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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:11 pm |
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In my ongoing stuntman bait, Professor Charles Soludo has kindly offered his services to me. Obviously, the employment process requires numerous things, Passports, Questionnaires e.t.c.
First of, as he is getting a job, I asked for his CV. Not very exciting:
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CURRICULUM VITAE
PERSONAL DATA
SURE NAME: CHARLES
OTHER NAME: SOLUDO
CONTACT ADDRESS: 18, CHURCH STREET, MATARMA ABUJA
DATE OF BIRTH: 14TH AUGUST 1965
PLACE OF BIRTH: OBOSI ANAMBRA STATE
SEX: MALE
L.G.A IDI MIRI NORTH
STATE OF ORIGIN ANAMBRA
NATIONALITY NIGERIA
MARRIED STATUS: MARRIED
TELEPHONE: 234 8O34844737
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
1.
OSCAR PRIMARY SCHOOL IKEJA LAGOS 1970-1976
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BENIN TECHNICAL COLLEGE BENIN CITY 1976-1981
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UNIVERSITY OF BENIN EDO STATE 1982- 1987
WORKING EXPERINCE
1. FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA 1988-1994
2 CENTREL BANK OF NIGERIA 1995 -PRESENT
EXTRA CURRICULUM ACTIVITIES
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READING BOOKS
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SINGING
REFEREES
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MR. DAVID GODSON
MANAGING DIRECTOR
CHUKSY HOLDING |
What is 'other name'
I would love to hear him sing
There it is anyway, feel free to poke fun at it |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:15 pm |
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You have to tell him this is simply not detailed enough for you. But it is priceless humor, i.e., SURE NAME: CHARLES. Funny stuff. Thanks for posting, it gave me a great laugh. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:45 am |
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REFEREES
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MR. DAVID GODSON
MANAGING DIRECTOR
CHUKSY HOLDING |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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