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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:06 am

Quote:

Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 03:12:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: [email protected]
Subject: YOU WANT WHAT?
To: [email protected]

fork ya�ll an� ya�lls unborn sista for ya�lls mother�s
womb c*ck s*cker ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Mr. EMT's (empty's) response:

Quote:

From: "tony erik" [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: COMPLY OR DIE
Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 17:16:48 +0100

KILL YOU SOON

hmmm - lemme c now - here we go Twisted Evil

Quote:

Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 21:17:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: COMPLY OR DIE
To: "tony erik" [email protected]

You are going to kill me soon? Have you got a lot of
growing up to do!

Little boy (and I do mean LITTLE), is that the best
that you can come up with? OH, I AM SO SCARED! Tell me
FANNY BOY, when and where do you want to meet? I bet
my gun is bigger than your little pea shooter you
f*cking coward! Want to go MONO-A-MONO without
weapons? Are you familiar with DIM MAK (
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8mblcgTsk )? I could kill
you with a thought from here you sniveling little
twit! All I have to do is think about you dieing and with
the stroke of a key on my keyboard you would be
dead within 24 hours you silly as* b*stard! I know
that you hate your Father, but what would your SCANKY
AS* MOTHER think of your activities right now? Be gone
you little sh*t, I am done with you. If you write back
then you will have given me no choice.

Sincerely,

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

It really hurts when they never write back. Ahhhhh

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:08 pm

Tony had gotten pretty mad at me and I'm sure he finally knew he was being played and he quit responding to my emails. Just to let him know I was thinking of him I sent him a few random cut-and-paste informational files (basically long boring speeches gotten off the net) which he ignored. Finally I forwarded him a spam email I had gotten:

Quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 16:09:36 -0700
From: xxx
To: [email protected]
Subject: Fwd: Measures and means in order to help to your health

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Richard Lori <xxx.com>
Date: Aug 2, 2007 8:02 PM
Subject: Measures and means in order to help to your health
To: xxx

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and he responded:

Quote:

what the mean?

Maybe I can get a dialogue going again! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:59 pm

It could be turned round by saying you're a nearly bankrupt businessman looking for a hitman to do a job on you so Wifey can collect insurance. It has to look like an accident so he must call off his hitmen while the MO of how you're going to meet your maker gets figured out. Obviously he gets promised a cut of the insurance up front.

It wouldn't be that difficult to get him this far and by now he's well off his script (after all you "want" to be killed, it's just the how) and onto whatever fun'n'games you can come up with in your heads to fu)k his mind up.

B-S

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:06 am

The nutcase sent this in response to my last email:

Quote:

From: "tony erik" [email protected]
To: "xxxxxxx" <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: COMPLY OR DIE
Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2007 09:55:43 +0100

F*CK UP, LITEN TO ME OK, COMPLY WITH ME ALL I CHANCE MY MIND?

And here was my reply:

Quote:

Date: Sat, 4 Aug 2007 21:28:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: "xxxxxxx" [email protected]
Subject: RE: COMPLY OR DIE
To: "tony erik" [email protected]

F* UP? LITEN TO ME? COMPLY WITH ME ALL I CHANCE MY
MIND?!?

WHAT F* PLANET ARE YOU ON? THE PLANET EBONICS?
WHICH LUNATIC BIN DID YOU ESCAPE FROM? OH, EXCUSE ME,
MAYBE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IF I TRANSLATE IT FOR YOU!

TRANSLATION:

wa�tch F* PLANET iz ya�ll ON? da PLANET EBONICS?
WHICH LUNATIC BIN DID ya�ll ESCAPE FROM? OH, EXCUSE
ME, MAYBE ya�ll CAN UNDERSTAND if�in meh TRANSLATE da
thang fo� ya�ll!

OR MAYBE THIS IS MORE YOUR STYLE DIP STICK:

wetin f* planet bi una on? di planet ebonics? wey
aromental bin did u dodge for? oh, excuse mi, mebe u
can sabi i translate it fo u ooooooooo!!!!!

BUT I'LL BET THAT THIS IS CLOSER TO YOUR PEA BRAIN
UNDERSTANDING:

wa�tch f* planet iz ya�ll on? da planet ebonics?
wey aromental bin did ya�ll dodge for? oh, excuse mi,
mebe ya�ll can sabi if�in meh translate da thang fo�
ya�ll oooooooo!!!!!!!!!

NOW GO AWAY BOY, YOU BOTHER ME!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
* Get A Life And Take Your Medicine Like A Good Little
Boy *

This street urchin needs to be caught and put back in his cage before he really hurts someone! It is fairly obvious that he is mentally disturbed. Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

The crazy hit man lad wrote:

WOW. KEEP ON KILLING YOUR ASSSSSH OK.

NOW LISTEN, NO ESCAPES AS I HAVE DECIDED TO BLOW YOU OFF OK. JUST WAIT TO RECEIVE YOUR LAST CALL FROM THE HELL.

Ah, I love hit man scams... I don't have time for a new serious bait, but it was fun to mess with him for a few emails and then start sending periodic "still not dead yet" messages. Very Happy

Amusing quotes for every occasion, too!

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:17 am

<br>The Killerman is a positive one man siggy material generator. Laughing

I introduced Mr Bello into the equation and the Killerman sent me a chilling reply..

Quote:

NOT TOO FAST OK. PREPARE TO DIE.

The email was headed...

Quote:

AM SHAKING BCOS, FUNERAL IS ON YOUR WAY

I wanted to send him a reply along the lines of : "We all have to die sometime", but I thought he might recycle it. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:57 am

I offered him $75 a week, which I thought was pretty generous really.

His reply:

Quote:

WOW. YOU ARE GOING TO STOP BOTH WORK AND EVERYTHING OK. GO TO REST IN PEACE.
CAN YOU AFFORD THAT?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:08 pm

I followed pug's lead and sent him some viagra spam with a little message telling him I thought he may need it. He responded to that at least.

Quote:

DONOT PLAY WITH ME OK,

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:43 pm

Question ? Does anybody know where the mugu is located.
IP shows the USA.

I hope he is in Nigeria.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:45 pm

IP: 216.147.157.44 - Satellite provider (LBiSat) off West Africa.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:12 pm

Thanks Rodus.

Working the mugu on something special, too bad he is not in Nigeria.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:43 pm

He could be in Nigeria with that IP, problem is that he could also be in Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire, Togo, etc.

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:59 pm

Quote:

Dear Sir,

You should really not threaten to kill me. You do not know who you are dealing with. I am a powerful man with powerful friends. I advise you to choose your victims more carefully.

Sincerely,
Michael Corleone

I'm not sure what to make of Tony's reply to my e-mail:

Quote:

Subject: GOODLUCK

HOW IS BUSINESS?

I wonder if he thinks I'm a lad? Confused

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 109

He might be fishing.
Prefixes could be
"My men saw you heading to work"
"I know you work from home"

The other hitman did it with "I hope your shopping is ok"

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:33 am

He got really confused and offered to blow me again when I asked him for a severed finger. I have since switched to a Jack Nicholson modality with "you gotta ask me nicely".

This guy isn't very imaginitive (or smart), but he's a million laffs!

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:53 pm

^^You're right about him being confused. A couple of spam mails for viagra and me ridiculing his manhood and I get this.

Quote:

I HAVE SAVE YOUR LIFE, SO TELL ME WHAT THE WANT FOR ME

He seem to have given up on threatening me so....

Quote:

Firstly, I want to know who employed you to kill me, secondly I may want this person 'disposed of'. Would you like to work for me?

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:56 pm

I just sent this lad ten MCTN's for Moneygram. Can't wait to see his response when they come back incorrect.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:52 pm

johnny5 wrote:

He might be fishing.
Prefixes could be
"My men saw you heading to work"
"I know you work from home"

The other hitman did it with "I hope your shopping is ok"

I sent him this in response to his "how's business" question:

Quote:

Tony,

Business is good. We took care of Moe Green and the five families, so things should be quiet for a little while at least.

I must say I am surprised by your congenial tone. Perhaps we could work together. I might have a job for you in the future.

Sincerely,
Michael Corleone

He seems slightly interested:

Quote:

HOW IS LIFE WITH YOU OVER THERE,SO WHAT CAN YOU USE TO HELP ME,

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:56 pm

^^He's starting to reek of desperation, I wonder how many of his 'victims' are really baiters, most of them by the sound of it. Laughing

And now he's being flooded by job offers from us.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:00 pm

I am going to see if he can russle up a couple of sword swallowers and fire breathers for the next.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:06 pm

Now this is funny:

Quote:

Dear Da Mayor,

I sent my boys to MONEY GRAM to cash the money you sent and they told him that all the information you sent are fake, why? Are you playing with me or what? Do you want them to keep on questioning my boy? (Sounds good to me. They can question them until infinity.)

I give you 1 hour to re-confirm the payment information to me and if they get hold of my boys at the money gram paying centre, consider yourself die in 24 hours. Because, they are right there waiting for your accurate confirmation. Goodday.

Oh jeeze. I must have mixed up some digits. Must resend them now. Wish me luck.

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:17 pm

Following on from thread on another site, have you tried telling him that all he needs is his id? MTCN's are old hat so it is over to question and answer plus id?

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:24 pm

Well, looks like Tony is back to threatening me again. I think that my garbled message (below), which included prescription prices, may have been a little too much for his brain to handle.
In any case he's back on the hook. Maybe I'll offer him another job as well.

Quote:

> Dear Tony,
> Thank you for getting back to me. This shluoud be of majorly intersst to you sinc you are in the financially interestind money wide, that is. Much better than to be the hit modality. Certainly.
> For example: $6,000.00 possible but only every other thrid week, but ti's still nott to for the money, three for the wurst, but there should be $8,000.00 to 11,000.00 availoble soon. Better than a letter bomb, right.
> Half for you and half for me.
> Look again and you will agree, I think. Attachment below is still valid but the amounts are that much greater. About 5,000.00 or less. Maybe more. I ho[pe I made myself clear. Ask if you have more questions, and we can get started!
> All the best

And his response (the lad has a one-track mind, doesn't he?)

Quote:

i want you to tell me ,how much you can send to me now to give my boys ok for i wan t to save your life

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:34 pm

I just sent this to him:

Quote:

Tony, please don't start scaring me again. I really don't want to die. I was going to surprise you with this next news, but I will tell you now so you will know things will be OK.
Remember the $12,000.00 I was going to send you? Well, I sent it instead to a guy from Nigeria who said that that was all he needed to get me a share of 25 million dollars that has been left in a trunk in a security company. I know it's genuine because he sent me a picture of the trunk full of money.
I normally would not have sent money to someone like that but since I had the cash it anyway I thought it would be better. I'm only going to get 2 million, but as soon as I get it (within five banking days, he said) I promise I will send you $100, 000.00. Won't that be great??

THe other job that I emailed you about is still available, but I'm only getting about 2,000.00 a month from that. I would get about $8,000.00 if I had someone like you to help me, but we won't need that now, will we?

Love,

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:14 pm

Well, seems he will work for me, for cash of course.

Quote:

I CAN ONLY WORK FOR YOU IF YOU ARE WILLING TO TELL ME, I WILL ALSO TELL YOU THE PERSON THAT SENT ME TO KILL YOU IF....AND IF ONLY YOU ARE READY TO PAY ME.

Quote:

Of course I'll pay you. Who wanted me dead?