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Mind Freak
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Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:47 am |
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Yoohoo - thank you!! |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:02 pm |
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Brilliant bait, needless to say. I've never been able to get half this much work out of any lad.
I more or less listened to chapter 1, although I couldn't really follow it. The boi is at a reading and speaking level about the same as my son, who is extremely bright, but who is also 9 years old.
It's nice to think of him not scamming anybody during all the hours he spent reading HHGTTG aloud, and Shiver has probably significantly increased the GDP of the developed economies by preventing a lot of money from going to a scammer in West Africa, but I hope this doesn't become a bait in reverse--if more than one baiter listens to the tape and doesn't do any baiting while he or she is listening, then the scammer has the leverage, not us. |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:02 pm |
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Ken isn't a happy bunny today. His expected W.U. payment didn't materialise (hey, it IS Sunday after all!) and after all that last-minute rushing around he did for me too. Shame.
I've calmed him down and told him to expect payment tomorrow. Surely nothing else can go wrong? |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:58 pm |
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Shiver, you are evil. 
But surely, you are going to need illustrations for the packaging? And an insert with a summary of the book, and a biography of Douglas Adams? Just a 50-page pamphlet will do nicely. |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:40 pm |
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Nice idea Eight. I doubt this current lad will be in any mood to cooperate any more, but I do have a couple of spare lads twiddling their thumbs needing something to do |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:25 pm |
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Is there anyway someone can do an audio sample of the lad reading the Vogon poem?
Shivers, brilliant idea! |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:25 pm |
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Awesome bait shiver. I'm looking forward to reading the whole thing when you update the site.  |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:33 pm |
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.. Great Work As Usual .. |
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I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:37 pm |
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Superb I'm a longtime fan of the HHGTTG & will add this to my collection.
Reckon Douglas Adams would have approved of this latest edition |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:06 am |
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Shiver - someone (I think Herp) created a photoshop pic of a burning WU building. If you click search - you can find it - that way if you want your WU building to burn after you send the WU slip tomorrow.....you have proof. |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:26 am |
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| lad reading the Vogon poem? |
Second that.
How to make bad poetry worse? Have a scammer read it.  |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:28 am |
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| If you click search - you can find it - that way if you want your WU building to burn after you send the WU slip tomorrow.....you have proof. |
Here ya go...http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=935251&highlight=#935251 |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:51 am |
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Tell the mugu that you, have received other requests for some new audiobooks
I know that this will make him happy.
Fantastic work. Maybe next time he can do the book "War and Peace " |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:05 am |
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Shiver! You mean you're NOT going to pay him after he's done all that wonderful work?!?!?  Isn't that "unethical"???
Seriously, this is a great bait, even though I don't know if I could take 8 full hours of his voice droning on and on and saying words wrong and not inflecting anything and . . .
Anyhow, Congratulations on a job well done. I'm really anxious to read the bait and follow his reaction when the $$ doesn't show up.  |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:48 am |
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Arrrrgh! Megaupload has deleted it for breaching their terms and conditions! I wanna hear a mugu <strike>reading</strike> destroying HHGTTG! |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:54 am |
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Oh man this is great! He's going thermonuclear on me now and has reported my "company" to several anti-scam/consumer/police forces (for real!).
Thomas Cook (the guy Ken has been dealing with) has basically done a runner from the deal. Ken decides to contact the managing director listed on my fake website. The MD replies to Ken denying any knowledge of his deal with Tom Cook and also informs him that Mr. Cook hasn't been employed in the company for over 4 months. His reply:
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HOW CAN I BELIEVE ALL THIS TRASH YOU ARE TELLING ME?
YOU HAVE THE SAME COMPANY NAME, YOU MAKE USE OF THE
SAME WEBSITE TO SCAM PEOPLE, THE SAME COMPANY NAME,
AND UPTIL NOW HIS NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS EXIST IN YOUR
WEBSITE AND YOU TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO
FIND HIM.
WELL THERE IS NO NEED FOR BRAGGING, I WILL GET TO YOU
AND I AM SURE THAT BY THEN, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU OUGHT TO DO IN ORDER TO SECURE YOUR GOOD NAME. |
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Dear Charles Babbage,
If there is any action to be taken, I advise you to do
same fast, because I am running out of patient and
will use the lasr drop of my blood to get that �11,
545.00 because I have suffered to work for it and must
be paid.
You know Mr. Thomas very well, I therefore advise you
to contact him as soon as possible to send over my
money now or face the wroughts of the law. I have
already made my contact and was advised to listen to
you and hear from you first if there is any positivity
or to go ahead with me action. |
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Dear Sir,
I am writing this email to you to one inform Mr.
Thomas Cook of the Pesky Pirate Audio & Video
Productions Ltd London with the address below:
Mailing address:
Apartment 84 - 87
Middlebrook Retail Park
Bolton
BL6 6JA
United Kingdom
Telephone: +44 8708 74XXXX
Fax: +44 8701 31XXXX
To pay me my money for the work I have done for him
and because I am not happy at his behaviour to me and
will take action if after today, I did not hear from
him.
I read and recorded a book "THE HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO
THE GALAXY" of 35 chapters with 109 pages which he was
due to pay me on Saturday and uptil now, I have not
heard any thing from him.
Please can you use your office to assist me in
relating my complaint to the appropriate office to
inform him to pay me my money for the job which I have
done for him.
I have attached to this email, the agreement document
which he sent to me that I have signed and sent back
to him since Saturday, the 28th July 2007.
I have called him for about a fifty million times and
he never wanted to pick up his phone. I am running out
of patient and will not have any jokes played on me.
Regards,
XXXXXXX
CC:
Scotland Yard Metropolitan Police.
British Embassy Cote D'Ivoir/Ghana.
American Embassy Cote D'Ivoire |
After that, he send my managing director the following message:
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IF YOU CAN BE SO KIND TO ASSIST ME IN SETTLING THE
DEBT THAT I HAVE RUN, I WILL FORGET THE SUFFERING AND
COMMIT ALL IN THE HANDS OF GOD.
Printing and binding of documents: GBP 50.00
Rent of hotel room for one week: GBP 270.00
Rent of a Laptop for one week: GBP 400.00
Procurement of Workman, Mp3 CDs: GBP 100.00
Payment for Convertion of Record to MP3: GBP 200.00
Transportation: GBP 200.00
Telephone calls: GBP 200.00
Hiring of Two D.Js for one week: GBP 1, 400.00
Total GBP 2, 820.00 |
I admonished him for being rude to me. I then get:
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I AM SORRY FOR MY BAD WAYS OF SPEECH BUT YOU SHOULD
UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM INTO IT. IF YOU CAN BE OF
ASSISTANCE PLS KINDLY TRY TO HELP ME.
I AM VERY SORRY, I AM A STUDENT AND HAVE EVEN USED MY
SCHOOL FEES TO ENSURE THAT I COMPLETED HIS WORK, I
NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS FAKE.
I AM OWING SO MUCH THAT I CANNOT GO TO THE CAMPUS BY
TOMORROW BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE RECORDING
WILL BIT THE HELL OF MY HEAD.
I AM SORRY, |
Charles Babbage can of course help out of Ken wants to submit some work..... |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:00 pm |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:04 pm |
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. . . BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE RECORDING
WILL BIT THE HELL OF MY HEAD |
Can you get a video of that?
For all of it: 
Nothing like a Lad twigging, because he thinks he has been scammed.
--J.D. |
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ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:17 pm |
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I know he meant last but it is much more fun to read that as laser. Be scared Shiver he has laser blood to zap you with, maybe HHGTG really has messed with his tiny little mugu brain. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:18 pm |
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Reference the Vogon poetry concept - could you imagine the mess that would be made of
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.
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(I just had to post it!)
But for something more earthbound... what could be done with the infamous William Topaz McGonnigal?
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Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
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There are lots of poems too... enough for lots of Lads!
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/gems.htm |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:28 pm |
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Taste of their own medicine? Sweet satisfaction.
200 on phone calls? Is he serious?
I have trouble believing he actually went to the police.  |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Ken is now in negotiations with the director of Pesky Pirate. He wants some money badly, and the MD, Charles Babbage is only too happy to send him some more work to do to earn his lost money back.
I *think* I have a serious shot at getting Ken to do another book. I just sent him a PDF of "The Time Machine" to take a look at
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Are you sending me the work immediately? Please
help me with some mobilization funds so that I can
start your work and then settle some people who I am
owing before they kill me here.
Please kindly call me on 00225098XXXXX or
00225662XXXXX. I am just losted in the see as I do not
know what I can do. I have called and called his
telephone and he never picked and finally he put it
into answering machine.
Please reply fast. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:57 pm |
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^^
Nice
But for now, concentrate on uploading the bait, rather than that! |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:59 pm |
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Did he really spend money on all of that stuff? The binding fees, transportation, DJs, etc? Good grief! It'll be interesting to see how far he takes this with the pokice, etc.
Still looking forward to reading the bait. |
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