Third Anniversary Safari - (Video p. 63)

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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:09 pm

I wonder if he went back to Aba. He listed that as his real address when he applied to the pork pie company.
Big suprise, he's still not coming clean. He mailed from Dubai on the 5th. There's no way he was in Nigeria on the 4th.
Ask to see his exit and entry stamp in his passport to verify the dates Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:40 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Ed wrote:

they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose

Why on earth would the authorities think that?

I'm guessing that this whole thing was a lot more interesting than the typical day at the US Embassy. Whomever he was talking to must have been waiting to be told that he was going to be on Candid Camera.

Looking back on the dates he left the hotel, he checked out the day after G3orge called him and gave him his room number. A shame G3orge is dead, I could have scared this bugger enough that he'd hide out in Antarctica to stay safe.

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:14 pm

Couldn't you bring him back from the dead? Perhaps it wasn't George, but a 'ringer' who was whacked.

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:47 pm

Well, Ed has emailed the 7...Dragons.. In response to that nice little convo that Mr. B3ll0 sent him......Don't know why Ed seems a bit buggered over this....I thought my email was quite nice....

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My Amingo,
I wish you luck..But I promise you,I will get you.There is nowhere to hide.The world is such a small place.Right now,I can hit your very close pal that lives in somewhere in the eastern part of Nigeria.But I've a human heart.Iam not an animal like you.The guy no do me anything.You believe that you are invincible.My friend let tell you something nobody be superman.I just pity you.Wahala dey ehin own you go look for am..I just pity you.You put hope for that your dirty organisation..I know say you dey into human ritual and all other attrocities.Abi na all these white wey dey stuff into your brain dey dey high you..Your highness go clear just now.You believe all these things go save you.My guy,you are making the greatest mistake of your life.I be small boy abi..Aha ha..we go see very soon.Just forget Nigeria,don't ever in your life think of coming back.My guy,you don price you go pay dearly.Just dey tear mouth..You regret ever knowing me.I give my word.You know be God,no you send me or Amy come this world.
I don dey Port Harcourt for the past three weeks.I dey my house for elimgbu..I believe you know the place.I beg come track me. I wait.Ready come oooh my guy.Anyway,you owe me and you pay any how..Na you go use your leg go bring Amy come..We go see whether you get level..My guy just dey impersonate dey go.I see your email address.You say you be aye abi.Where you for bam?..Who bam you?.."Jew man..Jew Jew mee mee".My guy enjoy..I dey come for you very soon.Note,"Never you under estimate your fellow guy...Never".

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:27 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

I wonder if he went back to Aba. He listed that as his real address when he applied to the pork pie company.
Big suprise, he's still not coming clean. He mailed from Dubai on the 5th. There's no way he was in Nigeria on the 4th.
Ask to see his exit and entry stamp in his passport to verify the dates Twisted Evil

Excuse me if I got this wrong, but isn't Ed a practitioner of the Muslim faith? I don't want to appear as a bigot but isn't "PORK" a forbidden food? If Ed is a Muslim then why is he involved with the "Pork Pie Company"?

{translation for the non-English speaking mugus in the audience}

excuse mi i got dis wrong, but isnt ed di practitioner of di muslim faith? i no wan fo show face as di bigot but isnt "pork" di forbidden food? ed dey di muslim den say wetin dey e involved wit di "pork pie company" ? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:38 pm

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I want you to settle them on my behalf and most importantly clear my name

Of course, inorder to remove his name from the international database of dodgy travellers, he has to appear in person in front of a Singaporean magistrate and plead his case. I'm sure his lawyer will set it all up so he just has to turn up and smile. What could be simpler?

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:43 pm

Quote:

Excuse me if I got this wrong, but isn't Ed a practitioner of the Muslim faith?

Nope, he never said he was a Muslim, he claimed to be a Pentecostal Christian. I don't know if he was lying, but I think it's safe to assume that he is not a Muslim. He said he was Igbo to PDS' baiter character, which we assume to be correct because he's from Southern Nigeria. Igbos are generally raised Christians or Jewish, but mostly Christian. The muslims are mostly from the North, and thought very little of by the Igbo people.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:38 am

@UncleNed
Thanks for the clarification. So I'm making a wild guess that he is Jewish going by the last part of his statement to Eliza.

Exclamation

If he is Jewish then he is in violation of the Torah (instead of the Koran); in either case, his indiscretions should be exploited, not to mention that he has been conducting business on the Christian Sabbath (and the Muslin Sabbath, and the Jewish Sabbath). I could go on but that would be overkill. LMAO banghead

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:44 am

^^^^^ Nah, he claims to be Christian. From an email to one of Eliza's characters way back on page 53:

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First,I want you to know Iam a christain.Iam of the Pentecostal denomination.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:45 am

Ed is a Christian, well, by baptism anyway.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:55 am

Good enough for me. Ed has broken at least 1 of the 10 Christian Commandments, and it is written that if you break any of the commandments then you break all of them (according to Jesus). I would rag him on those issues and get him flustered even more! Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:03 am

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They were mad at me,they thought I led them into a chase of a wild goose

- Very true...Police reported him to ICA.

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I was escorted by the police.They asked me never to come back to singapore again

- Very true - ICA went to find him after Singapore police reported him to the ICA.

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I left my lugage at the airport out of fear.

- Possibly driven to the airport for him but he would have to pay the outstanding hostel bill to take it with him. More likely he left the stuff at the hostel. If he left it at the airport they would have shut the airport down due to "suspicious" unclaimed luggage lying around...LOL!!!

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I overstayed and that Iam owing any hotel bills.I want you to settle them on my behalf

- Hmm...admission of truth here? LOL!!!

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My visa was scheduled to expire by 7th July,2007.I left singapore on the 3rd July

- Very true....The ICA would forward date stamp his Singapore exit visa when deported just to make sure another country accepted him and wouldn't send him back to Singapore before his details were entered in the "undesirable" data base. I still think he was in Singapore until at least the 4th of July. It's only a 5 hour flight to Dubai...not a 36 hour flight to Dubai.

Please send all your Lads to Singapore. They are just so Lad friendly here... Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:28 am

Right now these developments are neck in neck with jojo's Great Public Transport African Safari for laughing out loud moments.

As much as we're told 3d is boring as bat sh*t it's so hard to believe after these wonderful adventures he keeps getting himself into.

I kind of see him as the yin to Tintin's yang. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:39 am

Singapore is going to become a favoured lad destination as far as I'm concerned. The police must've guessed this was a baited lad, don't you think?

Mind Freak wrote:

Good enough for me. Ed has broken at least 1 of the 10 Christian Commandments, and it is written that if you break any of the commandments then you break all of them (according to Jesus). I would rag him on those issues and get him flustered even more! Wink

Lads get that all the time. Their position is indefensible, so they don't bother to deal with that. It's easier not to, and lads always take the easy option. Lads who dutifully go to church every Sunday and profess Christianity happily return to the cybercafe on Monday to rip off a church. Go figure.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:28 pm

^^^ Very true. If you convince a scammer that you are also a lad they often ask Jesus blessing in their work. Last time I looked "Thou shall not steal" was one of them there commandments.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:35 pm

Every good Christian knows that the commandants are only guidlines!

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:00 pm

Well, U$m4n has emailed Ed back - - some copies and pastes from some various posts here - along with a few extra things I decided to add (example is the end of that last line:

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NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU U MUMU PASS YOURSELF. ODE BURUKU, OLOSHE, OLORIBU, IYALAYAEH, AMU NNAGI, IGBU NNEGI, FOOL LIKE YOU!

MU JUJU NWOKE. GI NGHOGBU UMU NWOKE NA GI WERE EGO.

* MU TINYE ABUMONU NA GI.
* TAA KAIBU AHU IKE.
* ECHI GI WETA AFO OWUWU.
* OZO OTU UBOCHI GI COMPUTA DA NA GI NA OKU KPO-OKU GI JENDA.
* OZO OTU UBOCHI ONWU EKENE GI OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

GI JUJU INWE MBA MPUTARA NA MU. MU NJIKWATA BENIN NA NAIJA.

MU INWE NA ATO NDE DOLLA. GI MBA NZIZO NA MU.

MAN FROM DATE LINE NBC CHRIS HANSEN VISIT U AND U PASS OOOO

U BI DAUGHTER OF MERMAID DRINKING URINE FROM COMMERCIAL BUS.

YOU ARE A MUMU,

AND THAT IS WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ONE CENT
FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE YOU. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE
YOU THAT GO TO OKIJA SHRINE TO DO RITUALS FOR MONEY.

ONYE IBERIBE, NWA ONYE ASHAWO, HOLIGAN,OZUH,NKITA,YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VAGABONS AND OSU AND UMEH. NDI ARA
CHINEKE KPOROKU. YOU WILL DIE A POOR MAN. YOU CAN
NEVER MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS AND YOUR
GENERATION WILL BE SERVANTS TO PEOPLE LIKE US.

OHU LIKE YOU,ALL YOUR SISTERS MUST DIE AS ASHAWO AND
YOUR BROTHERS ALAYE. SHE NA OFF SHORE YOU DEY, YOU
MUST NOT COME BACK ALIFE. YOU WILL COME BACK IN A
COFINE, YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT ENJOY THE RICHES OF A SON
AND AM SURE SHE IS ALREADY A WIDOW THAT WILL BE A
LAUGHING STOCK TO ORTHERS IN THE VILLAGE.

YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH AND THE DOGS WILL EAT
YOUR FLESH. BASTARD IDIOT. SON OF A NO BODY.YOU WILL
REMAIN CURSED FOREVER, THAT YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU USE IN
CAUSING OTHERS, MAY IT NEVER TASTE FOOD AGAIN AMEN.

IbuZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA
MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU,
ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM
AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO
NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA

NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI
AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI .
SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU .
NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO
IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM
UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH AUGUST. LIE
GI NA 25TH.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE A MOTHER THATS WHY YOU ARE ABUSING
YOUR STUPID PROSTITUTE BITCH MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU, YOU ARE A WASTE TO MANKIND, INFACT YOU ARE THE
BIGGEST MAGA, YOU WILL CONTINUE WORKING IN VAIN , NO
MONEY WILL EVER COME YOUR WAY YOU WILL DIE A POOR CHURCH RAT
INSTEAD U WILL BE LOSING ANYTHING U EVER GET TO ASHAWO
LIKE UR MAMA, ILLITERATE FOOLS, ALSO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND
LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND WRITE ENGLISH OK, NO WONDER YOU NEVER
GET MONEY, AND AS FOR YOUR MOTHER SHE STILL DEY HUSTLE FOR
STREET DEY LOOK FOR WHO GO FUCK HER WRINKLED OLD PUSSY FO
2 NAIRA.MUMUMUMUMUMMUU LIKE U , UR PAPA NA EWU,
BASTARD. U GO DIE SOON U HEAR ME, INFACT THIS NIGHT
U GO SLEEP U NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN .

U ARE NOTING BUT EMPTY BALLON,IDIOT OF U BECAUSE I AM ALREADY
A BIGGER BOI OK IF I SEE U I WILL DILL WITH U OK.
GO AND HUZZLE LIKE STREET BOYS OF UR TYPE WE ARE DEY PEOPLE
GOD HAS BLESS IN THIS JOB OK.

GO FUCK U MOTHER. THERE IS ONE ADVICE FOR U THOUGH, U WILL DIE BY NEXT
MONTH. REASON IS THAT I AM GO TO THE SHRINE IN UR VILLAGE TO
GIVE UR THE BEST SWEAR U CAN EVER IMAGINE. I AM A WORSHIPER
OF THAT SHRINE AFTER RIVER NIGER. UR MAMA, UR PAPA, UR UNBORN
CHILDREN AND UR ENTIRE GENERATION WILL BE SLAVES TO THOSE WHOM
THEY HATE TILL THE END OF THIS GENERATION.

THIS IS MY PRAYERS FOR U. FUCKIN BASTARD WHO SUCK MONKEY PUSSY.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:11 pm

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U BI DAUGHTER OF MERMAID DRINKING URINE FROM COMMERCIAL BUS.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:34 pm

@Homer, I have it on good authority that George _Minoski_ was killed. Amy couldn't tell because both men had their heads covered. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:14 am

NOTE TO PDS, Mr. Mugu, and other baiters of Ed.......

please hold off on anything that could make Ed twig - we have to make sure he is in full trust of Fr.J.Black, as I think Ed REALLY HAS come through for us.....

Sit on the edge of your seat....and grab the popcorn.....ED....The gift that just keeps giving....may be "wrapping" his next gift to us right now.....

We all know - Ed has been needing a fire lit under his ass.

He's said he's done something for Father_John_Black_ but nothing has shown up in that email yet.

So I wanted to just light that fire under his ass. Of course by sharing this convo wiht you, you get a little hint of what he's had to do......but you do NOT know the instructions he was given Twisted Evil

There's nothing like hearing Amy cry to get Ed worried...

http://media.putfile.com/amy-7-28-call-419-scammer-ed