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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:44 am |
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For over three months, some of my characters ran a computer supply bait with the "Nigerian Government". The contract eventually aborted.
The scammer has now re emerged, and approached me with a proposition for a Gold Trading venture because of our "integrity".
His English has improved markedly.
I don't believe he realises we were all part of the same team.
Desmond Paker <[email protected]> hide details 2:02 am (8 hours ago)
to afferbeck****gmail.com
date Jul 29, 2007 2:02 AM
subject Reply
signed-by yahoo.com
mailed-by yahoo.com
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Dear W****** S*******,
I am Mr Desmond Paker the one that introduced you to a computer contract that eventually didn�t materialize. It was unfortunate that the ministry didn�t award you the contract even after all my endeavors to see that the contract was awarded to you. Due to the delay of my recommended company in meeting up with the requirements of the ministry, they decided to award the contract to another person and settled me on commission basis.
After considering all the enthusiasm and eagerness you demonstrated towards getting that contract, and the way you portrayed the acumen of an intellectual businessman, I decided to introduce you to another business that can still fetch you a lot of money.
You know that My beloved country Ghana is blessed with many mineral resources mostly GOLD. You can remember that the name of my country was GOLD COAST before the colonial era, but it was latter changed to Ghana after independence.
I want to inform you that the parent company to my company shipped 40 kilos of gold dust to New Jersey USA, for their buyer but the buyer is owing them a huge amount of money already and still wants to owe them more the name of our parent company in question is ALKEBULAN MINES GHANA LIMITED. The company has decided to cancel his order and has also decided to look for a new buyer for the consignment at the cost of $10,000 per kilo but the buyer has to pay the shipping agent that shipped the consignment to USA $50,000 for the shipping charges of delivering the consignment from Ghana to New Jersey.
This may not fall within the spectrum of your business but you can still strike it and make your profit and continue with whatever business you specialize in. Or you can even look for one who deals on gold at USA or any country,one who can handle the business well, just introduce him to the company and they shall sell the gold to him and give you your commission.
Upon your response, I shall give you the contact of the company�s shipping agent in New Jersey for you to talk with him and for him to let you see the goods too.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Mr Desmond Paker. |
Who could resist a deal like that? |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:05 am |
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Affer,
You should jump on this deal fast. It's the kind of thing that only happens once in a lifetime. Besides, what could go wrong. The gold is already in the U.S.
The only bad thing that I can see is that you may have to go to New Jersey. |
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magildo
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 178
Location: faux-located
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:42 am |
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I briefly baited Dessie for the computer contract, too. As luck would have it, I got the same Gold scam today.
Let me know if you can picture a joint bait. |
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Fer-de-Lance
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
Posts: 70
Location: Paradise Lost
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:57 am |
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Hi Afferbeck,
With current gold prices at British Pounds 10,457.96 per Kilogram, this is a sweetheart deal! This is purposely done to make that USD$50,000 shipping cost appear insignificant.
If you now turn some of this gold into nano-rods for cancer treatment, you could triple your investment, or more:
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/03/060314233840.htm |
Maybe your moogie boy would like in on your new business venture and waive the shipping charges? Possibilities are endless!
Fer-de-Lance |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:53 am |
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I got it from him as well. Hadn't heard from him in a month and a half. He's a persistent bugger. |
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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Location: Wide open spaces
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:30 am |
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To all Posters
A joint bait sounds fine. This guy never goes for peanuts.only big stuff.
I can't get over his improvement in English, FDL, I've got a spare copy of the mail, I 'll forward it to TDL's account.
If he wants a memorandum of understanding, accept it, and we'll get our lawyers to vet it in our favour.
One of my characters actually got the contact, and declined it. Here is the cerificate of award
http://s207.photobucket.com/albums/bb256/afferbeck123/?action=view¤t=AWARDCERT-2.jpg
That was the one for 10,000,000 pieces |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:11 pm |
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Righto!
I've set the ball rolling to keep the lines open. Who's next?
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Dear Desmond
It's really good to hear from you again. How are you, well I hope? What have you been doing with yourself? I often wondered who got the computer contract, but it really looked like it was too big for us to handle.
Also there was a lot of politics here with takeovers etc.
Desmond, I don't really trade in gold myself, but I have two colleagues who specialise in Gold Trading. They buy wholesale, usually from the continent, and resell in smaller lots to a network of smaller buyers. usually jewellery manufacturers and the like.
At a quick calculation, the purchase would cost in the vicinity of $500,000 dollars. which is not beyond them financially, as they have bought in much larger quantities from time to time.
What is the assay result on this particular shipment, and have all import and customs fees been paid?
Is there any likelihood of future business?
We can handle this two ways, I can either put them in touch with you, or I can give you their email addresses.
Which would you prefer?
Please get back to me, and we may set the ball rolling.
Kind Regards
Arnold Patton |
This should keep him interested |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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magildo
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2007
Posts: 178
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:41 am |
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How convenient. My character specializes in alluvial gold dust and small scale smelting projects in the developing world.
I think he's claiming the gold is in New Jersey but a smelting project in Ghana seems much more appropriate.
Maybe a reverse public offering of his mining company on the Over-the-counter bulletin board stock exchange. Of course, he'd have to fill out the SEC registration forms. |
_________________ Bangkok -> Phuket (via bus) "i used my last money to pay for one day hotel accormodation fees with hope that you will arrive in Phuket"
Lagos -> Abuja "U just make me look stupid Alfred to all the receiption at Hilton Transcorp Hotel yesterday.."
"they have started beating the elderly boy that followed us and even seized that sign post." Larry |
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:00 am |
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Hi Magildo !
Go for it. Any of us get in trouble, we can always try another ploy. One thing I know about Desmond. he'll stick like glue while he thinks there's a payday ahead.
Don't be surprised if he intoduces his other characters. Moeller and Philip.
Philip is the next president you realise, and he likes a bit of womanising. I had to kill my female character off as he was driving her mad. |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:54 am |
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This just in from our friend Desmond
Desmond Paker <[email protected]> hide details 1:33 am (9 hours ago)
to [email protected]
date Aug 8, 2007 1:33 AM
subject Reply asap.
signed-by yahoo.com
mailed-by yahoo.com
Dear Wxxxxx Sxxxxxxxxx,
How is life and business over there, I hope all is well. I am writing you this email to know your state of mind concerning the gold transaction I proposed to you. Are interested? or not. Please And let me know you mind in time so that I can know what to tell the company. The are seriously disturbing me about the buyers because when I heard from the company that they wanted to sell their gold they have shipped to the USA to another buyer, I told them that I have a friend with whom I have done business before and whom I can also trust, I told them to give me sometime to contact him and know if he buy gold.
In my first email regarding this gold proposal, I made you to understand that my reason for contacting or initiating you into this transaction is because of the way you enthusiastically endeavored to win that past contract which eventually became futile. Now I want to prove it to you that I am not a joker, and for you to know that the fact that the first business I introduced you did not materialize does not mean other future businesses wont be viable. I am a business man, I have a lot of business connections.
All I want from you whenever I introduce you to any business is to open up and tell me your mind, if you are interested in the business or not.
Please this business is not by force, you have the right to tell me you are not interested maybe because it does not fall within the spectrum of your business or any other reason. Just let me know your mind so that I can know what to tell the company,whether they would sell their goods or keep it for you.
Best Regards
Mr Desmond Paker.
Do you want to take it from here? If he runs true to form every recipient of the original will get a reply today. |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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