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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Been baiting a guy for a couple of weeks now who wants to sell me his Labrador puppies, which is lovely. Of course, the photos of them all look completely different, and I thought I'd ask him about one which seemed to have uspasticitis, a severe genetic disorder I made up. This was his response:
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| Thanks for the reply,the puppies are from different litters.and there is nothing wrong with tessy may be she looks a little beat dull in the picture,Because i shooted on her before i took the picture,But she is perfect and healthy. |
So, not only does she look dull from his beatings, he apparently shooted on her before he took the picture? What the hell? Basically he shooted something on her, which gives me terrible nightmares to think of it, because through his eyes she is perfect and healthy. 10 out of 10 in attractiveness apparantly.
This is so wrong. Should I contact the nigerian SPCA? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:01 pm |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:49 pm |
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Oh 
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:08 pm |
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LOL! That's one sick lad...
Not only the lad is into beastiality... he's also a pedo. He's doing that to a puppy! [/quote] |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:13 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:07 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:54 pm |
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| He shooted ON her?! WHAT did he shooted on her? |
Perhaps he shouted at her, and that made her a bit skittish, so he had to shoot her full of doggy tranquilliser, which is why she looks a bit dull, and so...
Never mind. |
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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 am |
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I read it and thought that 'shoot' was a typo for 'sh*'. Replace the wording and read it again... that would explain the condition I think...? |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:10 am |
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Foss^
Labrador Retriever talk--have you given your lad a home-locale?
Why not use Labrador, Canada as a bait location? Or find a need to be there? The Lads do not like cold weather such as found in Labbie. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:50 pm |
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Nah, we are in the highland hills, in the Scottish highlands. On a ranch. Lots of cacti and things. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:15 am |
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Hi Foss--
Okay, so what about a Grampian Retriever? or an Edinburgh Eater? or a Glasgow Meshugina? or a Whitechapel Ripper? Rare pooches indeed.
cheerz--JT |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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FredFlinstone
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Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 202
Location: Australia
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:24 am |
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shooted on her |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:42 am |
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I can't think of a single possible interpretation of that that doesn't make me intensely uncomfortable to think about.
Definitely let us know when/if you find out what he meant! |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:37 am |
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I was in on that mass bait of the hired killer that forgot to specify the amount of ransom. He wrote me that he was following me every where. I slapped him silly when he admitted that he left my yard gate open and let my dog out. Now she is knocked up and he has to take a puppy before he gets any ransom. He was not impressed. |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:04 am |
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| Okay, so what about a Grampian Retriever? or an Edinburgh Eater? or a Glasgow Meshugina? or a Whitechapel Ripper? Rare pooches indeed. |
Tempting, but my Breeding Kennels have a whole lot of interesting breeds already. Not sure that I need anymore jsut yet.
This guy is always online it seems though. I can guarantee that I get a response within 3 hours, unless he is asleep of course. If I can only work out if I can wake him somehow. |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 139
Location: On a wall
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:09 pm |
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He shooted on her even though she is perfect and healthy?
My, what was your lad thinking? |
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:13 pm |
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Maybe it was in a passion driven rage. God knows. |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:37 pm |
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| PLEASE, for the sake of common decency, ask what he meant. |
I think It's pretty obvious...Ewww.  |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Well, maybe there was a shortage of goats. Any old port in the storm, dontcha know.... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Maybe it was a Paris Terrier - jail bait if ever I saw it 
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Foss
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 170
Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:29 am |
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I had been trying to get him to admit that he is involved in the Waron Terrier, and then I'd get George Dubya to hunt him down too.
Actually, I think he doesn't like me anymore. and won't speak to me. Shame. |
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