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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mrbigtime, you may be one of the few who won't have to lie about phone calls, just tell them the truth (eh, partial). Tell them you work on a fishing boat and are out at see a lot so sometimes your emailing is erratic.
Now comes the fun... tell them you are on the fishing show on discovery channel (the one in the Bearing Straits, forgot the name).  |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Location: Lost in L-Space
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:55 pm |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Welcome to 419Eater MBT. Since California has a Northern Coast and a Central Coast, its not surprising that there's a West Coast. I know that just about everyone here has their BS antenna up at all times but I really did receive snail mail spam from a West Coast University yesterday.
I think you can be a wonderful baiter. The fishing boat modality is good as is being a sonar technician on a nuclear submarine. Telling them you are at sea may be a little too close to home for you. I would suggest becoming an oil field worker. They work for a month at a time out in the field and have lots of money to blow. Make sure that you tell them that after all those years out on the drilling rigs you have enough to retire at anytime but just can't because they pay you so much.
I'm an airline flight attendant and real estate investor. It explains why I am hardly ever home and need a sat phone. It also allows me days off from baiting when real work imposes ridiculous deadlines on me. |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:43 pm |
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| and my name is micheal hawk ... i want to see one of these f*%@ers holding a sign with mike hawk on it... |
Ummmm, MBT, I've enjoyed reading all your questions, but I can send you the picture you want to see.... |
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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I just got a new scam... where do i post it? |
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Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE |
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Cherrie
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Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:15 am |
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Send it to your mentor |
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crashhoot
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:28 am |
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| I just got a new scam... where do i post it? |
Santa Claus was having a really, really bad time one Christmas season, when an angel came in with the Christmas tree, and said, "Hey, fat man, where do you want me to stick this tree?" Santa told her.
And that is why we have an angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree! |
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:51 am |
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this is one i have never seen before. Can anyone tell me what the deally is and my best option for dealing with it other than the drag it along.
What is the motive? is this a scam that i get all the stolen credit card money and take all the risk? this is just my take, maybe i am way off
what is my best way to deal with this?
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Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:56 am |
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@mrbigtime- As Cherrie said, send it to your mentor. This is why we have a mentor programme, so that you can get personalized help with all of your getting started and 'what is this" questions. You lucked into a very experienced mentor; I suggest you take advantage of her willingness to show you the ropes. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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@Crashhoot
I think you need to tell that story again. . . .
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:18 am |
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That was indeed an interesting mail. It was a job scam. Explained in PM MrBT, hang on to that one, me will bait him when you get back! |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:56 am |
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Not correct English but you're probably right.  |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:00 am |
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WE of course  Now Don, I do not want another mentee complaining about you, hear me? The whole crying on shoulder thingy is not my style |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
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I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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