Mister Chukwu takes a Third Safari

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:54 pm

This is a new modality that I have been using recently, targeting beggar lads and charity cases.
Basically it's a spin off from the "King Zongo" safari that was so successful for me a few months ago.

When my character left Africa at the end of the "King Zongo" safari, she left a suitcase behind in an airport locker, to be collected at a later date.
Inside that suitcase were all sorts of goodies.
Designer label menswear, leather shoes, ipods, cell phones etc, etc, not to mention £200 in local currency, and £4,000 in cash.
All those little things that our laddies love.

Being a kind hearted and charitable young lady, my character was only too pleased to offer assistance when it was asked for:

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I am not able to send anything to you, but I was in Africa earlier this
year and I know the whereabouts of a suitcase that I left behind that
would be of great benefit to you.
You would be very welcome to the suitcase and its valuable
contents because they are of no use to me, and it would cost me a great
deal to return to Africa to collect the suitcase anyway.

But obviously I cannot send it to you because it is already in Africa
and I am now back in England

I seemed to have caught his interest?

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Thanks, what suitcase are you talking about and where is the suitcase, what is the content ???

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I had met another man online, and we fell in love, and this man gave me the courage to run away away from my cruel husband, and to be with him in Africa.
This new man was From Ghana and I travelled to his country to be his
woman.

But fate was against us, and he never came to meet me. After four days
alone and frightened in Ghana, I caught a flight back to Europe.

I had filled a suitcase full of presents for my new boyfriend, so when I
was leaving Ghana I left the suitcase behind in an airport locker, as
I had no need of the valuables that it contained, and it was stupid to
carry it all the way back to Europe with me because it was very heavy.

This is the suitcase that I am now offering to you, and if you
would like me to, I can send you a list of all the valuables contained.
I still have the key to the locker, so the suitcase and its valuable
contents are all yours if you want it.

It seems such a waste just sitting there, especially when I know that it
could be such a great bonus for you in life.

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How do i get to retrieve the suitcase, how can i get the key you said you have with you, won't i be queried by the airport authority, can it be claimed by another person apart from me, will i need money to claim the suitcase ??????????

If you are very sure that i would not have any problem at the airport, please endeavour to send me the key and a cover note, just incase, do you seem to understand me ?
I will be going to the airport, with the man we are living with, he is a ghanaian, he will put me through.
He is having a ghana passport, with that i think we are on the safer side

I told you he was keen?
On just his third Email reply to me, he jumps at the opportunity of a nice safari?..Thats my kind of laddie..!!

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:06 pm

Nice one! That's a pretty clever modality for getting the lad off-script. I may have to give it a go Smile

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will i need money to claim the suitcase ??????????

typical.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:34 pm

Masterful modality, Simba! Don't know how much it'll cost to mail a key to your lad, but the safari would be priceless. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:37 pm

To be honest this bait became so straight that there is little point in posting any of the communications that took place over the next couple of weeks.

Mister Chukwu gave me a PO Box address, and I really did send him a locker key (which came from my local swimming baths, and cost �1.20 to send..... Rolling Eyes

), now it was just a question of continuing to build his trust in my character until the key finally arrived in Lome.

The only amusing thing to come out of the exchanges in this time was that Mister Chukwu admitted to me that he didn�t actually live in Lome, but lived in a small town a few miles north, and that it was very inconvienient to travel into Lome each day to check the PO Box�.. Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:42 pm

Nice modality Simba. The mugu is on the hook, the only problem I see is the key issue. You should have told the mugu that the key was hid in a safe place in Ghana. Laughing

Tell your mugu that you lost the key. Tell him that you will write a letter to the airport security and explain the problem. They will issue him a new key
with the letter you are sending him Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:47 pm

Very nice modality there! Please keep us posted. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:49 pm

Mister Chukwu Leaves Togo

IP address = Togo = 41.207.162.6

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I will ask our custodian to go to the post office and confirm the arrivalof the package,ok ? Don't think negative of him, he cannot betray us, he has done much for us, ok ?

I was beginning to give up hope that the key would ever arrive in Togo, and I thought that the modality had failed. Until an unexpected Email arrived at 2:00 in the morning a couple of nights ago..

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:50 pm

Mister Chukwu Arrives In Ghana

IP address = Ghana = 41.204.42.137

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We are now in Accra,Ghana, we left yesternight to make things easier and faster for us since you insist that i should be with our custodian,i shall be waiting fro your quick response

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:52 pm

Like the others have said nice modality Simba. I also like Rumbero's idea of the letter to get the key from airport security. With that you might be able to throw in some Terrorist threats in the letter, would probably have to be in a different language but is worth a shot.

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:07 pm

As the days wore on, Mister Chukwu's patience wore thin.
I could detect that he was becoming a little aggitated.... Very Happy

And CK has to take much of the blame for that... Wink

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We were at the Airport to get the suitcase retrieved with the with the infos you sent to me but it was very hectic there in the Airport, you told me that you got the suitcase depoisted in the Airport locker but it was very disappointing and embarassing when we were told that there is nothing like Airport locker at the Kotoka Airport.

Please save us from stresses, we surfered a lot

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Please try as much as possible to get the name of the person that got your suitcase registered and send it to us today, we don't have enough money for the hotel we lodge in here, if we can't get the suitcase retrieved today we just have to go back to Togo, that is our luck.

Also, just try and remember if you were given any receipt for the deposition of the suitcase and send it to us for easier trace, you said you don't know if it was a cargo company either private or government's that you deposited the suitcase, all these infos would help us to get the suitcase easily, please try and remember all these and get me posted soonest, today.

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Now, i am in Accra,Ghana with our custodian, the condition is not condusive at all, you should know what i mean. What is happening over here ? Lack of funds, hotel bill would start accumulating if we cannot retrieve the suitcase today, yesterday, nearly all the ins and outs of the Airport was ransacked yesterday searching for the suticase, please advise me on what you think we should do from here

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I have been calling your telephone since yesterday but couldn't get through, what is really happening ?
Call me now !!!

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Immediately after i sent you those mails, i called your telephone it was telling me that the user is not available, what is really going on here, are you sure that is your number ?
If yes, call me now !!!!!!!!

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Who knows when this would be over, i told you we don't have enough money for the hotel bills, how do we survive this ?
Tell me !!!
Call me now !!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:16 pm

I couldn't just leave it like this, so I tried to calm Mister Chukwu, whilst I thought about what else I could throw at him... Very Happy

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I am so sorry for all of your woes yesterday. Please stay where you are
in Accra for the time being.
I can promise you that I am working tirelessly here to try and resolve
the problem.

From what I can understand Kotoka airport has recently been refurbished
and they have made lots of new improvements. I am waiting for an
official of Ghana Airways to contact me about the lockers, and the moment that I know any positive information, I will be in touch with you ok..?

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Its not that i don't appreciate all your efforts, i sincerely and will always, infact, will forever do but please do understand my plights well here, no money, if i cannot get the accurate infos to retrieve the suitcase here in 3hrs, i think we will have no other choice than to go back to Togo, ok ?
Thanks for everything.

The most important thing now is to get the official of the Ghana Airways and get the infos out of him

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:29 pm

Very nice modality Simba. Class work there!

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:30 pm

Some of you may remember a couple of nights ago, I was expecting a Mister Chuba to meet me at Accra. But he lied to me about being on his way, and refused to come for me unless he got a phone call from Accra?

Well I decided to weave him into the plot, and he got his phone call from Accra.
It wasn't quite the call he was expecting though.... Laughing

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I am really sorry I have had to turn my phone off which is really making things awkward for me this morning to sort things out for you.

There is a man named Mister Albert Chuba from the Ivory Coast who is
harassing me something terrible. He knows about the suitcase but he
doesnt believe that you and I have an agreement.

Would you be an absolute darling and phone this man for me so that I can
concentrate on tracking down the suitcase...??

His name is Mister Albert Chuba, and his phone number is +225 063 00201
Please just tell him that
"Mxxxxx Jxxxx doesn't want to speak to you, she is our business
partner, so leave her alone." then just hang up on him.

I have an official of Ghana airways who can tell me what has happened to
the lockers at Kotoka airport, and I am still waiting for him to contact me

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leave Chuba or whatever his name is, God and we will take care of him ok, ?

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:38 pm

Excellent work! Definitely worth the 1,2 GBP. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:40 pm

At long last I received the information from the official at Ghana Airways, and it wasn't good news I'm afraid....

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I have just this moment received an Email from the official.
Apparently Kotoka airport has been recently refurbished and the lockers
that still contained goods were moved to a storage area to await
collection.

I have forwarded the relevant parts of the official's Email below. I
have no idea where this place is but surely it cannot be far away and
perhaps you would Email me when you get there to confirm that you have
met this man and collected the suitcase as promised.....

Phew, at last we have this problem resolved.
Good luck dearest

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From: "Mister 0gunbule"
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:06:43 +0100
Subject: Ghana Airway

We apologise for the inconvienience of this matter, howvwer you
colleagues shold have no difficlties in finding the compund.

It is the large Ghana Airways compound, located on the outskirts of
Koforidua town on the Bantama Road.
Your colleagues will not miss the compund however they will just ask for
directions if they have not found the place immediately.

I will be expecting them to arrive so there will not be any such
problems at Accra should they produce teh locker key and your letter to
them

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:47 pm

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Thanks, ask for his telephone number and send it to me now, it will be easier to locate, i don't want to take any risk, i told you we don't have money for this trip, do that please. The place is about 3-4hrs drive, think about this.

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Hiya dearest,

Well I am about to pop out for lunch to a charming little Spanish Tapas
bar, and I'll have a nice bottle of chilled Rioja to celebrate our
success this morning with the suitcase problem.

I hope that you manage to find the G.A storage place at Koriforidua
without too much difficulty...
Byeeee for now

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I asked you to send me the telephone number of the official of Ghana Airways in Koforidua you are telling me that you want to go for lucnh, do you expect me to wait for years before you send me the info i need, are you serious at all ???????
I've not come here to play or have funs.
Send me the telephone number now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok we are on our way now we will contact you when we see the official and collect the suitcase later today

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:54 pm

I was going to say, and this is where the story ends, I haven't heard from them again.
But literally this minute....

Mister Chukwu Returns to Togo

IP address = Togo = 41.207.162.4

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Are you sure you are not mocking me ? I never knew you are this wicked, i surfered with our custodian yesterday with all the believes that you were telling me the truth, i thought they said the whites don't betray or tell lies ? Yours is exceptional, why are you so wicked ? Anyway, thanks for everything, you can have your suitcase, there is nobody with the so called 0gunbule at the Koforidua of a place you asked me to go to, i was there, you tried a lot.

If you have the suitcase there, come down here or ask your 0gunbule to call us and bring the suitcase down to Togo, ok ?

Maybe the bait lives on....suggestions welcome.... Laughing