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SlayerFaith
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:22 pm |
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A couple from my days at Uni-
Green Death- 2/3 Mountain Dew and 1/3 Everclear and Midori. Mix in a (hopefully new and lined) trash can, AKA "punch bowl", and toss in several handfuls of lit mini glow sticks so those drinking it can see the wall they are about to run into coming at them.
Purple Jesus- PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid with a big splash of Everclear. So named because it is purple in colour and those drinking it WILL at some point be observed bending over the porcelain throne groaning "Jesus"
Beer- What those of us who knew better than to touch the above mentioned tasty but deadly concoctions drank whilst giggling at those who didn't. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:15 pm |
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True story but the OP did ask.
I used to play for a rugby team that decided to do a pub fun run for charity.
Basically, we had to run from pub to pub (about a half mile each pub) and down a drink that was called by the first guy to reach the bar.
First couple of pubs weren't too bad - a pint of Guiness with a sherry in it or a pint of bitter with a whiskey thrown in.
The trouble started around about the 5th or 6th pub when the fastest lads decided that we were slowing down because we were taking too much liquid on board, so they just decided to mix shorts. I could live with vodka and tequila mixed but when it got to pernod and drambuie my guts started rumbling.
By the time we got back to our clubhouse we were pretty well oiled and the last drink of the night was Baileys and Malibu. A really sickly concoction and if you've ever mixed Baileys with anything you'll know that it curdles like a bastard.
Things were going all right until the 3rd one of these foul mixtures when I decided I needed to head to the toilet for a leak. On returning, I just grabbed the nearest glass from the bar and glugged half of it. Like I said, it was sickly crap and how was I to know that one of the guys had downed his drink and and then puked it back into the nearest receptacle he could find.
Which just happened to be my glass. |
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SherlockHolmie
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Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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Location: Baker Street
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:27 am |
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As a yoof, I told the folks that me and my best friend wanted to get drunk, "just to see what it felt like .." We kept on and on about it until finally, mum seem a remarkable pushover and bought us two bottles of Thunderbird, a cheap metal cleaner disguised as a wine We could have all the wine we wanted so long as we stayed at home and listened to records..
So, in a blazing hot day in the middle of August, my friend and I "played" at being adult and drank wine (spo-de-odie) until we became so ill we couldn't stand
DISCLAIMER: We were both 16 at the time. My mum and my friend's mum were in cahoots; they were tired of us going on about the drink, and set us up. It worked. To this day, if my step-dad thinks I'm out of order, he'll tease me by quoting Thunderbird's very old slogan;
"What's the Word? Thunderbird!"
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:31 am |
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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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Location: Baker Street
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:36 am |
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^^ That becomes "Groan Alcohol" after about 12 hours, dunnit? |
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SlayerFaith
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:45 am |
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^^^
Doesn't take 12 hours |
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justjay
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Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:14 am |
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But it is fast, cheap, and very effective in (almost any) quantity (especially if it's the main ingrediant) One of my brothers and me used it as our only liquid at times ( a long time ago ) |
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MrSkridlow
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Joined: 19 Jul 2007
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:43 am |
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SherlockHolmie wrote: |
Thunderbird's very old slogan;
"What's the Word? Thunderbird!"
Sherlock (who stays with lager these days...) |
What's the price? 50 twice.
Been there. And I agree, it's awful.
The worst for me was straight blackberry brandy or grain alcohol with cool aid.
Can't drink either till this day. |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:26 pm |
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Once worked with someone who brewed her own wine from carrots.......
....& then distilled it
30 years ago, but she gave me a bottle one Xmas. Carrot whisky! Rather nice as I remember |
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remmy223
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:43 pm |
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did mange to sort thru a bottle of old crow bourbon on my own,made a change from wild turkey.
all part of my Kieth richards stage in life
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guineagirl
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:00 pm |
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Things I have seen being drunk in a certain West African country:
Beer mixed with red wine
Red wine mixed with gin
Also disgusting: ordering a glass of wine and having the server take the topette (don't know the word in English, but it's a bubble-like plastic thing they stick on the top of the bottle to measure a shot) off the pastis bottle to pour it out, giving you liquorish-flavored wine.
[Edit: Sorry, I meant licorice, not liquorish!]
But the most disgusting thing I've experienced in the drinking world: I once lived with a couple of guys who were in a band. Whenever the lead guitarist from the band would come over, he would put out his cigarette in the nearest beer bottle -- even if it was half full. Just about killed me a couple of times.
Although I once tasted a brandy collins, and that was almost as bad [shudder]. |
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JoeTam
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:50 pm |
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he would put out his cigarette in the nearest beer bottle |
I had a friend that chewed snuff, and and was almost drawn and quartered on the back porch.
For backpacking it was weight x distance = potency, AKA 151 Rum for long excursions. |
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Craig007
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:39 pm |
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A whisky/rum/brandy cocktail
Or Buckfast, which neds rumour make you f**k fast |
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Josh
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:31 pm |
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Bacardi 151 proof.... god that stuff's dangerous. No wonder it comes with a fire warning.
Worst mixture: Gin and Fizzy Raspberry. Haven't been able to touch either since. |
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Standard Procedure
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:45 am |
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The worst possible mixed drink is one I had in a drinking game during my trip to Europe. As an inside joke between us all, we called it "The last train to Cockfosters." That drink has got to be the worst concoction ever derived by man! It was basically a mix of different wines, some Red Bull, and some other drinks I can't remember off the top of my head. I'm so glad I didn't lose this game, because if you did, you had to take the last train to Cockfosters! |
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