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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:09 pm

^^^ Aaaargh! God! That avatar! All these years have passed, and still I feel a mixture of nausea, despair, rage.... it's hard to describe, really. I thought it had passed. Perhaps it never will. Sad

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:17 pm

^^The curse of Maggie will remain with us forever... People will still be having nightmares about her in 2080.

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Labour will.

--J.D.

P.S. Okay, after that brief political interlude, so 3d has a "Mrs. 3d." Does she know about 4my? Does 4my know about her?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:10 pm

HomerJFong wrote:

If you want a call made to 3d from the Singapore Tourism Authority Board (STAB)

Yes! Yes! Remember to ask him if the piracy in the area forced him to cancel any local travel plans. I'm somewhat convinced that Ed bought a Nigerian passport with his traveling name, which we know. It's in the thread, but I can look it up for you.
Actually in the very begining Ed told me he was married and I have a work document he filled out that says so. When he proposed, I pretended to "forget" that little fact.

Oh my God, I can't believe this! I was just about to send an email from Amy's account that had one line. "I am in Maidugui" Just to see where it went and if I could get _one last_ small safari to Chad. Well, small for him. Look what got delivered to my mailbox not 1/2 hour before

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Sweetheart,
Iam sorry for my late response..Right now,Iam in Nigeria..Iam really sorry for all the trouble I've caused you..I don't really know what these guys want from me..Iam really worried about you..Anyway,I've reported your case to the American Embassy in singapore.The FBI are on the case..They are on their tail...We are going to bust them very soon.These people are Nigerians..Nobody f*cks with me and get away with it..I've already gotten contacts of their relatives in Nigeria.They will hear from me very soon.I've Captain Jack Sparrow's picture..I am going to hit him very hard..I promise him that..He has just f*ck with the wrong guy..My only regret is you.. I guess,you are still in their possesion..I know that they will read this mail..They will hear from me very soon.These people have scattered my dreams..They've driven me to the wall..They've stolen my joy.Iam going to get it back..I've been trying to contact Dougie,but all to no avail.
Darlin',I will continue to pray for you..They will leave you very soon..They will be forced to do so..I want you to bear this in mind no matter what happens..I will always love you..We are still going to get married..No forces on earth can stop us..I still remember the Peom you wrote for me..Everytime,I think about you..I cry..Be strong and brave my love..I love you.I look forward to your response.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:30 pm

Pah! Excuses, excuses. We can have his flight ticket and a few other things. He was so shit up, he says, he abandoned his luggage.

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Thanks for the mail..Anyway,Iam not used in keeping receipts.I left singapore with fear..I left my baggage in my hotel room.I spent my last two in Singapore in the Central Intelligence Department Headquater.I was escorted to the airport by the Singaporean security officers.
For now,I don't think I can provide the receipts to every of my expenses in Singapore.Right now,I can only provide my Flight ticket,some of my hotel bill receipts and my entry pass into Sentosa beach.I left my traveller's agent receipt in the baggages I abandoned in the hotel.I will scan and forward them to you before the week runs out.Please,it is important you send me your office and Private phone numbers.I want us to be discussing more on phone.My personal phone number +234********.These seven dragon gang maybe monitoring my mails.Iam still wondering on how they seems to know alot about me.However,endeavour to reach me as soon as you get the date extension.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:40 pm

^^^ Maybe a rep from the 7 dragons could give him a call? Twisted Evil

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Wow!

This 3d is just the gift that keeps on giving.

Should any lurker feel the least bit sorry for the prat, consider his letter to 4my. I am sure the FBI are right on her tail. . . .

Okay, stupid question, is there anyway to pin down a location of this guy--maybe make him go to some location known at "such-and-such a time" so a member of the "7 Dr4gons" can mention it in a phone call? THAT should actually make him soil his panties.

Though, now that I think of it--is that a "known" number for him? If he gets a call will he figure out who gave it to the "7 Dr4gons?"

--J.D.

Master Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 142

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

^^^ Aaaargh! God! That avatar! All these years have passed, and still I feel a mixture of nausea, despair, rage.... it's hard to describe, really. I thought it had passed. Perhaps it never will. Sad

Now that you mention it, when I look at it , its like nails down a board therefor changed for everybodys comfort.

Does anyone mind if I give 3dd a call at about 4-3 a.m and tell him to look out of his front door, etc.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:33 pm

PDS - you may want to delete his number from your post so that no one else abuses it.

That is the first and only advice i will give on this bait as it is absolutely incredible!

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:57 pm

fawnykate: Thank you. Your new avatar is much less evocative, and easier on the eye. Boards down the nails describes the old one better. Smile

budanzig: A few baiters abusing Ed could be a good thing�, but I did forget to hide his number. Easily done. Ta. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:10 pm

@ Mr Mugu. Although we obviously doubt that Ed's doing much at all to track down it would be fun to somehow keep prompting him to show exactly what he's doing to try to revenge Amy's kidnapping. I agree, once Ed knows that Amy is back in Nigeria he'll probably at least have one last go to try to get her and the money back.

By the way, where is the $7 million actually supposed to be at the moment?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:12 pm

mr. mugu wrote:

HomerJFong wrote:

If you want a call made to 3d from the Singapore Tourism Authority Board (STAB)

Yes! Yes!

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PM his number in Nigeria and I'll be sure to ring his dingy.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:27 pm

The 7 million is where it's always been: in the bank account of the deceased, waiting to be transferred.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:45 pm

^^ Which country I meant? Sorry about that should have been more precise.

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Outstanding bait, guys! Congrats to both Psychedelia and Mr Mugu. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 158

Quote:

Sweetheart,
Iam sorry for my late response..Right now,Iam in Nigeria..Iam really sorry for all the trouble I've caused you..I don't really know what these guys want from me..Iam really worried about you..Anyway,I've reported your case to the American Embassy in singapore.The FBI are on the case..They are on their tail...We are going to bust them very soon.These people are Nigerians..Nobody f*cks with me and get away with it..I've already gotten contacts of their relatives in Nigeria.They will hear from me very soon.I've Captain Jack Sparrow's picture..I am going to hit him very hard..I promise him that..He has just f*ck with the wrong guy..My only regret is you.. I guess,you are still in their possesion..I know that they will read this mail..They will hear from me very soon.These people have scattered my dreams..They've driven me to the wall..They've stolen my joy.Iam going to get it back..I've been trying to contact Dougie,but all to no avail.
Darlin',I will continue to pray for you..They will leave you very soon..They will be forced to do so..I want you to bear this in mind no matter what happens..I will always love you..We are still going to get married..No forces on earth can stop us..I still remember the Peom you wrote for me..Everytime,I think about you..I cry..Be strong and brave my love..I love you.I look forward to your response.

Direct Translation.
Dear Maga,

I have run back to Nigeria like a little wussy boy. I haven't done anything about it and shall lie through my teeth now to pretend I have so that the evil Nigerians who have kidnapped you understand the simple truth. You are not worth a red cent to me so holding you is pointless. When they realise this, they will likely chop off your head or something to that effect so I hope you remembered to update your will.

When this happens, your lawyer can find me hiding under mummies skirt.

Love to your money

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:35 pm

This business with Ed abandoning his luggage: There's a few possibilities.

1) Being flat broke, he skipped town without paying his bill.
2) He left all the incriminating stuff behind at the hotel deliberately.
3) The police ran him out of town, and he didn't have a chance to get his gear.
4) He was just too plain scared to go back and get it
5) All, or some, of the above, in any combination

All those are fine. I'm sure there are others.

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How are you today?..I hope all is well?..Did you manage to get the date extension from the court.Below is an attached carbon copy of my flight ticket and a receipt of my hotel bills.The official amount of my air fare is indicated in Naria #230,879.00 which is equivalent to 1500.00 US Dollars.You will find it on the flight ticket. I bought my flight ticket from a traveller's agent here from Nigeria.The actual amount I bought the ticket from the agent is 1900 US Dollars.The agent gave me a receipt in this respect.But like I said I left most of my lugages at the hotel.Most of these receipt is inside my lugages.For now,that is all I can lay my hands on..I will scan and forward any other receipt I come across.
Meanwhile,like I requested in my previous mail.Please it important you send me your Office and Private Phone numbers.It is very necessary.I don't want our conversation to be only via email.It is important I speak to you on phone.There are some issues partaining these inheritance that is has been bugging me that I want you to address.I want you to also send me the name and full address of your law firm.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 158

Cant possibly accept that flight ticket. Cant read anything on it.... least of all, his name. LOL

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:05 pm

Flight ticket is definitely unacceptable. And the hotel receipt it only for three days - what about the other 17 odd days her stayed in Singapore?

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:08 pm

That's the carbon copy of the booking slip from the agent. Looks genuine enough to me.
See a few posts back, where he mentions all the missing receipts. If he paid that amount for three days at the hostel, then 21 days definitely wasn't that cheap.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

The ticket is real Twisted Evil

As well as the hotel bill... which makes 3d's stay in sin^ quite a cash load Smile

Can't believe he left his stuff behind at the hotel.... skipped town with police escourt.... 3d was scared sh!tless Twisted Evil

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^^^^Really hope all of that is true, and 3d is not hyping his suffering.

--J.D.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Any way someone could phone the hotel to try and see if he did leg it and leave his stuff behind?

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:58 am

^^^^^^^@Doctor X
Same here; is there some way to check on his story? Cool

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:19 am

Well, considering he's expecting a refund for every receipt he produces, and he was told a long time ago that it was most important to keep any and all receipts, there's a very good chance he really didn't pick up all his stuff before his sharp exit.

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