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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:21 am |
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Let me assure and guarantee you that if your $500 is stolen by western union,I will refund the $500 back to you and also proceed with your transfer without requesting for one more Dollar from you.
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO
HONOURABLE GOVERNOR,CBN |
100% risky free.
I've just sent him to 1TV5. $500 and 500 questions, has a nice sort of symmetry. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:29 am |
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Nice guarantee
So when usm4n suddenly appears and chops it right up do you think you've got a case for claiming your guarantee? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:24 pm |
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<br>Four logins and one question answered. Mr Soludo's representative is on lazy lad..
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Question: Are you the intended recipient?
Answer: I AM MR UCH3 DAN THE INTENDED RECIPIENT |
Mr Soludo gets all indignant...
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Mr Uch Dan informed me that he has been answering your w/u security question for the past one hour[ I don't think so] yet the process is not completed.
The CBN is a very serious and busy bank,so he can not spend all his working hours answering unecessary questions.I have assured you of a refund incase any problem,so that should be enough.
Please send the western union control if you want to proceed with this transaction.
Business is all about TRUST.If you can't trust me,then there is no point in assisting you to receive your funds.
Send me the western union control number and I will send you the CBN SWIFT WIRE TRANSFER FORMS TO SIGN,SO THAT YOUR TRANSFER CAN BE EFFECTED TODAY.
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO
HONOURABLE GOVERNOR,CBN |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:43 pm |
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The CBN is a very serious and busy bank,so he can not spend all his working hours answering unecessary questions. |
I'm betting that if you ignore "busy" Chuckie for a couple of days, he will find the time to keep answering the "unecessary" questions. |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:51 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Four logins and one question answered. |
I had a similar situation with my lotto lad. 5 logins, 1TV5 reporting that he answered only the 1st question on 3 of them and 0 on the other 2. Yet, laddie says he got to 68% and also refers to "questions" (plural) in his response to me. I wonder if 1TV5 is reporting the stats correctly? |
_________________ Retired baiter, now mostly lurks in gen chat |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:46 pm |
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<br>The man is digging his heels in against the 1TV5 and defends his beloved country against the imperial west...
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...United States is a more high risk area than Nigeria. Stop the blackmail against my country.I have assured that you will get your money back if the transfer fails |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:21 pm |
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Business is all about TRUST. |
That is about the dumbest thing I have ever, ever read! |
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:39 pm |
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Ginch wrote: |
5 logins, 1TV5 reporting that he answered only the 1st question on 3 of them and 0 on the other 2. |
I had a lad who logged in 23 times and answered a grand total of 4 questions. He was mind bendingly thick and annoying, in the end he just gave up and dropped me. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:42 am |
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Ginch wrote: |
I wonder if 1TV5 is reporting the stats correctly? |
I would be more inclined to believe mugus lie than 1TV5 are reporting stats incorrectly. If you give them some work to do they are going to give you a sob story because they want to see if they can get out of doing it. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:28 am |
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Mercury wrote: |
I had a lad who logged in 23 times and answered a grand total of 4 questions |
Was it only the first question when he did answer? That's what I'm most curious about, because it's not a huge thing to get past a few more in the 1TV5 demo.
@ 4X1X9...I agree they're lazy, but the scent of payday tends to motivate them. Hell, it's not a safari! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:39 pm |
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...YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ONE UNSERIOUS BUSYBODY WHOSE LIFE DEPENDS ON PEANUT $500.
PLEASE STOP WASTING MY TIME |
Chuck isn't playing ball. I'm off the WU and onto the MG. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:25 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:17 pm |
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<br>I reluctantly withdrew the 1TV5 payment and sent the great man a Money Gram 9 digit mtcn. He is less than impressed...
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You are nothing but a big and dirty clown. Let me put it to you that you did not send any money.
You need your head re-examined if you think that this number 9O915489O is a moneygram control number.Besides,every moneygram must have a test question and answer and the city where the money is sent from.Why did you run away from western union?
Go and send the money through western union and send me the correct control number.Stop fooling around,you are too old for your dirty behaviour. I am really ashamed of your dirty attitude.
I will advice you to hide your face in shame.
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO
HONOURABLE GOVERNOR,CBN |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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