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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:02 pm |
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Nah Pug. I just sent him a PDF of HHGTTG and I bet the most he did was print it off to read it. He just plucked most of the other expenses out of the ether I'm sure, though I do know he had to get help with the MP3 conversion. Why the need to hire a hotel room God only knows!
I should have the main site updated later this evening, which will include this bait so far. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:17 pm |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:32 pm |
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I have called him for about a fifty million times and |
For the millionth time Shivers, PLEASE tell your lads NOT to exagerrate! |
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SumYunGai
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 139
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:32 pm |
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Anti-419 wrote: |
I have a request... can we get Harry Potter series? |
+1. Just think about it: 10,000+ pages filled with made-up words. If there's anyone who would be able to keep a lad on the hook long enough to do all of it, it's you. |
_________________ MUGU-baiting for fun, usually not for profit. |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:05 pm |
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OK. The main site has been updated, which includes this in-progress scambait. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:30 pm |
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Bahahaha I love the photos on top of the page!
EDIT: Finished reading. I think this one tops the Church of the Painted Breast! And it isn't even over!
Just how many addresses are you using to email this guy?
Just how many split personalities do you have?? |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
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Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:41 pm |
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Just how many split personalities do you have?? |
As far as Lads are concerned, he has just two - Mr Hyde and Mr Hyde. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Ken's pissed at me now. Not sure if he will be redeemable, but I'll give it a go! |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:19 pm |
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LOL! I can totally imagine his reaction... I want to see him redeemed. Please say you can grab him be the throat... give him a raise. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:56 pm |
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Yes, lets not let this end on a bad note!
@yastreb: <snicker> |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
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Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:01 am |
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Gee, Shiver, I don't see any reason why he should be pissed at you. I think you just need to have a little heart-to-heart with him. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:33 am |
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Afterall, you got him to read an excellent and very funny book. He should be forever thankful. |
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 am |
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Nice one Shiver.
Last night the BBC were getting in on the act.
They did a short article on a website that publishes out-of-copyright books.
http://www.pagebypagebooks.com/
I thought that this would be handy for all those who wish to follow in your footsteps and use your modality. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
(x4)
My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:53 am |
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Tell him to "don't panic."
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:25 pm |
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Even better, if the bait fails be sure to say "goodbye and thanks for all the fish." |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:50 pm |
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A big on this. I just read through what you have posted so far. It is a good example of how to "burn a Lad" without completely burning him. Will he do that Time Machine? I hope he does; I have a long drive, and it will make it go so much smoother.
The story with "christina" was nice icing on the cake, so to write, to prevent anyone feeling sorry for this waste product. I am intrigued by this claim:
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I took my father's 18Th century gold wrist watch. . . . |
Did not know they made gold wrist watches in the 1700s. Would think that, alone, would provide the funds for his friend "Jani" to get her dearly departed daddy's money.
I am intrigued he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish?
Anyways, again:
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:59 pm |
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Doctor X wrote: |
I am intrigued he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish? |
I was perplexed at that as well, while laughing loudly.
I suspect it was a test to see if he could trip you up. If he was that smart. Who knows that these guys are thinking half the time. |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
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Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:41 pm |
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mr. mugu wrote: |
Even better, if the bait fails be sure to say "goodbye and thanks for all the fish." |
Ahem. So Long and ...
Anyway, if the lad is ever re baited with this format, his response is likely to be "Oh no, not again". At which time an image of a bowl of petunias *might* help cheer him up. Or maybe not. Perhaps learning how to fly is the next step
Top stuff, Shiver. |
_________________ x7 x27 x2 x2
100% risky free donation modality |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:51 pm |
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Maybe you should send him instructions on how to use a toothpick?
Great job again Shiver! |
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HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Doctor X wrote: |
.... he tried to send you a picture of which you never sent him. What was that suppose to accomplish? |
I'm not sure why he sent that either. Anyone who wants to see the picture he sent me just drop me a PM. He might be someone well known, but if he is, his reputation hasn't reached me. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Captain Interweb
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 11
Location: Interweb
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:26 am |
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Just like to say thanks to you guys for this site, love it.
And hey shiver, anyone who likes Richard Cheese and Commodore 64's is alright by me, "keep up the good work in the field". |
_________________ Time's fun when you're having flies. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:08 am |
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SHIVER RULES!
I am taking the next 2 day off work and I'm going to savour this bait.
I just hope this lad google's "vogon" and comes across my church site.
Confession could be good for his soul. or maybe not
Just the thought of this lad trying to read one of my all time favorites creases me up.
We are not worthy! |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:12 am |
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A sad day. It seems ken - whose real name I can now reveal is Chinweoke - has come to the realisation that I am a fraud. I quote:
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BASTARDS
U HV SUCCEEDED DIS TIME ARND, LEST C U GONNA GET THE
NEXT TIME |
We shared a few more emails after that, but Chinweoke just doesn't want to play with me any more
If anyone would like to telephone Chinweoke and send him Thomas Cook's regards, then please feel free. He can be contacted on the numbers below:
+0022509893573
+0022566270791
+0022509612499
+0022504586945
Far be it from me to tell you to call him after 3am |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:21 am |
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I'm sure he's still too hoarse to talk on the phone
I bow before your awesome skills. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:41 am |
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Mr. Metimbers,
I would like to thnk you for your wonderfully inventive and highly creatine efforts to harrass, impede, delay, frustrate, debase and humiliate these thieves.
I was in here a few months ago, and read about the Chirch of the Sacred Tatoo (unbelievable) and the lads that went up to Scotland, etc, etc, etc, and hold you and your efforts in the greatest respects.
I hope some day to get a few trophy photos, too.
My hat, if it were on, would come off for you.
Respectfully,
Dr Stephen Williams
Doctor of Female Lower Abdominal Issues |
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