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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:21 am |
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Hi again Shiver--
One more great effort by you in which a frustrated Lad ostensibly had to borrow money from his cohorts to give in to your requests----and I soooo hope it's true!
Brilliant work all the way by you. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:42 am |
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"Sorry, I'll send later by WU" ?  |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:34 am |
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 I guess he is not dead yet
When are you going to kill him? Can wait to see what he sent you
Always good to hear such good news from a lad |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:18 pm |
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OK, we're nearly done with the entire work. He has started to send in the final parts now, and I am hoping to have them all completed by late this evening. Time I revealed what I had this particular scammer do for me.
I thought about something that would be a time wasting exercise, but would not involve possibly innocent people having to spend money etc. What better than pretending to be the head of an Audio Visual company looking for people to help us provide talking books for the blind?!
Of course, having spoken to the scammer on the telephone for the past few weeks (even putting up with his diabolical female impressions!), I know 100% that the person speaking on the audio book is the scammer himself. Job done, no need for yet another "ethics" thread 
So, to tease you all a little more, here is the introduction part of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, as read by my curent scammer, "Kenneth". I chose HHGTTG for two reasons; the first being that is it one of my favourite old books, and the second being that it has lots of weird words to pronounce and it's fun to listen to Ken try to get his mouth around them!
Kenneth has now recorded the entire HHGTTG book for me, 80% of which is now in my possession, and the rest to be delivered later this evening.
Until I can provide you with the entire 35 chapters, this intro will have to suffice:
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY - INTRODUCTION (2meg MP3) |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:24 pm |
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The entire book. 
I think you could put that on a CD and sell it here. 
So what was the issue where you were 'killing him'? |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:26 pm |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I can't listen until I get home, unless you make a down loadable link Shiver, you great god of a man you.
Damn you Surf Control you are the devil!!! |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:29 pm |
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If it was on CD, I'd buy one to play in my car on a long drive. It just needs him to recreate 'Journey of the Sorcerer' on steel drums or something.
I'd like to hear him do Marvin. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:30 pm |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:01 pm |
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He gets all thoughtful when he reads 'small, green pieces of paper' |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:05 pm |
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I'm not sure about the revisions he's made.
Apparently, the girl with the great idea for a better Earth was now sitting in a small cave in Rickmansworth. What kind of social commentary is he trying to make about Rickmansworth, I wonder? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:08 pm |
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I knew Douglas Adams. Not sure what he would have thought of baiting in general, but I think he would have liked that.
Nice one Shiver.
*Just noticed you are about to some kind of posting landmark in five posts time.  * |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:10 pm |
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Damn! Only one more file to go and this guy is dragging his feet. HURRY UP FELLA, I HAVE A BAIT TO PUBLISH! |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:12 pm |
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^Exactly!! Doesn't he understand I am waiting???  |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:52 pm |
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The entire book.
I think you could put that on a CD and sell it here.? |
I've a friend who would love that on CD. If there is any demmand or plans for adding this to the 'official 419eater' merchandise, put me down for 2 copies |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:24 pm |
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Yay! Shiver got the lad to do some community service. Perhaps you can offer them to book stores or senior homes for some book reading time. They would love to hear the lad read them a story.
Nice work!!!
I have a request... can we get Harry Potter series? |
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Da Mayor
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 305
Location: Your mother's house
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:25 pm |
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The king has done it again! Hahahahahahahaha |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:57 pm |
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I think this reading will be a good sleep aid, zzzzzz. LOL. Amazing |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:34 pm |
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Tell the mugu that the recording company has rejected the book.
Tell him to redo the project this time, he should practice before recording |
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Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:44 pm |
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Awesome!
I've never read the book myself, I'd love to have a scammer read it to me! |
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Mr�wan
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 4
Location: UK
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:13 am |
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Brilliant!
FiveForces - For the full genius of Adams' HHG, I'd recommend listening to the radio play instead...though perhaps not the one narrated by our friend here (may lose some of the fast-flowing wit). |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:15 am |
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Wow that's an awesome idea. I've been wanting to get audiobooks for the Harry Potter books, but they're like $200 from Borders. What a great alternative! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:48 am |
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Fantastic!
I have not read this in years... If it's a good enough recording I will start listening to it when I surf the Eater! |
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Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:27 am |
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I don't understand the halv of what he's saying!
"The mackabookoo iz dee Hichikaz guide to Galazee", impotant, "describe in large letaz"...
This is too funny
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:25 pm |
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Did he finally admit to being male, or did he just drop the gender issue and stopped talking like a Bee Gee? |
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