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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:44 pm |
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My Lad has surprised me - he doesn't want to be paid with anything other than clean money!
When failed to get momey from her parents thanks to her intefering brother Ross, Eliza asked the Lad:
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I'm stuck for money. I have a couple of plans, but nothing that can get me what I need in a hurry unless I take some serious chances.
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Let me ask you this; I have to find some way to get that f*cking maggot his money - would it bother you if I had to do something not quite legal to get it?
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It did!
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Thanks for your efforts.
I will not advise you to any thing illegal to get Mr. Dennis fees.
Instead lets wait or i go look for another partner.
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I wrote back:
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If you're OK with holding out until I can raise the cash without cutting corners, I'm cool with that. Just don't whinge about it.
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So he waited for a couple of weeks... and I decided to test his scruplles:
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You said that you didn't want me to do anything illegal. Would immoral matter? How about if I whored myself for one day?
This is what I'm going to do to get your money. A guy I know offered me ten grand to replicate a scene from his favourite on-line porn. It's something called a Suzi Fest. It involves blow jobs and him spanking me while he tells me how worthless whores deserve to be punished - and then he f*cks me in the ass. It won't be nice.
If that's not right by you, say so now.
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And he said no!
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I WILL NOT ADVISE YOU TO TRY SUCH.
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I replied:
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If you're not cool on that, I guess you'll have to wait again. Brett'll be pissed off!
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A Lad with limits? Who'd have thought? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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johnny5
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 109
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:48 pm |
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It's possible s/he just doesn't want you getting arrested/attacked/hospitalised/killed to death |
_________________ "When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" - "God", Futurama |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Your lad hasn't fallen in love with you has he? Maybe he can't bear the thought of some other guy spanking your arse and calling you a whore cos he want's to do it himself. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:44 pm |
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I've had lots of lads completely twig on me when I mentioned that I've been selling coke to raise the money for their lawyer/assistant/whatever, and some of them seem to have some pretty strong opinions about it, but I've never tried the whore approach. Always wondered how it would work - thanks yastreb! |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:45 am |
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^^^ I have used the whore approach in a current bait.
I am playing a mistress (safari in progress) and the lad is not impressed... but now that i'm having the lad's baby (by another man) he is even less keen on the idea... although when it came to paying his transport fees he was moderately more keen |
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