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NJbaiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 61
Location: Somewhere else
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:21 pm |
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Well, it seems my barrister lad is having a problem with Moneygram and he can�t get the MTCN. I will have to waste some more of his time with questions about the new laptop(ie. brand name, what type of processor etc.) Afterward, I thought maybe I can send his money to a bank 300 miles away in Durban, SA (he is in Johanesburg) along with the fedex delivery of his laptop. This could be a nice safari for him?
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Could you please assist me with this security verification,i have been waiting for it to download for more than 3hours in a public computer but it was just on 0.02% completion.
It was said that it will take 100% completion to show the MTCN,i have been waiting and i have a court case to attend to kindly assist me do it i sent you mail earlier on as regard the problem with my laptop being crashed while i was trying to get the MTCN done.
Please assist me by sending to me a laptop so that i wont have to go out and access my mails.
I await your urgent response as quickly as possible.
Sincerely Yours
Barrister Ruben James(Esq.)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:25 pm |
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This is where Scam Patroller's courier service comes into play nicely. I highly recommend it for this bait! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:27 pm |
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I see a NICE safari.
You can send him a laptop with all kinds of extras as a gift.....and he'll be on safari in no time! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Location: Trumpton
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:58 pm |
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SP's service is offline at present, pm to Oxygendeprived, he has a site you operate yourself, very useful, and easy to use |
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geneshalit
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 72
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:08 pm |
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I you'd be up to spending a few bucks, it might be fun to send him an Etch-a-Sketch..  |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:13 pm |
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That's just awesome. I have two lads going to their respective post offices looking for the digital cameras I keep trying to send them, and they're hilarious. Not nearly enough distance to count as safari, but lots of fun! |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:48 pm |
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You can also send pictures of possible lap top models. Of course, he will not be able to open the first ones since they're actually large dll files disguised as jpg files. When you finally send actual pictures, they will be of the wrong items, blurry or contain many large flaws or spots on them. Combined with your list of questions, you can keep him tied up for quite a while. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:57 pm |
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The lads love the Sony Vaio's with built in cameras and DVD burning capabilities. Ask them if they want the optional 16 hour battery or if 12 hours is enough. You could send them both.  |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:06 pm |
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| sending to me a laptop so that i wont have to go out and access my mails. |
I'd slap the hell out of him for this.... What kind of barrister doesn't even have his own computer??? And where is he going to access his emails? The internet cafe? |
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Vavin
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
Posts: 93
Location: USA
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:26 pm |
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| I you'd be up to spending a few bucks, it might be fun to send him an Etch-a-Sketch.. |
That made me snort my coffee. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
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Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:30 am |
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If his name is "Ruben James", tell him you will send him the "First Edition" of the Kenny Rogers Laptop!
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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| SP's service is offline at present, pm to Oxygendeprived, he has a site you operate yourself, very useful, and easy to use |
I'm using this one at the moment. It's really easy to use and you edit the tags yourself so you can describe your own hold ups. Mine got stuck in customs for almost a week. My lad just asked me to change the address from Nigeria to an England address..... I don't think so buddy! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:44 am |
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I actually have pictures of a MY dell laptop for all baiter's to use, since it's been brought up twice mind making it a stickie? (pretty please) 
Heres the link:
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:47 am |
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:49 am |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:51 am |
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There is a little button at the top right of your post which says 'edit' please use it.
(Back seat mod)
Otherwise excellent site! |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:37 am |
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@nobody: Damn that's good. I actually knew a guy who opened a real computer shop called "Uranus" (no I'm not kidding), but this is way better! |
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NJbaiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 61
Location: Somewhere else
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:42 pm |
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Now, after several e-mail exchanges about the laptop and the difficulty getting the MTCN from 1TV5, my lad wants more goodies!
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Attn:xxxxxxxxxx,
Thanks for your effort as regards the conclusion of this project.I recieved your mail and the content were quite understood,i would want you to ask the people in the moneygram office what the problem seems to be.
I am currently in The Republic of Zimbabwe to secure some documents which will help us conclude this project as soon as possible.I would send to you the address which you will use to send to the Laptop,it will be preferable if you can send it via DHL courier services which is more easier and quicker to recieve.I hope am not asking for two much things from you,if you dont mind send along the Laptop a wrist watch and mobile phone which can be used here in this part of the world.I hope to hear from you urgently so that we can conclude the reciever of the sum of $500. and proceed with the necessary arrengement regarding the conclusion of this project.Could you please make out time and call me on this number 0027-763237255.
I hope to hear the out come of the meeting you will have with the money gram office or agent.Have a wonderful day.
Sincerely Yours
Barrister Ruben James(Esq.)
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:52 pm |
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| ...preferable if you can send it via DHL courier services which is more easier and quicker to recieve... |
Hey, you're shipping it, don't let him dictate the method! 
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...a wrist watch... |
Send him your daughter's old Barbie or son's Scooby Doo watch. His fault for not specifying.  |
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