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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:33 pm

Wow. I suggest that Juan gets that "Baiting Guru" title replaced with "Daughter of a Mermaid" for this one.
Great stuff.

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:51 pm

Well, she hasn't gone away but she's running out of steam:

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DEAD SUSAN , ALREADY IN THE GRAVE-YARD .

POOR SUSAN, YOU DON'T HAVE ORDINARY PHONE NUMBER, YET U CLAIM YOU HAVE ESTATES LEFT BY YOUR HUSBAND . YOU ARE A CHURCH-RAT POOR OLD WOMAN AM SORRY FOR YOU AND THE USELESS CHUKWU .

IS YOUR SICKNESS OVER ? I KNOW AND I KNOW, YOU CAN'T RESIST THE PUNISHMENT .THEN FURNISH WITH ONLINE FON NUMBER HOLIGAN WOMAN.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 69

What about Persephone posing as the Susan the half mermaid HOLYGAN? She could break out in gurgles every now and then. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:02 pm

That will be well worth the skype credit Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:38 pm

Good lord. I think you did some serious damage. this is my favourite thread.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:10 pm

Okay, this is a necro but since I'm the OP I think it's okay. Very Happy

I think this is an interesting and bizarre update.

The bait referred to in this thread is dead, alas. It would seem that the lads decided "Linda" was right and they simply disappeared on me. But while it was still working, two other lads suddenly popped up. I have no idea how they got my info but they had all the details on the fund and tried desperately to win me over. I screwed one of them with ITV5. The other lad is in Indonesia (verified repeatedly by his IP), claiming to be "on assignment" from the original bank in Nigeria (the fund of course was inexplicably in Indonesia...).

I jerked him around for weeks, then Usman chopped my payments and taunted the lad. Things got explosive in the past few days. Twisted Evil

This morning I received this gem, with an address something like "sayditruth4urlife@..." It's not signed but it has to be my old friend Linda coming back again. Once again it's HUGE FONT and the "dane gun" is back. Laughing

nutjob wrote:

YOU DAUGHTER OF EVIL,I LEARNT YOU HAVE STARTED YOUR WITCHCRAFTCY IN INDONESIA.

WHEN WILL YOU FORBID PASTERING AND CLUSTERING PEOPLES LIFE OVER WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DID NOT DO,THIS WAS HOW YOU DID IN GHANA AND LEFT PEOPLE WITH CONFUSION,NOW YOU ARE REPEATING IT BECAUSE YOU WERE LEFT FOR MERCY,OK I WILL NOW EXACTLY DEAL WITH YOU IF YOU ARE A HUMAN BEIGN,THEN IF YOU ARE A SPIRIT THE BEST,I WILL ENGAGE YOU WITH PRACTICAL WAR IN THE REALM OF THE SPIRITS,BEFORE IT WILL BRING YOUR MATTER BEFORE THE 333,666,777 AND THE 999's,VERY STUPID APE LIKE YOU ARE,WHITE PIG.

THE MORTAR OF THE DANE GUN WILL STRIKE YOU WITH INFIRMITIES,AND MOST OF ALL PARALYSIS.BIG FOOL WILL YOU LIVE PEOPLE ALONE AND STOP BEEN STUPID,WE HAVE KNOWN YOUR ACT,YOU KILL YOUR SO CALLED STUPID HUSBAND FOR YOU TO ENRICH HIM,BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,VAMPIRE.

What's so wonderful is that even though it appears she realized I've baited this other clown, she still can't understand why. The whole concept of baiting is incomprehensible to them -- why would I do something if there's no gain in it? Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 13

Some awesome abuse in this thread. Does it count double if it doesn't come from someone you are actually baiting??

Have you considered trying to cut her in on the deal?

Perhaps the suggestion of dollars be too great to resist!!

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:12 pm

I think you're off her christmas card list, Juan. Some beautiful quotes in there, original, too! Step on her toes again, while she's still fuming. Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:15 pm

Some more nice quotes Juan, she truly is a gift that keeps on giving. I also suggest you twist the knife on her some more. I doubt she will top her Daughter of Mermaid comment but it is worth a shot.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:21 pm

Ask her if she's still with her loser boyfriend. That should get a nice reaction.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:30 pm

What have I got to lose? Nothing. So I just sent her an email. I didn't use my character's address, instead I used my Usman account. She presumably knows about Usman from the chopped lad. From all her emails to date, it is very obvious that she's extremely superstitious. I may as well prey on that. I attached a picture of a fetish devil, Olokun, and sent the following curse:

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HAHAHAHAHA !!DI SMALL BABY IS CRYIN !HAHAHA !! FOOOOOLOOLLLLLL!!!!!
HA !MUGUN , I ALWAYS SABI EFRITIN U DO ,U SABI MI? EFRITIN ,ALWAYS. U BETTER BE AFRAID OF MAI JUJU, U CAN SAM-SAM DODGE MAI FETISH .I DEY GOIN 4 SACRIFICE DI GOAT NA PERFORM DI RITUAL DAT I FIT TRANSPORT MAI SPIRIT 4 UNA MEK I FIT GAZE UPON UR FACE NA CONTROL UR FUTURE . SOMEONE SHOW FACES 4 BI STARIN AT U ,NO BI ALARMED AS NA JUSS MI LOOKIN AT U THRU ANODA EYES .UNA GO SAM-SAM GET AWAY, OK .U GO SEE OBA .

JUJU ON UR FAMILY !U HAVE BEEN CURSED BY OLOKUN ,OKHIAN GBELUWAHIA ,IVBIO ORHIOVBAN .E DON HAPPY 2 U, POVERTY THRU OUT UR LIFE .

U R WHORE 4 MEN, UR PAPA IS WHORE 4 MEN . FOOOOOOOLLLLL !!!

Now that should get a rise out of her.... Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

Looks like you have a right live one there, I cant wait for her response.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:38 pm

Sweet cuppin' cakes!

They should make a signature badge for splitting a lad from his girlfriend

I couldn't do business with a man who can't even manage his girlfriend. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:30 pm

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YOU ARE A CHURCH-RAT POOR OLD WOMAN AM SORRY FOR YOU AND THE USELESS CHUKWU

Malcolm Reynolds copped that one recently:

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You are ungreatful humanbeing, i regret doing business with un trainned child like you, call your father i need to do because with your father, you are a church rat.

Is that phrase related in any way to the notion of being as poor as a church mouse?

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:28 pm

Now we have vampire daughters of mermaids Shocked

I may never go swimming in the sea again Laughing

Somehow I managed to miss this thread first time round due to RL, so I'm incredibly glad it got semi-necroed. It's just too funny. Well done that man

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:34 pm

callum, I owe you. Very Happy

Juan, this is hilarious stuff. I have just been reading the whole thing for the first time, and it's lmao-funny. Laughing

But you really should stop all this pastering and clustering, you know, it's very wrong of you. Shocked

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:56 pm

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5. BE READY TO RECEIVE SPIRITUAL DANE GUN. AS SOON AS SPIRITUAL DANE GUN, GETS TO YOU, YOU MUST DEFINITELY GIVE UP GHOST .YOU HAVE COMMITED EVIL AND MUST FACE THE NUSIC,

Uh...spiritual dane gun? Translation anyone? Is it a weapon of mass destruction

Personally, I think she's a big Shakespeare fan and the DANE GUN is an illusion to Hamlet further enhanced by her mention of "GIVING UP GHOST" ...an obvious reference to Hamlet's father. Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:07 pm

A wise man said this, which applies to lads:

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It has been suggested that if you took an infinite number of monkies typing on and infinite number of typewriters, they would produce all the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we now know this to be untrue.

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Tell Linda to meet you on 10 Jan 2008 in Oudiah, Benin to attend the annual Voodoo festival. Surely they'll hold a cursing contest for freelancers there.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:41 pm

Juan this is so funny my back went out laughing. I think you should send her VP's number to cause further mermaid confusion.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:42 pm

^^^
Freelancers? She sounds like a competent pro! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:11 am

Well, it's 2AM in Ghana but 'Linda' just emailed in response to my juju curse. Not a very satisfying reply, however. Confused

crazy girlfriend wrote:

mumu u don talk true,bastard of ages,na why ur father dey sofourn till his death,and u ve started like that,now u stupidly came bold,na ur death be this. OZU MMUO

I expected much better after the curse I put on her. Oh well, now to see if she writes to my character again.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:46 am

Bastard of ages?? I love it.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:34 am

http://www.informaworld.com/smpp/content~content=a713992756~db=all

More info on this mysterious "dane gun".

Now she seems to think you are a lad!

Would it be wrong to go@ts3 her? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 44

macweasel wrote:

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AS SOON AS SPIRITUAL DANE GUN, GETS TO YOU, YOU MUST DEFINITELY GIVE UP GHOST .

What's that then?

A gun that fires Danish Clergy

A shotgun that fires pastries?

Does it fire bacon, or Lego?

I think that "SPIRITUAL" means witch doctor, I've seen this word attached to several references to wizards and rituals, I think Dane Gun may be the doctor's trade name.

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