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Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
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Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:33 pm |
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Wow. I suggest that Juan gets that "Baiting Guru" title replaced with "Daughter of a Mermaid" for this one.
Great stuff. |
_________________ YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! REMAIN RETARDED - james bourke
shortup foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll - Mohamed Yaya
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:51 pm |
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Well, she hasn't gone away but she's running out of steam:
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DEAD SUSAN , ALREADY IN THE GRAVE-YARD .
POOR SUSAN, YOU DON'T HAVE ORDINARY PHONE NUMBER, YET U CLAIM YOU HAVE ESTATES LEFT BY YOUR HUSBAND . YOU ARE A CHURCH-RAT POOR OLD WOMAN AM SORRY FOR YOU AND THE USELESS CHUKWU .
IS YOUR SICKNESS OVER ? I KNOW AND I KNOW, YOU CAN'T RESIST THE PUNISHMENT .THEN FURNISH WITH ONLINE FON NUMBER HOLIGAN WOMAN.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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MommaBates
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 69
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:41 pm |
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What about Persephone posing as the Susan the half mermaid HOLYGAN? She could break out in gurgles every now and then. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:02 pm |
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That will be well worth the skype credit |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:38 pm |
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Good lord. I think you did some serious damage. this is my favourite thread. |
_________________ One of your bous called me and INSULTED me yesterday! : M@kul0 R@$0n
It is written in the scripture that " thou shall not suffer a witch to
live"
-Cpt Br1@n to Fr W1ll1@m C00per, expressing frustration that a fellow lad had chopped his dollar. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:10 pm |
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Okay, this is a necro but since I'm the OP I think it's okay. I think this is an interesting and bizarre update.
The bait referred to in this thread is dead, alas. It would seem that the lads decided "Linda" was right and they simply disappeared on me. But while it was still working, two other lads suddenly popped up. I have no idea how they got my info but they had all the details on the fund and tried desperately to win me over. I screwed one of them with ITV5. The other lad is in Indonesia (verified repeatedly by his IP), claiming to be "on assignment" from the original bank in Nigeria (the fund of course was inexplicably in Indonesia...).
I jerked him around for weeks, then Usman chopped my payments and taunted the lad. Things got explosive in the past few days.
This morning I received this gem, with an address something like "sayditruth4urlife@..." It's not signed but it has to be my old friend Linda coming back again. Once again it's HUGE FONT and the "dane gun" is back.
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YOU DAUGHTER OF EVIL,I LEARNT YOU HAVE STARTED YOUR WITCHCRAFTCY IN INDONESIA.
WHEN WILL YOU FORBID PASTERING AND CLUSTERING PEOPLES LIFE OVER WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DID NOT DO,THIS WAS HOW YOU DID IN GHANA AND LEFT PEOPLE WITH CONFUSION,NOW YOU ARE REPEATING IT BECAUSE YOU WERE LEFT FOR MERCY,OK I WILL NOW EXACTLY DEAL WITH YOU IF YOU ARE A HUMAN BEIGN,THEN IF YOU ARE A SPIRIT THE BEST,I WILL ENGAGE YOU WITH PRACTICAL WAR IN THE REALM OF THE SPIRITS,BEFORE IT WILL BRING YOUR MATTER BEFORE THE 333,666,777 AND THE 999's,VERY STUPID APE LIKE YOU ARE,WHITE PIG.
THE MORTAR OF THE DANE GUN WILL STRIKE YOU WITH INFIRMITIES,AND MOST OF ALL PARALYSIS.BIG FOOL WILL YOU LIVE PEOPLE ALONE AND STOP BEEN STUPID,WE HAVE KNOWN YOUR ACT,YOU KILL YOUR SO CALLED STUPID HUSBAND FOR YOU TO ENRICH HIM,BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,VAMPIRE. |
What's so wonderful is that even though it appears she realized I've baited this other clown, she still can't understand why. The whole concept of baiting is incomprehensible to them -- why would I do something if there's no gain in it? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Willbored
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 13
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:27 pm |
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Some awesome abuse in this thread. Does it count double if it doesn't come from someone you are actually baiting??
Have you considered trying to cut her in on the deal?
Perhaps the suggestion of dollars be too great to resist!! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:12 pm |
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I think you're off her christmas card list, Juan. Some beautiful quotes in there, original, too! Step on her toes again, while she's still fuming. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Some more nice quotes Juan, she truly is a gift that keeps on giving. I also suggest you twist the knife on her some more. I doubt she will top her Daughter of Mermaid comment but it is worth a shot. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:21 pm |
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Ask her if she's still with her loser boyfriend. That should get a nice reaction. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:30 pm |
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What have I got to lose? Nothing. So I just sent her an email. I didn't use my character's address, instead I used my Usman account. She presumably knows about Usman from the chopped lad. From all her emails to date, it is very obvious that she's extremely superstitious. I may as well prey on that. I attached a picture of a fetish devil, Olokun, and sent the following curse:
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HAHAHAHAHA !!DI SMALL BABY IS CRYIN !HAHAHA !! FOOOOOLOOLLLLLL!!!!!
HA !MUGUN , I ALWAYS SABI EFRITIN U DO ,U SABI MI? EFRITIN ,ALWAYS. U BETTER BE AFRAID OF MAI JUJU, U CAN SAM-SAM DODGE MAI FETISH .I DEY GOIN 4 SACRIFICE DI GOAT NA PERFORM DI RITUAL DAT I FIT TRANSPORT MAI SPIRIT 4 UNA MEK I FIT GAZE UPON UR FACE NA CONTROL UR FUTURE . SOMEONE SHOW FACES 4 BI STARIN AT U ,NO BI ALARMED AS NA JUSS MI LOOKIN AT U THRU ANODA EYES .UNA GO SAM-SAM GET AWAY, OK .U GO SEE OBA .
JUJU ON UR FAMILY !U HAVE BEEN CURSED BY OLOKUN ,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA ,IVBIO ORHIOVBAN .E DON HAPPY 2 U, POVERTY THRU OUT UR LIFE .
U R WHORE 4 MEN, UR PAPA IS WHORE 4 MEN . FOOOOOOOLLLLL !!! |
Now that should get a rise out of her.... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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fawnykate
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 142
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:36 pm |
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Looks like you have a right live one there, I cant wait for her response. |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:38 pm |
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Sweet cuppin' cakes!
They should make a signature badge for splitting a lad from his girlfriend
I couldn't do business with a man who can't even manage his girlfriend. |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
EmailParser
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:30 pm |
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YOU ARE A CHURCH-RAT POOR OLD WOMAN AM SORRY FOR YOU AND THE USELESS CHUKWU
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Malcolm Reynolds copped that one recently:
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You are ungreatful humanbeing, i regret doing business with un trainned child like you, call your father i need to do because with your father, you are a church rat.
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Is that phrase related in any way to the notion of being as poor as a church mouse? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:28 pm |
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Now we have vampire daughters of mermaids I may never go swimming in the sea again
Somehow I managed to miss this thread first time round due to RL, so I'm incredibly glad it got semi-necroed. It's just too funny. Well done that man |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:34 pm |
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callum, I owe you.
Juan, this is hilarious stuff. I have just been reading the whole thing for the first time, and it's lmao-funny. But you really should stop all this pastering and clustering, you know, it's very wrong of you. |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:56 pm |
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5. BE READY TO RECEIVE SPIRITUAL DANE GUN. AS SOON AS SPIRITUAL DANE GUN, GETS TO YOU, YOU MUST DEFINITELY GIVE UP GHOST .YOU HAVE COMMITED EVIL AND MUST FACE THE NUSIC,
Uh...spiritual dane gun? Translation anyone? Is it a weapon of mass destruction
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Personally, I think she's a big Shakespeare fan and the DANE GUN is an illusion to Hamlet further enhanced by her mention of "GIVING UP GHOST" ...an obvious reference to Hamlet's father. |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:07 pm |
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A wise man said this, which applies to lads:
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It has been suggested that if you took an infinite number of monkies typing on and infinite number of typewriters, they would produce all the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we now know this to be untrue. |
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_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
"I have the Consignment Code here with me which I will send to you and without this Code no Human Being can open that Box"
EmailParser
Ponies taste like cyanide and happiness. |
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The False Italian
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Tell Linda to meet you on 10 Jan 2008 in Oudiah, Benin to attend the annual Voodoo festival. Surely they'll hold a cursing contest for freelancers there. |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:41 pm |
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Juan this is so funny my back went out laughing. I think you should send her VP's number to cause further mermaid confusion. |
_________________ CerealMom |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:42 pm |
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^^^
Freelancers? She sounds like a competent pro! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:11 am |
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Well, it's 2AM in Ghana but 'Linda' just emailed in response to my juju curse. Not a very satisfying reply, however.
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mumu u don talk true,bastard of ages,na why ur father dey sofourn till his death,and u ve started like that,now u stupidly came bold,na ur death be this. OZU MMUO
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I expected much better after the curse I put on her. Oh well, now to see if she writes to my character again. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:46 am |
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Bastard of ages?? I love it. |
_________________ I do not know what you a talking about.You are a vulger,find out before you crucify.I wish you long life -- mrs. Mary
FRAUDSTERS are easily identified ... Now you lied by saying I am fat which I am not... Hoping to hear from you again as i still remain your humble claims agent. -- Zeeshan
You said that you will kill me for what? That i throw job like do to others. Thanks. -- Barrister James
I believe that you ate also sending emails like this to others as well intimidiating them!!! I can't fear you -- Fidelity Security Company
BAAAAAAAAASTAAAARD CHOP MOTHER THEIR. U DONT KNOW BIZ... ANIMAL BEING...... -- Goodluck Obi
i known that you are an african man so you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? murther fucking dick heard -- Graham Hoffman |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:34 am |
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valachus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2007
Posts: 44
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:18 pm |
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macweasel wrote: |
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AS SOON AS SPIRITUAL DANE GUN, GETS TO YOU, YOU MUST DEFINITELY GIVE UP GHOST . |
What's that then?
A gun that fires Danish Clergy
A shotgun that fires pastries?
Does it fire bacon, or Lego? |
I think that "SPIRITUAL" means witch doctor, I've seen this word attached to several references to wizards and rituals, I think Dane Gun may be the doctor's trade name. |
_________________ Attorney 5t3v3n 5unny @ Law:
"As I was talking to you on phone this morning, I ran out of credit."
"The file you just sent concerning western union protocols, it is a bushtit."
"What would you expect me to explain to the monogram if they happen to arrest my secretary?"
"traveling to Switzerland to Norway will take you only 1hrs 30munite to Switzerland if you decide to travel by train"
Ad@m Willi@m, diplomat: "You can not play with my intelligence. I am very sharp. Nobody can play with me." |
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