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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:36 am |
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I asked my lad to forward me the address of a property broker in West Africa, he said the following in his reply about the address he gave me:
Wow, a porperty bar! What type of bar is that, I wonder? A sent him this reply:
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Good day to you sir! My name is xxxxxxx. A man named gave me your address, told me you were a very good bar! I was asking for a property broker at the time, so I'm not sure why he sent me the e-mail of a bar. Are you selling the bar perhaps? That would make sense.
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x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes)
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:55 am |
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This is so cool and has endless possibilities. Acquire a bar and then perhaps expand the business into a strip club or casino. It's easy money mate! |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:18 pm |
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Just make sure there's a Western Union agent on site and you'll make a killing! |
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~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
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"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:22 pm |
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A porpoise bar you say? I'll drink to that! |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:02 pm |
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_________________ x10 x3 x5
x4 (2 MIA) x lots
BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:49 am |
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So you've been called to the bar... well, when do we get to see your bar certificate? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:55 am |
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everybody stop joking around, this is serious.
@unclened, the important question is, Do eater members get a discount?
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:59 am |
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Will you allow underage drinking? |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:46 am |
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^ That's what I wanna' know... |
_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:35 pm |
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B. A. Ware wrote: |
@unclened, the important question is, Do eater members get a discount? |
Every eater member gets free glasses of my best Cognac or Champagne! And no ID checks! |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:37 pm |
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^^I think you need to get some pics of this bar from your lad. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:51 pm |
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^^^
The bar owner hasn't replied yet. I think he's trying to find the "African bar manager selling his property" script. |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:48 pm |
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Do lads get any discounts? How about a special $400 carrier fee, per drink...
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_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:23 pm |
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That guy never replied to me, but I'm using the modality successfully on 2 others.
Hopefully I'll have some pictures in a few days. |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes)
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Awesome! Are you going to be able to have the lad spend any money on it? Why not have him find a contractor for you and get a quote. You could even have him buy some lumber, and (not) pay him back later... That kind of thing might be illegal though. |
_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:15 am |
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One guy, I think in RL, is really broke. I don't see him giving me pictures, he probably can't afford it. Instead he found a local property website and sent me a dozen pages of a hotel from it, and then demanded $1,000 payment. Cheeky bugger. I'm gonna try to convince him to send pictures of the place he told me about originally, or just go on him. It's really funny because I'm threatening to use the website he gave me rather than go through him. He really shot himself in the foot with that one.
The other target says he found me the perfect place. His e-mail was basically "Yes, there is a nice place nearby. That will be $1,200 please." |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes)
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:19 am |
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It looks like I will be renting land near the Ghana stadium for the African Cup in 2008 |
There is a lot of mileage to be gained here.
The possibility of a lad actually making a legit income out of this.
Eater T-shirts, Eater burgers, Eater Hot Dogs.
The list is endless.
Eater potato, Eater carrot Eater .... |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:26 pm |
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The property broker, after learning that I wouldn't pay $1200 for such a useless consultation sent me three pictures of three different properties, after telling me that there was only one availible.
No important information like price, location, size, number/types of rooms, etc. Also none of them were bars, they were high class homes. I slapped him and sent this to the guy who gave me the address:
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That property consultant who you directed me to is an idiot. Do you know of any brokers who aren't retarded? |
My other contact is a bit slow to reply, but other baiters have him filling out dozens of forms for them, which explains it. |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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e6ffdyr0
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2297
Location: Argabuthon
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:07 pm |
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@UncleNed & all the others
be aware that this particular lad is aware of the eater. Probably only via a search engine, I doubt he comes here to read all the threads. But do not post thimgs that could ruin your bait if typed into google by the lad. Use masking Or even better post to eamonn's mod section |
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i DEY SHIT ON UR PAPA AND UR MAMA HEAD. iNSHORT I GO ASK RAT TO SHIT INSIDE THERE MOUTHS IF U KNOW DEY CAREFUL. AND U GO ROAT IN HELL FIRE YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMI;LY. (tunde aramide)
11x
Tamale -> Accra (4hm3d R4y4n K4d1r1)
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J0shua Al4mu Th0mas & K3lvin Oz1ri (both courtesy of Prudential Ltd.)
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:23 pm |
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Yeah, I've edited a few bits above and will be changing the name of the thread, I wasn't aware that he knew about Eater when we started talking.
Pictures are being uploaded and will be posted on Eamonn's within the hour. |
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x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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terazzi
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Dec 2006
Posts: 370
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:10 pm |
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get a picture of him throwing out the first drunk. |
_________________ "IF YOU STILL SAY YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INFECTING SANDRA WITH HIV, THEN ACCEPT TO GO FOR A TEST.
USELESS ILLITERATE POOR CASANOVA BASTARD" - A1bert H@rry
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