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Old Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 75
Location: In the Goat Locker
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:45 am |
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My own kind of "slap..." EDIT: To clarify...this is ME slapping the LAD.
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"...so read this carefully now, thou foul one...the next time I come to thee...I am coming as BABA DEATH. Thou wilst know me not, moog-loo...thou will not recognize me...for my next dreadful garb no one has looked upon but the cursed who have walked before us, through the black door...and wander now in the land of dark clouds, red smoke, crawling things, and slimy vipers. Yes, moog-loo...I will come to thee, perhaps as a softly beautiful lover...or as a smiling child...or as a saintly old, white-haired woman...thou canst not know who I am until I reveal meself in all me dark glory...Death-oooo...coming to my very good moog-loo friend. eeeEEEEaaaaAAHHHHHahahahahah OOOOOooooooooooooooo..........................get thee prepared, there's a good lad...thou can noo escape. Do not attempt to flee...WAIT...what's that rattle? That slither? That screech? heh-heh...oh my...but he's a delectable morsel...
Walk slowly down that dark alley in Lagos and I am there, behind thee. Creep past those moonlit, skeletal-armed trees...and I will be kneeling behind one of them, reaching for thy ankle. Enter that unlighted room at midnight...and I am the shadow crouched in the farthest corner...stretching forth my claws, seeking thee. That artery in thy neck...pulsing...warm...oooo...I can't wait...ooo...to get me gnashers on it and RIP IT TO SHREDS MOOOooooog-loooooooo!!! AAAHHhhhhaa HAHAHAhahahaha....oooooooooooOOOOOOOOeeeeeEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fare the well for now, me good lad...for NOW...haha...ooo...eeeiiiiiAAAHHHHoooooo....
And, rest thee well tonight...
This be old Angus...the Shadowman...thy dark friend. Surrender to me, moog-loo...SURRENDER TO MEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee....................." |
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_________________ "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you, Mister President." The British idiot, Piers Morgan, commenting on Prez Bush's spill, but who recently suffered broken ribs and other injuries after falling off his Segway scooter. I love it...
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JDanielsTN
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 54
Location: USA
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:48 am |
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I think he copied this from an Anne Rice text I read once. Slap him till he bleeds. Tell him you have a friend who can exorcise that demon for him. Maybe sympathize with him about how horrible it must be to have those voices in his head all the time. Recommend Thorazine. |
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Old Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 75
Location: In the Goat Locker
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:21 am |
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JDanielsTN wrote: |
I think he copied this from an Anne Rice text I read once. Slap him till he bleeds... |
Sorry, old son...you read it wrong. This is ME, slapping this LAD that made me angry. I can guarantee you, backed up by $1000 cash, risky-free, that you have never read those words anywhere but right here...the product of my own febrile mind. Took about ten minutes, another ten to polish it up.
But thanks for the compliment.
BTW...are these lads at all frightened by ghosties, goblins, and things that go BOO in the night? |
_________________ "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you, Mister President." The British idiot, Piers Morgan, commenting on Prez Bush's spill, but who recently suffered broken ribs and other injuries after falling off his Segway scooter. I love it... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:29 am |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:35 am |
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Damn! That's good! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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JDanielsTN
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 54
Location: USA
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:39 am |
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Oops, my mistake. My most humble apologies. Okay, then I rephrase:
It sounds like something Anne Rice could have written.
All is well, then? |
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Old Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 75
Location: In the Goat Locker
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:23 am |
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^^^^^ (...and I still thank you for the compliment ) |
_________________ "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you, Mister President." The British idiot, Piers Morgan, commenting on Prez Bush's spill, but who recently suffered broken ribs and other injuries after falling off his Segway scooter. I love it... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:22 am |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:49 am |
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BABA DEATH .... |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:21 pm |
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I've wondered about bringing up strong juju myself in my current bait; she/he seems very superstitious. Is it effective ever? Please let us know any replies!
That thread induced me to join here finally.
"I am soaked in the blood of Jesus!"
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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