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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:40 am |
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Hi All,
On behalf of Bigworm, Jojobean and myself, we would like to introduce the Flying TWAT Circus.
http://safeguardserver.com/TWATCircus/
We were hoping to be able to introduce this with some completed audition videos, but real life has severely bogged the three of us down. But we did not want this hanging forever so here is the site for ALL OF YOU TO USE.
We recognize that to pull off a real progressive bait often takes extraordinary measures and credibility. Professional looking websites aid in this. We hope that all of you that want to really push the envelope will use this website as part of your baits.
Our goal is to get video auditions for the positions that we are advertising. We will also add more if you guys want, but they need to be good ones. Knifethrowing is one that we will be adding shortly. Please feel free to PM me, Big Worm or Jojo with any suggestions.
On the contact page, we have purposely left off any email addresses. Feel free to direct your lads to any email addy that you want. The phone number on the contact page is a K7 number that we rarely ever check. So, if you really want to receive messages, direct your lads to a different number because we do not have the time to sort through messages and forward them to anyone.
And stay tuned for some video from the three of us.
EVERYONE PLEASE, UNTIL WE COME UP WITH A GOOD WAY TO KEEP BAITERS FROM COLLIDING, ONLY USE TWAT CIRCUS ON YOUR CURRENT CROP OF LADS. Do not mass-ASEM offers of TWAT Circus employment all over the place. If too many of us do this, the lads will smell a rat and none of us will be able to pull this off.
I want to make one last important point here. The Flying TWAT Circus is ALL OF OURS... not just mine, BW's and Jojo's. We are giving this to the entire baiting community to use as it decides best.
Sure, we got the ball rolling and have certain hopes for it but it is up to all of us to set it's course. Don't be shy in putting good ideas out there. If it's a good idea, I am sure that all of us collectively will see that and enthusiastically add it to the circus. |
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:43 am |
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Awesome stuff. I love the aeroplane pic in particular. I can't wait to see if any of my lads want to join it! |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:06 am |
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No shows in Europe yet? Can't wait til you come downunder!
Great stuff guys, I will be working on lads as of right now. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:12 am |
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:06 am |
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Calvary greetings,
The black text on the maroon background is hard for the average mugu to read But the cathedral looks downright impressive! |
_________________ I do not know what you a talking about.You are a vulger,find out before you crucify.I wish you long life -- mrs. Mary
FRAUDSTERS are easily identified ... Now you lied by saying I am fat which I am not... Hoping to hear from you again as i still remain your humble claims agent. -- Zeeshan
You said that you will kill me for what? That i throw job like do to others. Thanks. -- Barrister James
I believe that you ate also sending emails like this to others as well intimidiating them!!! I can't fear you -- Fidelity Security Company
BAAAAAAAAASTAAAARD CHOP MOTHER THEIR. U DONT KNOW BIZ... ANIMAL BEING...... -- Goodluck Obi
i known that you are an african man so you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? murther fucking dick heard -- Graham Hoffman |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:14 am |
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Leave me alone.
I'm busy with the circus colouring book.
When I've finished I'll see if I can get a couple of lads to play. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:03 am |
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Great site! That coloring book is a fantastic idea! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am |
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Just unbelievable...!!!
This is going to become legendary.... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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shuntbuzz
Illeterate pinhead
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 628
Location: Ministry of Illeteracy, Compruhension Dept
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:08 am |
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I almost want to apply myself!!! |
_________________ "U demon"
"You are one of the antichrist"
"You are not a human being"
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:17 am |
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Awesome Site, It'l be great for some of my future baits. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:38 am |
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Love it, I'll be using that modality soon!
What are the people that walk on hot coals? You could maybe have that? |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:25 am |
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I am picturing a Circus Tw@t Mugu colouring competition! |
_________________ Forget WU... leave the money on the fridge! (Ted Bullpit)
YOUR PAPA DIED A PAIMWINE TAPPER AND YOU HAVE INHERITED THAT AND WILL DIE A TRUCK PUSHER ... YOU WILL ROTTEN ALIVE. YOU SMELLING PIG. HAVE A BAD DAY ... (Ulster Financial Resources) |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:48 am |
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Looks awesome.
I've already been working on a few lads.....but slowly. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:55 am |
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Ha ha ha ha ha....! PM sent. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:23 am |
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Love the web site
All those colours make me dizzy |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:47 am |
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Nice job man! This certainly came as a surprise to me. I will get an ASEM drafted shortly, if you don't already have one. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:30 pm |
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Awesome site, can't wait to watch some videos. |
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Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:35 pm |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Posted:
Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Certainly you will need tailors, artists, mechanics and such to maintain the bright and beautiful traveling facilities and costumes!! |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:01 pm |
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Maybe also a unicyclist, acrobats, jugglers, & a magician specializing in sawing people in half (or any act performed by that Dr. Gore or whatever his name was on Britain's Got Talent). |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:05 pm |
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That is brilliant. Now I shall clean the soda from my keyboard.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Awesome and inspiring as usual.
I tried to make a donation but unfortunately my credit card was tapped out calling K7 numbers and listening to extremely long answering machine messages. Can I donate via MG or WU? |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:38 pm |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:13 pm |
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This looks very entertaining .
Now I just have to wait for the perfect lad.
How's this for an ASEM:
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Greetings,
I am the talent coordinator for The Flying TWAT Circus. The Church of The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament (TWAT) started the Flying Circus in 1984 as a way to reach out to people and spread TWAT around the globe.
In preparation for our African and Asian tours, we are currently looking for local talent to enhance our already excellent show.
Send us an audition video and we'll send you $200.00.
For more information, please go to http://safeguardserver.com/TWATCircus/index.html and click on the "We Need Help" link.
If you are interested in auditioning for our circus, please e-mail me at [email protected] |
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:54 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant site guys |
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