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Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 158

LMAO!! Eliza, that is brilliant!

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^^^Clearly he will need to join the church to demonstrate his piety.

The best churches require a tattoo. . . .

--J.D.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:06 am

ROFLMFAO I'm trippin all over myself!!! :nodo: 2ff Ahhhhh

Somebody save me from myself!!!!! :yikes:

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:17 am

Daayyyaaaamm woman!

You got the man on the ground, rollin in agony over an expensive safari for nothing and missing a $7 million payoff, and then you stab a great big one in his chest. Yeee Hawww! You ROCK!

This is more fun than watching my boss try to use a computer.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:29 am

@Eliza...

Awesome...
Poor Ed can't get no satisfaction.
It appears as if he is going to have to rescue his fair maiden all by his lonesome... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:09 am

I don't plan to ask for a picture.....

And I'm not sure about a tattoo *yet* Because what I am thinking of getting from him will be WAY more valuable (to me) and I think that you guys will enjoy it FAR MORE - - it will be entertainment that you will be refreshing this post to get to see.

But.....you shall sit on the edges of your seat first. I can't make promises I'll pull this one off - - but I'll damn sure try! I feel pretty confident, though.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:15 am

WTF - woke up to like 14 emails from Ed

HOLY SHIT - -

I'm going to go read - and will come back.

Looks like that email to him must have hit a nerve.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm do I respond to him this morning - - or do I make him wait until tonight or tomorrow. I am feeling nice.....I may wait until tomorrow night - - you know - priests are busy......

Edit:

Awwwwwwwwwwwww He is forwarding email correspondences to "prove" that he's not a 419er. LOL It's too bad, though. We ALL know that emails can be faked. You can EASILY type something in email and make it look like you are forwarding something. I'd pull the "without headers" I can't prove they are real - - but I don't want to educate Ed. So, I have a different plan (the one I've said before) to get him to prove it.

Quote:

Dear ,
Thanks for the mail..First of all I want you to know Iam not a scammer.Iam christain..I've a good career..I don't want you to send any money via western union..All I want you to do is to assist me in getting out of the hands of those miscreants.Iam afraid she is in grave danger..She is my fiancee..We were about to get married before this tragedy struck..She means alot to me..I love her..She personally asked me to send you a mail..Iam going to my previous email correspondence with my heartrob and those miscreants..Iam also going to be sending you my email correspondence with guys who are supposed to get her out ..Unfortunately,they were both killed by these miscreants.I guess that will go a long way to convince you that Iam serious..Please,I want you to read through these mails I forwarded to you carefully..This is a matter of life and death..In the name of God save her for me.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
.

Edit again....

The other emails are basically things you have already seen here.

Then he sent this one:

Quote:

Dear ,
I've just finished forwarded some email correspondence with my fiancee and the miscreants called Ugo.Note these mails correspondence were before after the abduction of my fiancee()..I hope this will go a long way to put things straight..This is no Joke..We are talking about somebody life here..In less than two weeks they will be in Kano In Nigeria.They are going to sell to a moslem cleric..Who knows what will become of her?..They may probably use her for rituals..These people are very diabolic..It is important we act fast..We need to get her out..I know you maybe finding this hard to believe..But you just have to believe..If possible,I will advise you contact those miscreants yourself via their mail address.You find their address in one my mail correspondence with them.Since Amy disappearance,I've been tracking them with aid of an FBI agent attached to the American Embassy in Malaysia.But all to no avail..They requested for parent's or guardian's address in the United States of America (USA).I couldn't provide them,because I don't have it.The only address I have was her grand father's address.But her grandfather died some years ago..I understand she is not in good term with her father..
Please,I beg you in the name of God come to her aid..I love her..These people after me and her seems to be Nigerians..They seems to know a lot about me..But I don't know them..How they got know about my fiancee is still a mystery...Like I said earlier,I strong believer in God..I believe God will not put to shame.I believe he will see Amy and I through..My God is able..He is a merciful God.He will give me victory over my adversaries..I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
.

Anyone have Ed's physical address? We may need to send him a shipment of adult diapers.......

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:30 am

Quote:

These people are very diabolic

I can imagine the FBI file entry for "": Young Nigerian, using assumed name: Probable involvement with fraudulent activity: Delusional: Invented fiancee and dramatic series of events around said fiancee, behaviour reminiscent of childhood imaginary friends, but has invented powerful enemies too: Paranoid Schizophrenic tendencies: Nut case:

Ah, darnit, I forgot to mail him yesterday. I'm ashamed, after all he did for us. I'll get his home addy just for the sake of it anyway, I'll tell him that I need to send him some stuff by snail mail, for security. When it doesn't arrive, we can tell him the collected it.

I'd love to see what happened if Amy announced to Ed that she had discovered that her cousin died without making a will, and she is the nearest living relative, so she will claim the estate, as it's just her ex-boyfriend or something applying for it at the moment. How the f*** would he get around that??

Quote:

How are you today?..How was your weekend?..I hope it was cool?..By now,I guess you must have gotten the receipts I forwarded to you..Did you succeed in getting the date extension from the court?..Iam worried..In my last mail,I demanded for some information from you..It is important you send me those information..It will save us a lot of trouble..Right now,those miscreants() already know Iam in Nigeria..Like I said earlier,I will take care of them..Iam in Nigeria..They are in for a rough time..I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:08 am

Quote:

Amy?

@Eliza I'm confused - explain yourself young lady

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:12 am

Evidently Amy's real name is (the singer)

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Great developments, I like the twist in the ongoing "saga" Laughing

This is great !

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:13 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Iam christain

Not only does he spell it wrong, the 'C' isn't even capitalized. Not the best way to get on Father B1@ck's good side.

Quote:

Petrovsky! BTW, if anybody is wondering the source of that name, I just happened to be watching some old WWF Wrestling Challenges from 1992 when I was discussing calling him, and came across this chap.

http://media.putfile.com/George-16

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:30 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

Evidently Amy's real name is (the singer)

That is so wierd that he would pick up on that. I used this account to bait as the singer and originally that name was on the replies to him. I changed the reply to just the email account name and he's never questioned me about it. He must have been looking at email from 2005 to see that.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:21 pm

Still following this... still dying laughing... Shocked

Sounds like you've got your pet searching through 3 years worth of emails for clues to what went wrong Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:44 pm

~HomerJFong,

At least he didn't call you "Doug" this time Laughing

.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:14 pm

I decided to go ahead and email Ed, because I need him to do something for me. Since I told him Amy will be traveling in 2 weeks, I need him to act fast - so I need to use Amy's situation to get him to do something that you guys are going to love.

Therefore, I can't post my email to Ed yet. I want to wait until I see if he's going to swallow the hook that's already in his mouth. If so, I want to reel him in and then show you the "big one" that we've caught. You are going to LOVE this!!!

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Hard to wait!

--J.D.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:16 am

If nothing else he's certainly got a thing for 'miscreants'. What else are you trying see if he has or not? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:37 am

Can anyone understand a damn thing he said? Was he sleeping with rocks in his mouth? It took him a while to wake up. I called him before and it rang and rang and rang. Then it took like 20 rings for him to pick up this time.

Did you hear a woman say something in the background???????? I think Ed IS married. I've heard a woman in a few phone calls now. Did you hear her in this one?

If you can make out anything Ed said - please post as I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Did he lie to me and say that Fr.JBlack is going to help me???

http://media.putfile.com/amy-7-17

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:36 am

Couldn't understand a word. Sounded like he was whispering perhaps?

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:48 am

Eliza, I don't know what crackpot scheme you've come up with now but I have full confidence it is absolutely brilliant! Very much looking forward to seeing under the curtain! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:43 am

Listened to it 5 times. Only bits I could make out with any real certainty were:

: "Did you contact ?"
: " calm down, calm down"

Then a bit later after more mumbling

: "Is he going to help me?"
: "Yes he is, he is"

So totally indistinct. Got the impression that the conversation was hushed as he either a) Did not want to wake someone up b) because was using hushed tones, he felt that he had to do the same...try it in day to day life...if you are in conversation with a person you are close to, just drop your voice steadily to a whisper, in most instances, the person you are speaking to will also whisper!

BUT

Almost 100% certain there was a female voice in the background on a couple of occassions.

This bait just keeps getting better and better...

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:09 am

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

I think Ed IS married. I've heard a woman in a few phone calls now.

Our favourite gee-man probably gets in the sack with a few different women, whether he's married or not. Paying, or otherwise. Smile

Most of them do.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:13 am

It's going to be great if becomes really suspicious though. will need to prove his loyalty to her all over again perhaps.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^^Indeed! Indeed!

Were there not . . . "expenses" . . . incurred in Singapore that are unexplained?

But that would mean 3d is . . . unfaithful!!!11!! [!--Ed.]

Clearly he needs to demonstrate his commitment to .

--J.D.

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