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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:09 pm |
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I wonder if he went back to Aba. He listed that as his real address when he applied to the pork pie company.
Big suprise, he's still not coming clean. He mailed from Dubai on the 5th. There's no way he was in Nigeria on the 4th.
Ask to see his exit and entry stamp in his passport to verify the dates |
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(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:40 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
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they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose |
Why on earth would the authorities think that?
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I'm guessing that this whole thing was a lot more interesting than the typical day at the US Embassy. Whomever he was talking to must have been waiting to be told that he was going to be on Candid Camera.
Looking back on the dates he left the hotel, he checked out the day after G3orge called him and gave him his room number. A shame G3orge is dead, I could have scared this bugger enough that he'd hide out in Antarctica to stay safe. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Couldn't you bring him back from the dead? Perhaps it wasn't George, but a 'ringer' who was whacked. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:47 pm |
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Well, Ed has emailed the 7...Dragons.. In response to that nice little convo that Mr. B3ll0 sent him......Don't know why Ed seems a bit buggered over this....I thought my email was quite nice....
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My Amingo,
I wish you luck..But I promise you,I will get you.There is nowhere to hide.The world is such a small place.Right now,I can hit your very close pal that lives in somewhere in the eastern part of Nigeria.But I've a human heart.Iam not an animal like you.The guy no do me anything.You believe that you are invincible.My friend let tell you something nobody be superman.I just pity you.Wahala dey ehin own you go look for am..I just pity you.You put hope for that your dirty organisation..I know say you dey into human ritual and all other attrocities.Abi na all these white wey dey stuff into your brain dey dey high you..Your highness go clear just now.You believe all these things go save you.My guy,you are making the greatest mistake of your life.I be small boy abi..Aha ha..we go see very soon.Just forget Nigeria,don't ever in your life think of coming back.My guy,you don price you go pay dearly.Just dey tear mouth..You regret ever knowing me.I give my word.You know be God,no you send me or Amy come this world.
I don dey Port Harcourt for the past three weeks.I dey my house for elimgbu..I believe you know the place.I beg come track me. I wait.Ready come oooh my guy.Anyway,you owe me and you pay any how..Na you go use your leg go bring Amy come..We go see whether you get level..My guy just dey impersonate dey go.I see your email address.You say you be aye abi.Where you for bam?..Who bam you?.."Jew man..Jew Jew mee mee".My guy enjoy..I dey come for you very soon.Note,"Never you under estimate your fellow guy...Never". |
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M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:27 pm |
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mr. mugu wrote: |
I wonder if he went back to Aba. He listed that as his real address when he applied to the pork pie company.
Big suprise, he's still not coming clean. He mailed from Dubai on the 5th. There's no way he was in Nigeria on the 4th.
Ask to see his exit and entry stamp in his passport to verify the dates |
Excuse me if I got this wrong, but isn't Ed a practitioner of the Muslim faith? I don't want to appear as a bigot but isn't "PORK" a forbidden food? If Ed is a Muslim then why is he involved with the "Pork Pie Company"?
{translation for the non-English speaking mugus in the audience}
excuse mi i got dis wrong, but isnt ed di practitioner of di muslim faith? i no wan fo show face as di bigot but isnt "pork" di forbidden food? ed dey di muslim den say wetin dey e involved wit di "pork pie company" ? |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:38 pm |
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I want you to settle them on my behalf and most importantly clear my name |
Of course, inorder to remove his name from the international database of dodgy travellers, he has to appear in person in front of a Singaporean magistrate and plead his case. I'm sure his lawyer will set it all up so he just has to turn up and smile. What could be simpler? |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:43 pm |
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Excuse me if I got this wrong, but isn't Ed a practitioner of the Muslim faith? |
Nope, he never said he was a Muslim, he claimed to be a Pentecostal Christian. I don't know if he was lying, but I think it's safe to assume that he is not a Muslim. He said he was Igbo to PDS' baiter character, which we assume to be correct because he's from Southern Nigeria. Igbos are generally raised Christians or Jewish, but mostly Christian. The muslims are mostly from the North, and thought very little of by the Igbo people. |
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x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:38 am |
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@UncleNed
Thanks for the clarification. So I'm making a wild guess that he is Jewish going by the last part of his statement to Eliza.
If he is Jewish then he is in violation of the Torah (instead of the Koran); in either case, his indiscretions should be exploited, not to mention that he has been conducting business on the Christian Sabbath (and the Muslin Sabbath, and the Jewish Sabbath). I could go on but that would be overkill. LMAO |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:44 am |
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^^^^^ Nah, he claims to be Christian. From an email to one of Eliza's characters way back on page 53:
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First,I want you to know Iam a christain.Iam of the Pentecostal denomination. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:45 am |
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Ed is a Christian, well, by baptism anyway. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:55 am |
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Good enough for me. Ed has broken at least 1 of the 10 Christian Commandments, and it is written that if you break any of the commandments then you break all of them (according to Jesus). I would rag him on those issues and get him flustered even more! |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:03 am |
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They were mad at me,they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose |
- Very true...Police reported him to ICA.
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I was escorted by the police.They asked me never to come back to singapore again |
- Very true - ICA went to find him after Singapore police reported him to the ICA.
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I left my lugage at the airport out of fear. |
- Possibly driven to the airport for him but he would have to pay the outstanding hostel bill to take it with him. More likely he left the stuff at the hostel. If he left it at the airport they would have shut the airport down due to "suspicious" unclaimed luggage lying around...LOL!!!
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I overstayed and that Iam owing any hotel bills.I want you to settle them on my behalf |
- Hmm...admission of truth here? LOL!!!
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My visa was scheduled to expire by 7th July,2007.I left singapore on the 3rd July |
- Very true....The ICA would forward date stamp his Singapore exit visa when deported just to make sure another country accepted him and wouldn't send him back to Singapore before his details were entered in the "undesirable" data base. I still think he was in Singapore until at least the 4th of July. It's only a 5 hour flight to Dubai...not a 36 hour flight to Dubai.
Please send all your Lads to Singapore. They are just so Lad friendly here... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:28 am |
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Right now these developments are neck in neck with jojo's Great Public Transport African Safari for laughing out loud moments.
As much as we're told 3d is boring as bat sh*t it's so hard to believe after these wonderful adventures he keeps getting himself into.
I kind of see him as the yin to Tintin's yang. |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:39 am |
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Singapore is going to become a favoured lad destination as far as I'm concerned. The police must've guessed this was a baited lad, don't you think?
Mind Freak wrote: |
Good enough for me. Ed has broken at least 1 of the 10 Christian Commandments, and it is written that if you break any of the commandments then you break all of them (according to Jesus). I would rag him on those issues and get him flustered even more! |
Lads get that all the time. Their position is indefensible, so they don't bother to deal with that. It's easier not to, and lads always take the easy option. Lads who dutifully go to church every Sunday and profess Christianity happily return to the cybercafe on Monday to rip off a church. Go figure. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:28 pm |
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^^^ Very true. If you convince a scammer that you are also a lad they often ask Jesus blessing in their work. Last time I looked "Thou shall not steal" was one of them there commandments. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:35 pm |
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Every good Christian knows that the commandants are only guidlines! |
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x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:00 pm |
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Well, U$m4n has emailed Ed back - - some copies and pastes from some various posts here - along with a few extra things I decided to add (example is the end of that last line:
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NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU U MUMU PASS YOURSELF. ODE BURUKU, OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH, AMU NNAGI, IGBU NNEGI, FOOL LIKE YOU!
MU JUJU NWOKE. GI NGHOGBU UMU NWOKE NA GI WERE EGO.
* MU TINYE ABUMONU NA GI.
* TAA KAIBU AHU IKE.
* ECHI GI WETA AFO OWUWU.
* OZO OTU UBOCHI GI COMPUTA DA NA GI NA OKU KPO-OKU GI JENDA.
* OZO OTU UBOCHI ONWU EKENE GI OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GI JUJU INWE MBA MPUTARA NA MU. MU NJIKWATA BENIN NA NAIJA.
MU INWE NA ATO NDE DOLLA. GI MBA NZIZO NA MU.
MAN FROM DATE LINE NBC CHRIS HANSEN VISIT U AND U PASS OOOO
U BI DAUGHTER OF MERMAID DRINKING URINE FROM COMMERCIAL BUS.
YOU ARE A MUMU,
AND THAT IS WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ONE CENT
FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE YOU. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE
YOU THAT GO TO OKIJA SHRINE TO DO RITUALS FOR MONEY.
ONYE IBERIBE, NWA ONYE ASHAWO, HOLIGAN,OZUH,NKITA,YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VAGABONS AND OSU AND UMEH. NDI ARA
CHINEKE KPOROKU. YOU WILL DIE A POOR MAN. YOU CAN
NEVER MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS AND YOUR
GENERATION WILL BE SERVANTS TO PEOPLE LIKE US.
OHU LIKE YOU,ALL YOUR SISTERS MUST DIE AS ASHAWO AND
YOUR BROTHERS ALAYE. SHE NA OFF SHORE YOU DEY, YOU
MUST NOT COME BACK ALIFE. YOU WILL COME BACK IN A
COFINE, YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT ENJOY THE RICHES OF A SON
AND AM SURE SHE IS ALREADY A WIDOW THAT WILL BE A
LAUGHING STOCK TO ORTHERS IN THE VILLAGE.
YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH AND THE DOGS WILL EAT
YOUR FLESH. BASTARD IDIOT. SON OF A NO BODY.YOU WILL
REMAIN CURSED FOREVER, THAT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN
CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE FOOD AGAIN AMEN.
IbuZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA
MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU,
ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM
AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO
NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA
NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI
AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI .
SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU .
NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO
IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM
UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH AUGUST. LIE
GI NA 25TH.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A MOTHER THATS WHY YOU ARE ABUSING
YOUR STUPID PROSTITUTE BITCH MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU, YOU ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND, INFACT YOU ARE THE
BIGGEST MAGA, YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING IN VAIN , NO
MONEY WILL EVER COME YOUR WAY YOU WILL DIE A POOR CHURCH RAT
INSTEAD U WILL BE LOSING ANYTHING U EVER GET TO ASHAWO
LIKE UR MAMA, ILLITERATE FOOLS, ALSO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND
LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND WRITE ENGLISH OK, NO WONDER YOU NEVER
GET MONEY, AND AS FOR YOUR MOTHER SHE STILL DEY HUSTLE FOR
STREET DEY LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FO
2 NAIRA.MUMUMUMUMUMMUU LIKE U , UR PAPA NA EWU,
BASTARD. U GO DIE SOON U HEAR ME, INFACT THIS NIGHT
U GO SLEEP U NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN .
U ARE NOTING BUT EMPTY BALLON,IDIOT OF U BECAUSE I AM ALREADY
A BIGGER BOI OK IF I SEE U I WILL DILL WITH U OK.
GO AND HUZZLE LIKE STREET BOYS OF UR TYPE WE ARE DEY PEOPLE
GOD HAS BLESS IN THIS JOB OK.
GO FUCK U MOTHER. THERE IS ONE ADVICE FOR U THOUGH, U WILL DIE BY NEXT
MONTH. REASON IS THAT I AM GO TO THE SHRINE IN UR VILLAGE TO
GIVE UR THE BEST SWEAR U CAN EVER IMAGINE. I AM A WORSHIPER
OF THAT SHRINE AFTER RIVER NIGER. UR MAMA, UR PAPA, UR UNBORN
CHILDREN AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION WILL BE SLAVES TO THOSE WHOM
THEY HATE TILL THE END OF THIS GENERATION.
THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR U. FUCKIN BASTARD WHO SUCK MONKEY PUSSY. |
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:11 pm |
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U BI DAUGHTER OF MERMAID DRINKING URINE FROM COMMERCIAL BUS. |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:34 pm |
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@Homer, I have it on good authority that George _Minoski_ was killed. Amy couldn't tell because both men had their heads covered. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:14 am |
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NOTE TO PDS, Mr. Mugu, and other baiters of Ed.......
please hold off on anything that could make Ed twig - we have to make sure he is in full trust of Fr.J.Black, as I think Ed REALLY HAS come through for us.....
Sit on the edge of your seat....and grab the popcorn.....ED....The gift that just keeps giving....may be "wrapping" his next gift to us right now.....
We all know - Ed has been needing a fire lit under his ass.
He's said he's done something for Father_John_Black_ but nothing has shown up in that email yet.
So I wanted to just light that fire under his ass. Of course by sharing this convo wiht you, you get a little hint of what he's had to do......but you do NOT know the instructions he was given
There's nothing like hearing Amy cry to get Ed worried...
http://media.putfile.com/amy-7-28-call-419-scammer-ed |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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I don't know how you do that, Eliza! You're a natural actress. But you scare me. I bet there isn't any guy you can't wrap around your finger. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Well done Eliza, well done indeed! |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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I bet there isn't any guy you can't wrap around your finger |
Me, I cant stand winy girls
Well done Lizzy |
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Red Dawn
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Jul 2007
Posts: 6
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They dont worship god like we worship god |
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