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419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Nah Pug. I just sent him a PDF of HHGTTG and I bet the most he did was print it off to read it. He just plucked most of the other expenses out of the ether I'm sure, though I do know he had to get help with the MP3 conversion. Why the need to hire a hotel room God only knows!

I should have the main site updated later this evening, which will include this bait so far.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Classic

, I like this bit in his email:

Quote:

I have called him for about a fifty million times and he never wanted to pick up his phone.

What are the chances of that happening, 50 million calls and not answered once, did you give him the Geocities helpline number? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:32 pm

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I have called him for about a fifty million times and

For the millionth time Shivers, PLEASE tell your lads NOT to exagerrate!

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 139

Anti-419 wrote:

I have a request... can we get Harry Potter series?

+1. Just think about it: 10,000+ pages filled with made-up words. If there's anyone who would be able to keep a lad on the hook long enough to do all of it, it's you.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

OK. The main site has been updated, which includes this in-progress scambait.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:30 pm

Bahahaha I love the photos on top of the page!

EDIT: Finished reading. I think this one tops the Church of the Painted Breast! And it isn't even over!

Just how many addresses are you using to email this guy?

Just how many split personalities do you have?? Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:41 pm

Quote:

Just how many split personalities do you have??

As far as Lads are concerned, he has just two - Mr Hyde and Mr Hyde.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Ken's pissed at me now. Not sure if he will be redeemable, but I'll give it a go!

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:19 pm

LOL!

I can totally imagine his reaction... I want to see him redeemed. Please say you can grab him be the throat... give him a raise. Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:56 pm

Yes, lets not let this end on a bad note!
Twisted Evil

@yastreb: <snicker>

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:01 am

Gee, Shiver, I don't see any reason why he should be pissed at you. I think you just need to have a little heart-to-heart with him. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:33 am

Afterall, you got him to read an excellent and very funny book. He should be forever thankful.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 am

Nice one Shiver. Laughing

Last night the BBC were getting in on the act.
They did a short article on a website that publishes out-of-copyright books.

http://www.pagebypagebooks.com/

I thought that this would be handy for all those who wish to follow in your footsteps and use your modality.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Tell him to "don't panic."

--J.D.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:25 pm

Even better, if the bait fails be sure to say "goodbye and thanks for all the fish."

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

A big

on this. I just read through what you have posted so far. It is a good example of how to "burn a Lad" without completely burning him. Will he do that Time Machine? I hope he does; I have a long drive, and it will make it go so much smoother.

The story with "christina" was nice icing on the cake, so to write, to prevent anyone feeling sorry for this waste product. I am intrigued by this claim:

Quote:

I took my father's 18Th century gold wrist watch. . . .

Did not know they made gold wrist watches in the 1700s. Would think that, alone, would provide the funds for his friend "Jani" to get her dearly departed daddy's money.

I am intrigued he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish?

Anyways, again:

--J.D.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:59 pm

Doctor X wrote:

I am intrigued he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish?

I was perplexed at that as well, while laughing loudly.

I suspect it was a test to see if he could trip you up. If he was that smart. Who knows that these guys are thinking half the time.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:41 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

Even better, if the bait fails be sure to say "goodbye and thanks for all the fish."

Ahem. So Long and ...

Anyway, if the lad is ever re baited with this format, his response is likely to be "Oh no, not again". At which time an image of a bowl of petunias *might* help cheer him up. Or maybe not. Perhaps learning how to fly is the next step Twisted Evil

Top stuff, Shiver. clapping

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:51 pm

Maybe you should send him instructions on how to use a toothpick?

Great job again Shiver! clapping

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Doctor X wrote:

.... he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish?

I'm not sure why he sent that either. Anyone who wants to see the picture he sent me just drop me a PM. He might be someone well known, but if he is, his reputation hasn't reached me.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:26 am

Just like to say thanks to you guys for this site, love it.

And hey shiver, anyone who likes Richard Cheese and Commodore 64's is alright by me, "keep up the good work in the field".

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:08 am

SHIVER RULES!

I am taking the next 2 day off work and I'm going to savour this bait.

I just hope this lad google's "vogon" and comes across my church site.

Confession could be good for his soul. or maybe not Twisted Evil

Just the thought of this lad trying to read one of my all time favorites creases me up.

clapping

We are not worthy!

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

A sad day. It seems ken - whose real name I can now reveal is Chinweoke - has come to the realisation that I am a fraud. I quote:

Quote:

BASTARDS

U HV SUCCEEDED DIS TIME ARND, LEST C U GONNA GET THE
NEXT TIME

We shared a few more emails after that, but Chinweoke just doesn't want to play with me any more Sad

If anyone would like to telephone Chinweoke and send him Thomas Cook's regards, then please feel free. He can be contacted on the numbers below:

+0022509893573
+0022566270791
+0022509612499
+0022504586945

Far be it from me to tell you to call him after 3am Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:21 am

I'm sure he's still too hoarse to talk on the phone Smile

I bow before your awesome skills.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:41 am

Mr. Metimbers,

I would like to thnk you for your wonderfully inventive and highly creatine efforts to harrass, impede, delay, frustrate, debase and humiliate these thieves.

I was in here a few months ago, and read about the Chirch of the Sacred Tatoo (unbelievable) and the lads that went up to Scotland, etc, etc, etc, and hold you and your efforts in the greatest respects.

I hope some day to get a few trophy photos, too.

My hat, if it were on, would come off for you.

Respectfully,

Dr Stephen Williams
Doctor of Female Lower Abdominal Issues

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