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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:11 pm |
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Some people don't know when to give up. Since trying to scam me, this lad has stood in a bucket in a lake holding a sign, had a giant 'C0nman church' tattoo, been on a safari and got arrested, been on another safari and ended up losing all his possesions and clothes to an angry (unpaid) taxi driver.
He just wont give up. The church put him in touch with , a randy nun stuck in NW Ghana. He wrote to see if the church was in a position to send him some long promised cash.
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hello anna,
it pains me alot that you are just making things worst for me.
sister even if is from your own puket,pls send me any amout of funds besides the church have cause me somuch pain
HALLELUJAGOBBLE |
Anna's reply:
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Dear Brother,
How are you? I had forgotten all about you.
I have no money, I think the Church stops us running away by keeping
us broke, as you found out to your cost.
You are still welcome to come and stay with us in Wechi4u.
I attach a recent photo, have you got any?
Hallelujagobble!
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Anna Lynne |
I sent him this photo, one of only 2 in the set where she is not showing her wotsits:
That has done the trick, the poor lad is smitten:
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HELLO ANNA,
baby you are looking so sexy wowww but the only problem i noticed in you is that you have the heart of evil for been part of c0nman church so let do things privately cause i like your face.
can u be my girl friend. |
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Dear xxxxxxx
Well we have to be private, because I would get in terrible trouble
with the church.
You think I have a heart of evil? I thought you were a church member
too, you told me that you had the tattoo.
I could be you secret girlfriend. I have more photos, one day I may
send you something stronger, but the church could send me somewhere
awful as punishment if they found out, like Birmingham.
Perhaps we could run away from the church together. Do you have a car?
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Anna Lynne |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:39 pm |
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This lad truly is the lad that keeps on giving.
How long have you had this lad for? It seems like quite a while. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:53 pm |
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Top, top work Roy.
I loved this bit:
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the church could send me somewhere awful as punishment if they found out, like Birmingham. |
It's subtle stuff like that that makes these baits such a crowd pleaser!
I'll be keeping my eye on this one. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:16 pm |
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I know where I'd rather be, hippo sanctuary in Ghana or Birmingham. At least in Ghana they don't have comedy accents. ( sorry Brummies, only joking).
AFIK, the seamugu has been on the hook since September last year. It seems a lot longer though. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88613&highlight=seamugu
The philanthropist, Dr Winst0n Cup offered him an Aston Martin a while back, he has also reappeared in that box:
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HELLO Winst0n,
it pains me alot that you've forget about me so as we discussed previously can you help me send those cars from south africa to nigeria or do you prefer sending me money to do so?
pls. |
I must see if the tracking number (for SP's courier service) I gave my lotto lad, Dan in another bait is still good, if so I'll ask why the hell the car hasn't been picked up yet? To be continued...
EDIT: We have used SP couriers before with this lad, so for now I have avoided the issue, and sent this reply:
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I dont understand, I sent you that car didnt you get my email? It is
at Tin can Island, Lagos, it has been awaiting pickup for a couple of
weeks now.
You need to present yourself to the Harbourmaster, you will need the
scan of the car's documents which I sent you.
My secretary has called the port and told them to expect you.
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Dr Winst0n Cup |
He knows his way round Lagos harbour, see this thread:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88880&highlight=seamugu |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:25 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:29 pm |
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^ I vote for getting a picture of him holding two 3 foot long pieces of 1" by 6" timber so we can do the measurements. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:33 pm |
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Roy- I know where you live!!! Any more jibes about us brummies and the Harley gets it! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:23 pm |
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Great job on keeping the lad hooked ....
Can we see more leg .. |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Neat, these lads that never quit always crack me up
All but forgotten about your Sea Mugu,still sure that was a dodgy british carrier bourne aircraft though. |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:26 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:19 am |
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Buck Turgidson wrote: |
Neat, these lads that never quit always crack me up
All but forgotten about your Sea Mugu,still sure that was a dodgy british carrier bourne aircraft though. |
Actually there was a Curtiss SOC-3 Seamew - an American seaplane that was also produced in a land-based version. It turned out to be a lemon - so much so that it features in a book on bad aeroplanes. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:40 pm |
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*whistles* where did you get that pic? I can see why the lad fell head over heels. |
_________________ One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
live"
-Cpt Br1@n to Fr W1ll1@m C00per, expressing frustration that a fellow lad had chopped his dollar. |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:44 pm |
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nice one |
_________________ x10 x3 x5
x4 (2 MIA) x lots
BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:55 pm |
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music man wrote: |
Roy- I know where you live!!! Any more jibes about us brummies and the Harley gets it! |
Ooer.. forgot you'd sent me that Orange simcard! Unfortunately, the Harley has already got it, courtesy of the dumbass bitch who backed a Freelander over it. Awaiting parts from the USA, coming by tortoise, apparently, while I ride the world's ugliest hire bike. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:35 am |
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Roy
Because you're suffering acute " crushed harleyitis" ( as us doctors call it) I'll let it go just this once!!
BTW- congrats on the return of Seamugu! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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