What are the most outlandish character names you've used?

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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:49 pm

I use many, however two of my newest names are:

Lonn Moer

Brandon Cattell

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:53 pm

Tommo Shanter wrote:

My previous post was maybe too obtuse. Me being that sort of person. The point I was trying to make, indirectly, is that, for example, not everybody in the world knows who Tom Cruise is. Most American's haven't heard of David Beckham...yet.

No problem, and I take your point.

Granted, nobody is truly world famous. Someone, somewhere, has never heard of Elvis Presley.

I suppose what I was getting at is that hopefully, most victims may have heard of the name, or may spot a dodgy rude name and alarm bells will ring. Although of course it won't always work. Still, a funny name is good as long as it amuses the baiter!

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:37 pm

Ginch wrote:

Lance Boyle. Laughing

EDIT: also considering Chinese military guru "General Chat".

Maybe you might like to try another Chinese military man, "General Kash-Mai-Chek" (from the Goon show, BTW).

My baiter persona names are derived from songs, TV shows, movies, and video games -

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:49 pm

Lads never get to deal directly with the billionaire Saudi prince Sheikh Yabouti who regards a $10M deal as trivial and hardly worth the trouble. They have to work through his underling Gordon Bennett instead - he gives them sound advice about not making waves, which prevents the prince walking away from the deal.

I used a female character (Emma Little-Towragge) early on in my baiting career, before I realised that one phone call to a lad will cause him to trust you much further than is good for him.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:53 pm

@ Zen,happy hols. My wife may have chucked it by now, as I...er, outgrew it, but I had a pirate 'Sheikh Yabouti' T shirt, bought cheap after the gig as usual, from when I saw Frank Zappa at the Weatherfield Apollo some years ago. They played for 3 straight hours, nonstop, no chitchat, then went home.

Pulls load of hot Russian chicks, and once broke the heart of his ex-fiancee, Olga:

Scamming hairy-arsed Vlad, more like.

Can someone look for Con Creteblock, on http://crossroad.ru/index.php3
and tell me if they can see a picture of said block in his profile? when I go in I'm in edit mode. If so it doesn't put them off, he's a fanny magnet.

is a horny nun.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 34

Lads think my secretary is quite the fox.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:23 pm

I baited as an Indian lass named Ene Mah!

Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 61

In one of my first bait's I asem'd [email protected] with..

Mr Hemroid
Has my email gone to the correct person? you have cost me $2000.00
with your funky lawyer,get my money back then talk to me

and he made a nice new email address to reply to me [email protected]

and always politly finished his emails with...Mr Hemmaroid.

He busted me after about 50 or so emails and when I could take it no further,I sent him a link
to an explanation of what a hemroid is...

Hemroid symptoms are primarily noticed at rectum and adjoining areas. Many people consider
that anus bleeding is the basic symptom

He wasn't a happy camper.

I dont't post much (read eater daily tho) and would like to take this opportunity to say thanks to my mentor
for all the assistance and advice---your help is appreciated.' Thumbs up

'

Dan

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:29 pm

I used:
Th0m@s @nd3rs0n e-mail acct: [email protected]
P@++y B0uvi3r
M1kh@il V@s3lov

I couldn't beleive they fell for the first 2

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:06 am

JDanielsTN wrote:

...a Russian gent named Pikup Andropoff...Bud Tugly. And of course, the law firm with the most dubious reputataion in history, Dewey, Chetham and Howe.

I love Cartalk. When I miss their show I always go to http://cartalk.com/ and listen to it there. This is only about 10% of the credits from their show.

Quote:

Feng Shui Consultant in Mumbai Rhea Rangit
Lay Off Counselor Oscar Lavista
Safari Planner Sarah Anne Getty
Sleep Clinic Operator Betty Bayh
Travel Coordinator Althea Around
Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office Dasha Chekhov
Accounts Receivable Supervisor from the Mumbai Office Vishnu Payup
Adopted Son from Sweden Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit
Audience Response Analyst Luke Warm
Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda
Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush
Biblical Scholar Vera Lee Isay
British Cutlery Specialist Sir Irving Spoon
Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham
Brother in the Military Major Payne-Diaz
Bunji Jumping Instructor Hugo First
Child Transportation Specialist Minnie Van Driver
Document Security Expert from Jamaica Euripedes Upmann
Elvis Impersonator Amal Shookup
Employee Terminator Laura Deboom
Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run
Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon
Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa
Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli
Wine Taster from the Abu Dhabi Office Hassen Ben Sober

I was using Payne Diaz for awhile.

EDIT: grammar again.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:35 am

^^^Don't forget their opticians: C. F. Eyecare Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:53 am

I routinely bait under L3mmy @tterbusch, Du@ne Pipe, Heyw00d Jabl0mi, and B@rry DeLive. Other names (or names of my supporting cast) are...

Marty Graw
O.G. Loc (from Ganton, San Andreas)
Doug The Bounty Hunter
Wai Tu Yung (Senator from Texas)
Law Firm of Dewey Shaftham & Howe
Al K. Seltzer
Harry Bullochs
Hal Khogan
Our Lady of the Open Bottle Ministries
Tim Horton
and Duane (my friends call me The Rock) Johnson

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:56 am

I still love to use which translates to "Closed on sundays"
... and which means "open today"

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:37 am

My two baiting characters are and .

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 14

Mugatu wrote:

No problem, and I take your point.

Granted, nobody is truly world famous. Someone, somewhere, has never heard of Elvis Presley.

I suppose what I was getting at is that hopefully, most victims may have heard of the name, or may spot a dodgy rude name and alarm bells will ring. Although of course it won't always work. Still, a funny name is good as long as it amuses the baiter!

I don't think it matters whether they actually know the person or not, but if they get suspicious and search for the name you're using then find pics of "you" at the Oscars and movie premiers or something, you're out of luck.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:12 am

^^ And a lad who does that is rare indeed.

If he googles my Patrick Bateman modality, gets wise and drops me (and it hasn't happened yet) then I've lost one lad.

There are thousands more waiting in the wings who have no interest in wasting internet cafe time googling names.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:43 am

TheGreatOok wrote:

^^^He's the new Batman!!! Christian Bale is a great actor, American Psycho, Reign of Fire, and Batman Begins are the big things he has done.

Edit: I knew I was forgetting one other big film of his The Prestige.

Not to mention his first role in Empire of the Sun

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:52 am

I haven't used any outlandish names... But company names... Twisted Evil

My latest (current) is:

Hopefully I will get some interesting greetings in my voice mail. It is my company... sort of... I'm "servicing" the "septic" of society... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:04 am

I'm also using the name Patrick Bateman! Currently, I'm also baiting as (of ) and , and I love making verifications to celebrity names - , and .

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:19 pm

I have used Sum Ting Wong (Some thing wrong)

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:59 pm

yastreb wrote:

My baiter persona names are derived from songs, TV shows, movies, and video games -

That list of course doesn't include some one-offs such as , , and .

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:00 pm

My most outrageous (well my only one so far, being a noob), L@ik@ B0hic@- for Bend Over Here It Comes Again. She's a wealthy hooker in Massachusetts, but for all their Jesus talk the mugus don't seem to mind.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:11 pm

I still use Indigo Prassius Freely Wink

Just imagine what my email address is, and of course I sign messages using the whole name but using initials for the first two names only.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:11 pm

I still use Indigo Prassius Freely Wink

Just imagine what my email address is, and of course I sign messages using the whole name but using initials for the first two names only.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:57 pm

I have a number depending on characters :

Father X@vi@ M@ss (Father X Mass)
Isl@ W@shupp
Ph1l Erup
Phil E. St31n
Cryst@l R0s3 Bush

and of course, my catcher account Ann3tt3 Kurta1n

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