in
calls and trasport go to the security company and calling them after
that your still delaying the trunk box in the security company told us
that you can never send your passport for processeds of the bering up the
trunk box the really contening is money in your house in australia for
the investement of money.

Thanks you and May Our God bless us all in this come up bering of the
trunk box in your country australia sucessfully A men,

Yours sincerely,

Solomon and Susana.

Crack. He's spent it on crack.

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Solomon,

You need to stop everything you are saying and doing. You are telling me you have spent $59,500 in 5 months??? Are you serious? What were you buying? Gold plated toilet paper??

Why didn't you spend that money better. I feel sick about you wasting all that money and now you expect ME to help you clear $252 Million because YOU couldn't live cheaper. Did you spend that money on women and booze?

Give me one good reason why I should even consider helping you?

Also I know your security company man is lying. He cannot move that box. He's trying to rush you. I think he's even trying to bully some funds from you.

I will email him later and speak his language. He sounds like a stupid man anyway. I will deal with him.

Now don't ignore my requests. I need YOU to help me, considering you wasted so much money living like kings! I was seriously going to give them the 6000 euros, but after hearing that you wasted so much money, I'm not sure I want to help you.

What would happen if I told the security company what was in the trunk box? I would hate to think of what would happen to you.

Once I email the security company you will need to convince me you are worth my money and my efforts. I am still waiting for your sisters pictures as well. She has to send me our love pictures. She needs to hold my picture like I am holding hers.

Muffy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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Why didn't you spend that money better. I feel sick about you wasting all that money and now you expect ME to help you clear $252 Million because YOU couldn't live cheaper.Did you spend that money on women and booze?

Hell, I could almost forgive him if he spent it on women and booze. At least he didn't waste it. Very Happy

Before I started baiting I never knew how expensive everything in Nigeria was. Shoot, a cardboard box can cost you upwards of $2K.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:14 pm

If you ask a Nigerian property broker what he has for sale you owe him a $1,200 fee right off the bat. That $1,200 fee entitles you do is a yes or no. No information like the size, type, location, etc. of the property. Those cost extra.

That's why everything is so expensive there, inflation caused by their property market.

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:57 pm

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trunk box eating food and acumondaition

Well there's your problem, he's got the trunk box from the Disc World series, its eating him out of house and home (and food)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:40 pm

Long time no see, NN. Nice bait you have going there... does that mean that we get to see nudie pics from your lad? The government also needs a visual health inspection as well. Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:26 pm

~slowfreddie,

LUGGAGE!!!

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