American FBI wants to join my church.

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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:26 pm

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from AMERICA FBI <dept_justice2***@yahoo.it>
to Pastor Gordon Spot <[email protected]>(almost the address)
subject Re: PASTOR G. SPOT,GET BACK TO ME
DEAR PASTOR G. SPOT,
THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL,I AM VERY HAPPY TO MEET SOMEONE LIKE IN MYLIFE,BECAUSE I WANT TO REPENT AND SERVER GOD ALMIGHT THE CREATURE OF HEAVEN AND EARTH.PLEASE I AM VERY MUCH INTERESTING AND I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TO BECOME A MEMBER. AND ASLO TELL ME EVERY INFORMATION THAT IS NEEDED?
I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CALL YOU,BY TOMORROW I WILL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER SO THAT YOU CAN BE REACHING ME,PLEASE PASTOR TELL ME HOW TO COME OVERTHERE SO THAT WILL SEE FACE TO FACE OK.

THANKS VERY MUCH.
Regards
Ms. Mary Howards.

This is the autoreply from my baiter box that got the hit. The modality was stolen from SP and works very well. Notice in this case I really screwed up as the signature line does not correspond to the name on the box. I've fixed that but the lads only see the dollar signs.

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Pastor Gordon Spot <[email protected]> ha scritto:

I have read your emails and the contents were understood. I cannot help you at this point due to the constraints of the EMLCC bylaws. We can only assist our members.
This is very important. Just a quick thought. Much time must not pass before we conclude this. The EML Christian Church is offering a baptismal gift of $10, 000.00 US Dollars for new members willing to profess their faith and show their love of the Lord. In this way you can become a member.
I wonder if you would be interested.

God be with you,
Pastor Town Selles
Eden Made Life Christian Church
34233 Rue De Valley, Seattle Washington 98102
206-222-2***
PastorTownSelles@(baiting address).com

Yes, I know I am going to hell but will post up a photo of Mary in a wet tee shirt if it turns out she is serious about joining.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:38 pm

Can you please remind the lad that the US Constitution says there must be a "separation of Church and State" so in the end you'll have to decline his application.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:53 pm

OxygenDeprived wrote:

the US Constitution says there must be a "separation of Church and State"

A common misconception.

Anyway.

Would this be a lad trying to intimidate someone with the old "We are FBI, you must pay" and was then just too lazy to go back to their old email when they mailed you? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:56 pm

FBI and the church... Laughing

I can sense something funny is about to happen.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:00 pm

The Church of J. Edgar Hoover is looking for applicants. Cross-dressers preferred!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:15 pm

^^^Yes, great idea. Bride of the Lord modality. I love it. Nothing better than a lad in a wet white dress. Laughing

This is only the second email but it looks pretty good. The original was a scam money recovery deal.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:19 pm

Looking forward to seeing the results! Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:59 pm

Anti-419 wrote:

FBI and the church... Laughing

I can sense something funny is about to happen.

For what it's worth. I'm in Texas. We're sort of known for RL modalities involving the FBI and churches Confused

So if you need ideas of time-wasting stupidity that makes truth look stranger than fiction.... or fiction stranger than truth ... yeah something like that. Holler if I can help Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:38 pm

America FBI with a yahoo.it address?

Cunning.

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