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Bobo419
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Somewheeere over the Rainbooow
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:37 pm |
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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- Frank Zappa
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. |
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_________________ The question really is... the egg or the chicken : which do you eat first?
crime doesn't pay... but the hours are good !
Early to bed, early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:20 pm |
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Old Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 75
Location: In the Goat Locker
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:50 am |
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From his deathbed...paraphrased:
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Everyone dies; we all know that. But I've always believed an exception would be made in my case. |
I read this years ago; can't remember exact wording or the person who said it. But I've always liked it...and I do believe that perhaps, just perhaps, an exception will actually be made in my case...and maybe yours also. |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:40 pm |
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"In the long run you hit only what you aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high." |
Henry David Thoreau
1817-1862, Essayist and Poet |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:19 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:22 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:24 pm |
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One of the most brilliant quotes I have ever heard was from George Bernard Shaw, an Irish writer:
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"She has lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech." |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:29 pm |
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My personal favourite is from Sir Winny himself:
Sir Winston Churchill wrote: |
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:09 pm |
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"Ladies never move."
--Lord Cruzon, instructing his second wife on love-making
"Publish and be damned."
--Lord Welling, responding to blackmailer Joseph Stockdale
"He would make a drum out of the skin of his mother in order to sound his own praises."
--Lloyd George, on Winston Churchill
"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."
--Dorothy Parker, when challenged to make a rhyme involving "horticulture."
"If all the women at the Yale Prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be the least surprised."
--Dorothy Parker
"I don't care what these affectionate people do with each other provided they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."
--Beatrice Campbell
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:35 pm |
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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
~Popular Mechanics, 1949
Ah, well, it's no use prevaricating about the bush.
~Wallace
[New York Time's] reaction to al-Zarqawi's death was to lower the U.S. flag at the Times building to half-staff. (Ha ha - just kidding! Everybody knows there aren't any American flags at The New York Times.)
~Ann Coulter |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
EmailParser
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:32 am |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:22 am |
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^^^^^Nothing like the classics:
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Take my wife.
Please.
I take here everywhere.
She finds her way back.
I came home and found Ed in bed with my wife. I said, "Ed! I have to!"
"But you?"
--Henny "I Love this Crowd!" Youngman |
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:46 am |
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Unknown;
If you're laying on the floor drunk, and you don't have to hang on, you're not really drunk. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:01 am |
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Sometimes I lie awake at nights and ask myself, "Where have I gone wrong?" then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." |
- Charlie Brown |
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x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 182
Location: Baker Street
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:25 am |
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"I was married by a Judge. I should have asked for a jury"
"A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard" |
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Amsterdam to London - M4j1m V4nk0wsk1
Madrid to Valencia - Dr Louis G0nz4les $anchez
"You are a stopid man." - Barr Choy Choong
"Hello Mr Dear and Dumb" - Usman Danququ
"We can not entertain any more insubordinations from you!" - Roberto Correras, United Nations, Cote d'Ivorie Branch |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:30 pm |
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch".
W.C. Fields |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:12 am |
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Quitting drugs and alcohol is easy, done it hundreds of times.
Unknown. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:27 am |
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@JoeTam, few posts above: variant:
An Irishman isn't drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
- n.b.: lest anyone accuse me of bigotry, I'm of Irish ancestry. And probably a bit on the inebriated side at the moment. so there. |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:38 am |
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^^^^I have a bunch of Gaelic proverbs . . . great stuff.
Anyways, found this interesting:
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A crank is a person inexplicably obsessed by an obviously unsound idea--a person with a bee in his bonnet. To call a person a crank is to say that because of some quirk of temperament he is wasting his time pursuing a line of thought that is plainly without merit or promise. ... To call a person a crank is basically just a colorful and insulting way of expressing disagreement with his master idea, and it therefore belongs to the language of controversy rather than to the language of defamation.
--Judge Richard Posner, U.S Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit |
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:20 am |
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Operator! Give me the number for 911! |
HOMER SIMPSON
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa? |
BART SIMPSON
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel |
HOMER SIMPSON |
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=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:40 am |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Sir Winston Churchill
There are Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.
My Former Boss
It is better to die, than to buy. |
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rentacow
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 148
Location: Known Universe, Virgo Super-cluster, Local Group, Milkyway Galaxy, Orion Arm, Sol, Earth.
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:29 pm |
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"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." �George W. Bush. Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 |
_________________ Send me your death threats! I'll make you famous!
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat."
Lad "What?"
Dan (Stu) "I'm in the Bahamas sipping a cocktail on a boat!"
Lad "I can't hear you."
Dan (Stu) "Good." |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:13 pm |
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"Great Sacrifice Brings Great Rewards"
Tito Ortiz |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:17 am |
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