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bigtom34
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 3
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:59 pm |
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hi... I'm new here but have been stalking for a while...... I've never gotten a scam letter but I really enjoy what I've read... seems like a lot of fun... up my alley so to speak... how do i get started? |
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bigtom34
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 3
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:18 pm |
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pretty sad... many views and not even 1 attaboy welcome aboard.... |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:19 pm |
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Welcome to this awesome hobby! Be warned, it can be addicting. You will find loads of info in the stickies and on the eater's main page. Good luck! |
_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:26 pm |
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bigtom34
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 3
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:46 pm |
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Sorry to all that replied... I may be a bit zealous in scoring... thanks for your input and your welcomes and I shall keep you informed of my treks... |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:30 pm |
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I've only just logged on so I have a damn good excuse.
Hi anyway.
Take Josh's advice. Read the stickies and get yourself a mentor. It's the best way to stop being a "wannabe"!!! |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:47 pm |
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Does anybody have a reeeeeeeaally big "welcome" sign that we can send this guy?
Juss kiddin'! Welcome to the Eater, bigtom. Here you'll find laughs galore, advice, more advice, maybe some unsolicited (but well-meaning) advice, lots of help, and some of the friendliest people on the web.
Stickies and mentors are beautiful, surplus letters make finding a mugu easy, and you're allowed to ask just about any question you can think of. Most important: Protect yourself and have fun. And just in case I forgot, Welcome. |
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Morgul
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 59
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:21 am |
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Losst Jedi wrote: |
Does anybody have a reeeeeeeaally big "welcome" sign that we can send this guy?
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Surely someone can get their lad to make the sign and send it!
Welcome, bigtom34! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:40 am |
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bigtom34 wrote: |
hi... I've never gotten a scam |
bigtom34, you haven't??? hmmm....
bigtom34 wrote: |
I may be a bit zealous in scoring... |
I am not sure what you mean by "scoring". We tend to look for ways to get to the Scammers. Post Count doesn't matter here, reading Stickies does.
Welcome and Bait Safely! (The Stickies tell you how.) |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:11 am |
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Welcome Bigtom,
You wrote: |
I've never gotten a scam letter |
Just grab a lad from the surplus letters and make a new friend.
Have fun,
Always,
B. A. Ware |
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andrewski
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jun 2007
Posts: 45
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:13 am |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:16 am |
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Just logged in
Welcome, bienvenido
My best advice is to read, read, and read the stickies. There is no best way to start scambaiting. Use your imagination.
Scambaiting takes a little while to get the idea of what you are doing.
suggest you straight bait for a while before trying to do what some the more experienced baiters are doing.
Please don't try to get a trophy on your first baits. Bait safe |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Lorenz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 24
Location: Scandinavia, a remote walley
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:17 am |
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bigtom34 welcome
you should hunt down some scam letter while waiting for a mentor
best of luck |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:52 am |
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many views and not even 1 attaboy welcome aboard.... |
Perhaps we did not understand how high maintenance you are.
Or maybe we figured since you have lurked for a while, you would have read all the rules at the first page and all the FAQs and stickies which would have answered all your questions and problems. We'll all be sure not to delay reacting to your post next time. Do you forgive us?
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I shall keep you informed of my treks... |
Please do. I'm sure I speak for everyone that we are waiting with baited breath (pun intended) for your results.
So did you find out how to get started? |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:17 am |
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Four hours and no response yet! What's up? |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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"To Serve Man" |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:56 am |
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Nearly two hours now! I do feel myself getting antsy! (But I think that may be the Vicodine kicking in... )
Sorry. We're just poking fun at you Bigtom. |
_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:31 am |
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bigtom34 wrote: |
pretty sad... |
I'm sorry we've hurt your feelings but I'm sure people were just busy, not deliberately ignoring you. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better? Chocolate? Cigar? Backrub? |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:20 am |
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I didn't even make my own "Hi, I'm new here" thread..at least I don't remember making one, just a simple post in the "Newbies say hello thread"
Remember to PM Dr Who with all your questions about how scammers reply to your first emails, he loves your questions! |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:32 am |
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Reaper wrote: |
I didn't even make my own "Hi, I'm new here" thread... just a simple post in the "Newbies say hello thread" |
As is the custom.... I had the manners to do that as well!
Gawd, his own welcome thread with a 19 minute sulk timer on it. It weren't like that in my day....
Chin up and dry your eyes BigTom, my little soldier. Look, all the nice men and women have replied now, so you can turn that frown upside down.
Welcome to the eater, and enjoy your baits! |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:06 am |
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bigtom34 wrote: |
hi... I'm new here but have been stalking for a while...... |
I think you mean 'lurking'. At least I hope you do.
Welcome to the Eater, where patience is a virtue and reality is whatever you want it to be. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:11 am |
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Paging Don for his expected baby comment (The first one didn't count) |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:16 am |
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Welcome aboard, Reaper! Read the stickies, apply for a mentor and hand in your mum's signed permission slip! Thank you!
(always at your service ) |
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No sugar plum fairies have been hurt during the process of creating this message.
**"Freedom? There ain't no fuckin' Freedom!"** |
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wasteofspace
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Posts: 28
Location: UK
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:33 pm |
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Welcome aboard bigtom!
I'm pretty new here myself and i've already a couple of lads baiting. Check all the stickies for all the info you need. They helped me out a bunch.
Hope you have as much fun as I have been, lol!
Welcome aboard once again!
WOS |
_________________ SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! - I'LL BURY THOSE COCKROACHES!!!
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:58 pm |
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Hey, whoa....cool forum roflmao. Ummm, so what's "batting" all about? LOL!! Can you get some cash out of these Nigerian fellows? I have this friend who was scammed once and I'm writing a book about it. It's going to be like 18 pages long and will give everyone the ins and outs of batting. Super! Anyway just saying "hi" -- new here! And what's with the mentors? I've been here 5 mins and NO MENTOR HAS BEEN ASSIGNED!!! Hello??
I hadn't used this one in a while, but seemed appropriate. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:30 pm |
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I thought the correct greeting here was Ahoy Matey? |
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"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
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