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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:51 am |
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I think this might be my best one yet. I'm going to ask about his gender issues in a most polite manner. If anyone else wants a go at him his addy is [email protected] 
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DEAR MR MAN,
LET ME INFORM YOU OF SOMETHING YOU REFUSE ACKNOWLEDGE SINCE YOU BIRTH I JUST GOT A COMFIMATION FROM YOUR DOCTOR AS I CHECKED YOUR PROFILE SO I SCRABBLED INTO IS EMAIL AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT FOOL, BASTARD, COME TO UK AND SUCK MY PUSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ASHOLE, IGNORANT FOOL, OGUN KILL YOUR PAPA FOR ROAD OLUKUN BURRY YOUR FOR ROAD
BASTARD...... ONE IMPORTANT FACT IS THAT SINCE YOU DID NOT FALL, YOUR WIFE WILL FALL OR YOUR MOTHER OR ONE DAY YOUR CHILDREN..... BIG BOOSTER HEAD................ COME SUCK MY DICK IDIOT |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:09 am |
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It seems that you have an hermaphroditic lad there.  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:15 am |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:22 am |
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Booster Head???? BOOSTER Head???
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:11 am |
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Good Work Jose!!
I loved the Booster head comment.
I think I have a new nickname for you!  |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:33 am |
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He wrote it all in caps too! 
He must have been really annoyed...
I think I would ignore this little tirade (like with Trolls) and see if that gets him all the more worked up. Carry on as if you never got it.  |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:46 am |
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CAPSLOCK:
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
I love ignoring random segments of their emails! What's that? Time for payment? Suddenly I've forgotten your instructions from the past four emails. You'll have to verify all this info again. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:32 am |
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Booster head! That's gonna be a favorite of mine. Are they made by Thiokol? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:46 am |
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Whatever it is you did to him to work him up into a state of gender confusion like that, excellent work!  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:07 am |
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| ...SO I SCRABBLED INTO IS EMAIL... |
Ask him how many points does hermaphrodite score?
The "Big Booster Head" insult is priceless. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:22 am |
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| ONE IMPORTANT FACT IS THAT SINCE YOU DID NOT FALL, YOUR WIFE WILL FALL OR YOUR MOTHER OR ONE DAY YOUR CHILDREN..... |
Tell him that your horse fell and he can't get up, can we now be friends? |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:46 pm |
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| OGUN KILL YOUR PAPA FOR ROAD OLUKUN BURRY YOUR FOR ROAD |
I'm not sure he is annoyed...
I think he's trying to tell you that in honour of your dead father, they are naming a road after him somewhere...
OH...and excellent Lad rant...plenty of siggy stuff there. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Paging Admin -- I think we have a new name for Jose.
EDIT: And so it is done! ! |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:59 pm |
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What a joyous way to begin the day! Big Booster Head! I love that. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:38 pm |
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mr razor;;all ur course go back for u 10 taim ooooooooo |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:17 pm |
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see now small boi for mak threat you na fin trouble at ever turn!! BOOSTER HEAD OHHHHH!!! |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:45 pm |
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OK...I'm a thick lad. Can someone translate BIG BOOSTER HEAD for me?
Enviable rant there, Jos�!  |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:00 pm |
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That just made me spray coffee...
Mods please make BIG BOOSTER HEAD his forum title. 
-edit- nevermind, it's done. Well earned. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:27 pm |
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That's so funny! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:53 pm |
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<br>Welcome to the club, JC. Some have greatness thrust upon them, the rest can only aspire to it.
Big Booster Head is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you can't beat a good bit of head. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:56 am |
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^^^ You might be a bit young if you need a booster. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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lotta giveth and Eight taketh away.  |
Oh well, since your lad made me chortle, you can take them back.
P.S. Since when did you start taking any notice of what I say? You sure didn't bother when I was mentoring you, which explains why you get great trophies, of course. |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:56 pm |
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Oh he's * It means: The God of Metal will kill your father and the God of thunder and lightning will bury you. He's pissed. lol |
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One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:05 pm |
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One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:36 am |
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WOOPS!  Been there, done that, NEVER AGAIN! |
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