Return of the seamugu. Again.

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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:11 pm

Some people don't know when to give up. Since trying to scam me, this lad has stood in a bucket in a lake holding a sign, had a giant 'C0nman church' tattoo, been on a safari and got arrested, been on another safari and ended up losing all his possesions and clothes to an angry (unpaid) taxi driver.

He just wont give up. The church put him in touch with , a randy nun stuck in NW Ghana. He wrote to see if the church was in a position to send him some long promised cash.

Quote:

hello anna,
it pains me alot that you are just making things worst for me.
sister even if is from your own puket,pls send me any amout of funds besides the church have cause me somuch pain

HALLELUJAGOBBLE

Anna's reply:

Quote:

Dear Brother,

How are you? I had forgotten all about you.

I have no money, I think the Church stops us running away by keeping
us broke, as you found out to your cost.

You are still welcome to come and stay with us in Wechi4u.

I attach a recent photo, have you got any?

Hallelujagobble!

--
Anna Lynne

I sent him this photo, one of only 2 in the set where she is not showing her wotsits:

That has done the trick, the poor lad is smitten:

Quote:

HELLO ANNA,
baby you are looking so sexy wowww but the only problem i noticed in you is that you have the heart of evil for been part of c0nman church so let do things privately cause i like your face.
can u be my girl friend.

Quote:

Dear xxxxxxx

Well we have to be private, because I would get in terrible trouble
with the church.

You think I have a heart of evil? I thought you were a church member
too, you told me that you had the tattoo.

I could be you secret girlfriend. I have more photos, one day I may
send you something stronger, but the church could send me somewhere
awful as punishment if they found out, like Birmingham.

Perhaps we could run away from the church together. Do you have a car?
--
Anna Lynne

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This lad truly is the lad that keeps on giving. Very Happy

How long have you had this lad for? It seems like quite a while.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:53 pm

Top, top work Roy.

I loved this bit:

Quote:

the church could send me somewhere awful as punishment if they found out, like Birmingham.

It's subtle stuff like that that makes these baits such a crowd pleaser! Laughing

I'll be keeping my eye on this one.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:16 pm

I know where I'd rather be, hippo sanctuary in Ghana or Birmingham. At least in Ghana they don't have comedy accents. ( Wink

sorry Brummies, only joking).

AFIK, the seamugu has been on the hook since September last year. It seems a lot longer though. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88613&highlight=seamugu

The philanthropist, Dr Winst0n Cup offered him an Aston Martin a while back, he has also reappeared in that box:

Quote:

HELLO Winst0n,
it pains me alot that you've forget about me so as we discussed previously can you help me send those cars from south africa to nigeria or do you prefer sending me money to do so?
pls.

I must see if the tracking number (for SP's courier service) I gave my lotto lad, Dan in another bait is still good, if so I'll ask why the hell the car hasn't been picked up yet? To be continued...

EDIT: We have used SP couriers before with this lad, so for now I have avoided the issue, and sent this reply:

Quote:

I dont understand, I sent you that car didnt you get my email? It is
at Tin can Island, Lagos, it has been awaiting pickup for a couple of
weeks now.

You need to present yourself to the Harbourmaster, you will need the
scan of the car's documents which I sent you.

My secretary has called the port and told them to expect you.
--
Dr Winst0n Cup

He knows his way round Lagos harbour, see this thread:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88880&highlight=seamugu

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:25 pm

Truly amazing! I just can't wait to see what happens next.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:29 pm

^ I vote for getting a picture of him holding two 3 foot long pieces of 1" by 6" timber so we can do the measurements.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:33 pm

Roy- I know where you live!!! Any more jibes about us brummies and the Harley gets it! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:23 pm

Great job on keeping the lad hooked ....
Can we see more leg .. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:35 pm

Neat, these lads that never quit always crack me up Laughing

All but forgotten about your Sea Mugu,still sure that was a dodgy british carrier bourne aircraft though. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Heheh -- he makes me laugh. Well done Roy! Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:19 am

Buck Turgidson wrote:

Neat, these lads that never quit always crack me up Laughing

All but forgotten about your Sea Mugu,still sure that was a dodgy british carrier bourne aircraft though. Laughing

Actually there was a Curtiss SOC-3 Seamew - an American seaplane that was also produced in a land-based version. It turned out to be a lemon - so much so that it features in a book on bad aeroplanes.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:40 pm

*whistles* where did you get that pic? I can see why the lad fell head over heels.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:44 pm

nice one

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:55 pm

music man wrote:

Roy- I know where you live!!! Any more jibes about us brummies and the Harley gets it! Very Happy

Ooer.. forgot you'd sent me that Orange simcard! Unfortunately, the Harley has already got it, courtesy of the dumbass bitch who backed a Freelander over it. Awaiting parts from the USA, coming by tortoise, apparently, while I ride the world's ugliest hire bike.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:35 am

Roy

Because you're suffering acute " crushed harleyitis" ( as us doctors call it) I'll let it go just this once!!

BTW- congrats on the return of Seamugu! Very Happy

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