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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Why end it? Personally I like the idea of the chasing Ed around Africa until the end of time. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:51 am |
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Indeed.
Frankly, it is not as if 3d will suddenly stop scamming. As with the thread on the Tips section--what is the measure of success--everything he is doing is wasted time he cannot use to scam someone. CERTAINLY the fringe benefits of video and all of that is amazing. Doubt he had the time to do much scamming while traveling to and from Singapore. All of that is good.
Just keep beating him.
No mercy.
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:15 am |
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| I get the impression from the pictures that 3d is a small fella... maybe 5'6"? That would make the goat smaller than a Dachshund. That thing looks tiny. |
Wait until you see the video, there is a much much smaller goat that walks into shot, its soo cute, I think that goat is the mother. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:36 am |
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| Wait until you see the video, there is a much much smaller goat that walks into shot, its soo cute, I think that goat is the mother |
I can't wait! Hahahahahah! This is BRILLIANT!
Put the video up! |
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LittleTeapot
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 13
Location: 1itel-8oyse Corp0r@tion, 8elfast, UK
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:59 am |
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That is one impressive safari. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:24 am |
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Eliza,
That pic has so many questions in it! I'm sure all will be revealed.
Just hurry up , pretty please
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:38 am |
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All this and a baby goat too?  |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:52 am |
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Ed has to send the rest of the stuff. I'm just waiting to get it........Then I have to piece it all together.
I've found a song for the introduction to the video, too...LOL |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:58 am |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:44 pm |
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@Mr. Mugu & Psycho...please go back and read the opening salvo in this thread. 3D is NOT boring!!! This guy needs his own TV show or movie. He is now the official "Joe Dirt of Lagos."
He has gone from slumping around the local internet cafe, to being part of the JET AGE!!!
He's gone from being an international traveler with more frequent flyer miles than 90% of the human race back to underwear and goats within 60 days...
We need some sympathy for this Lad. Have the chasing Ed around Africa until the end of time slowly die off. One dragon per year. Give the guy some hope of escape...
@Eliza...you're mentoring a newb aren't you? You're actually teaching and spreading this evil to another newb??? |
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You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:29 pm |
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Ed is not boring only because PDS and I have slavishly worked with him for YEARS for your entertainment. 
Seriously, when I read/talk/pm noobs most want to get someone to go on a safari within 3 emails. It takes a long time for a baiter to build up the trust level to this point. Yes, it helps that Ed doesn't appear to be the brightest builb either.
Also, I was talking to Eliza yesterday and we have a theory as to how he got out of Singapore without paying a fine or getting caned. I think that he told the immigration people the entire story. I think they thought he was a total nutter and decided that it would be better to just let him go back to Nigeria. |
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 (team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Iam sorry for the poor video scene.It was due to bad weather..Right now in Nigeria we are deep into the rain season.It rains everyday here..It rained that very day as usually..that is why the audio wasn't clear because it was a windy and rainy day..Like I earlier,I perfomed the rite with all the required materials..But it was recorded in scene,due to the short memory of the camcorder..I've been trying to download the remaining since yesterday night..But my internet service reception is vry poor..I find it hard to access my yahoo not to talk of donloading..All the same,I will keep trying it because I've to send the purification rite scene to you..so as to enable me use the camcorder for the question and answer scene.I hope you will understand my plight..you consider the difference in our technological advancement.In your part of the world it wouldn't take your this long to complete this security video conversation.But it is a different story over here.If we don't suffer power outage..we suffer other things.I will send you the remaining video downloads as soon as Iam through.I look forward to your response.
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Excuse me, but.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >gasp for breath<
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eliza, thank you, thank you, thank you! I have not laughed like this for a long time! |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:03 pm |
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Okay, because I feel challenged by asiaguy , I'm going to show you all an Ed love letter. Remember I had to put up with this for nearly two freeking years 
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YOUR EYES GLINT WITH
PASSION WHICH STIRS
UP MY DESIRES
YOUR EYES CLEARLY READ
THE DIALOGUE OF LOVE
YOUR EYES RADIATES
AND BRIGTHEN UP MY DARK DAYS
YOUR EYES UNFOLD
MYSTERIES THAT MAKES ME
EVER READY TO KNOW
AND LEARN
YOUR EYES TELL THE UNTOLD STORY
YOUR EYES REMAINS A STIMULATOR
YOUR EYES STAND AS MY GUARDIAN
IMPEDING ME FROM EVERY WRONG
WITH JUST A BLINK
YOUR EYES GLOW WITH LAUGHTER
WHICH MAKES YOU SO UNIQUE
YOUR EYES REVEALS THE UNREVEALED
YOUR SPARKLE....AMY |
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(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:43 pm |
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3d... goat... underwear... dying of laughter... this is too good... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:56 pm |
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mr.mugu, can I send Ed's poem to my ladette? My character loves to send her bad poetry  . |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:39 pm |
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Sure, I don't think Ed will mind |
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x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:50 pm |
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Dear Gawd.
I can't even google that poem. Don't tell me he came up with that on his own. |
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"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Never had such heartfelt words been penned since Thomas Campion woo'd a lass with, "There is a garden in her face."
--J. "The Dead Swans Lay in the Stagnant Pool" D. |
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וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Bait Voyeur
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 38
Location: The Frozen North
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| YOUR EYES REMAINS A STIMULATOR |
How could you not be moved? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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| I think that he told the immigration people the entire story. I think they thought he was a total nutter and decided that it would be better to just let him go back to Nigeria. |
Dude... so funny... I can just imagine... he tells them the whole thing... they look at each other like "wtf is this guy on?" first they wouldn't believe his story (who would?!) but slowly they come around to the reality that he's telling the truth... then they look at each other again and start laughing uncontrollably. Ahhh 3d... if there was a Tonight Show in Nigeria he'd make a fantastic guest... |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mr. Mugu...
I surrender.... 
You, Psyche and Eliza should teach a PHD course on this baiting thing.
I do admit that 3D is fun. When I spoke to him on the phone as Barrister Ong Bing Ding, he was as thick as a brick. I love that he followed instructions perfectly. He actually went to the bus depot, jumped on the correct bus and had no idea he was on his way to another country until he hit immigration at the Malaysia border.
I re-read (out-loud) this bait to my wife last night. She's the one who did all the talking (in Hokkien Chinese) to the management of the guest-house in Singapore. She and I both laughed our asses off all over again.
Thanks for the great entertainment.
(P.S. my wife is now hooked. If you can get 3D anywhere near Singapore again she has offered to be the 8th Dragon... ) |
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You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:44 am |
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Ed - - IS the gift who keeps on giving - I have 12 more videos in my box this morning - - and he isn't finished yet!!!!!!! I am going to work on piecing these together - it will probably be the weekend, though before I get the whole video together. This is just HILARIOUS!!
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I've just finished downloading the remaining Purification rite scene..Please,endeavour to notify me if you've received it.Right now,I will proceed with the Questions and Answers part..If my internet network reception is fast.I will do the downloading today..Sir,for the past two weeks.I've heard from my fiancee..It is unusual..Iam really worried about her.Even in her abduction she calls me always to brief me on any new development..The last night she called,she was crying..She wanted me to do everything possible to contact you.She believes you are capable of handling these kind of situation.Unfortunately, during our phone conversation my phone battery crashed..I managed to source for another phone a friend that night..I waited all through the night to the next morning for her call.but she didn't call..Iam really worried.. is my soul mate.I love her with all my heart...That is why Iam doing all these..I don't anything bad to happen to her..For the past couple I've been fasting and praying..I do midnight prayers trice every week..I cry everynight to God for help..I can't imagine my life without her..The devil have stolen my joy and happiness..Iam going to get her back..Please pray for her.
Meanwhile,these are the names of the people involved in the abduction of
I will stop here for now,I look forward to your response.
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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