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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:30 am |
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From: cbn wire <[email protected]>
To: Hxxxxxxxxx <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, August 6, 2007 4:15:13 PM
Subject: Re: FROM SOLUDO
Attention Mrs Hxxxxx Bxxxxxxx.
Are you sure you are not a MAD DOG? The secretary was again not able to accept the fees at the moneygram. If you want to send false payment infomation, I will report you to my lawyer in Washington to handle you. Fuck you and die painful.
Waiting to hear from you again. (OK...consider it done Chucky)
Yours Faithfully.
Prof. Charles Soludo.
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:35 am |
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Fuck you and die painful. Waiting to hear from you again |
It just doesn't get better than that! This lad must have learned that kind of language working for the phone company. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:38 am |
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Good ol' Charles Soludo and his politeness |
_________________ 110+
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:09 am |
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<br>I just love it when lads insult you to death but still leave the door open with the final sign off line. They just can't bear to let you go, hoping you will come back all apologetic and compliant. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:14 am |
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^^^
And I always do, sadly I just can't seem to send them the correct MTCN the hapless fool that I am |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:21 am |
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Chuck's indignations is bursting through his feigned demeanur.
How about this in reply
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I am definitely not a dog and they say that I am no longer mad. That is to say that since my wife and dog were killed, I have not shown any symptoms of madness.
I will NOT die a painful death. I will not. I will not. I will not.
And my friend, there is no point in contacting your lawyer in Washington and all the lawyers in Washington are busy with The UNDDR delegation from West Africa. But I suppose that you already know that.
About the Moneygram, I have transmitted correct information but perhaps it has turned turtle on the way. Or maybe yoru secretary was busy lollygagging and did not notice that the information for claiming the money had expired.
However, I am one to ignore your request - you want to hear from me again. So here I am. Tell me what you want to hear and your wish is my command |
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_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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