Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Done, was that the right name I xxxx out?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks SP, yes that was the correct name. My character is currently imto romance baiting and just couldn't resist his sweet invitation.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Email from Dan to the couriers, is he threatening me Very Happy

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Quote:

Hello Courier,
Is like you dont want me to collect this car if you dont make any good move about all this details i need you won't like what will happen and what is the name and number of the vessel that brought the car to
nigeria i need all this details from you as fast as possible i'm sorry for the inconviniences but i have to why dont you have an agent here in nigeria so it was not be stressful to your customer.

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:22 pm

/\/\ He was told the name of the boat was SS Sh1ver, stupid boy. SP, you are very irresponsible not having an agent in every city in the world, your customers may be inconvenienced.

Quote:

@ Roy, shall we now tell him that the car has been collected, what do you reckon? Seems no point having him go to Tin Can island, now that he already seems to be in Lagos

Hell, no, lets see if he can get in trouble for pestering the port police, they take a dim view of lads who waste their time, ask the seamugu. Next week we can drop our bombshell and send him the article, I'm going to pm Housefly and ask him to shop in a harbourmaster's cap on the guy leaning on the car, and make some reference to him in the article, just to cause trouble.
*********************

Meanwhile, predictable reply from dan to the randy nun.

Quote:

Hello Dear,
How are you today hope you re doing fine?
So about me coming from nigeria to Ghana i cant
afford the money Rolling Eyes

the money is very big because now i'm
brook and i'm very busy now so can you come to nigeria
? so i can see you and can you buy me a playstation 3
not until I've bloody got one!
i love playing game too because its my hobbies.
i need your urgent response
From Dan

Everything in this bait is fake btw. Except Dan, you couldn't make him up. Rolling Eyes

PS, happy 3000th post to me, on the last page I guess, I just noticed.

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:24 pm

I hope the changes work for you guys. I had to alter the posted file as I couldn't find the originals amongst the gloop on my machine. If you need a finer version or changes shout. cheers H

http://members.419eater.com/~housefly/cutting2.jpg

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 4

great job, albeit the article does contain some errors, but i love this entire episode.
kudos to all involved. Smile

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:39 pm

Been up since 5am so if somebody wants to proof read it... pm me the fixes...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 4

I didn't mean anything bad, but it looks as if you have changed it a bit, so the errors i saw are no longer there.
again, kudos
simply awesome! Smile

I love it.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:50 am

Scam Patroller wrote:

Email from Dan to the couriers, is he threatening me Very Happy

:

Quote:

Hello Courier,
Is like you dont want me to collect this car if you dont make any good move about all this details i need you won't like what will happen and what is the name and number of the vessel that brought the car to
nigeria i need all this details from you as fast as possible i'm sorry for the inconviniences but i have to why dont you have an agent here in nigeria so it was not be stressful to your customer.

WOW Scam Patroller that looks like a threat to me! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:27 am

That article is excellent, Housefly, thanks a lot. Thumbs up

Ahoy Mr Bond!

I'm sure Dan will enjoy finding out what happened to his car, the beauty of it is that he will still believe that it all happened, and he was so close to a fortune....

EDIT: He told David that he was up for more poster work.....

Quote:

So many questions, Dan. I'm sure Fxxxx will tell you about her herself.

You want my credit card details? hahah, so does everyone, especially
Victoria. I dont think American Express Platinum would be very happy
though, there's a million dollar limit on the card.

Its a shame I didnt know you were after Roy when he rang the other
day. Sir Alex has given him a few days off before the new season
starts, and he's relaxing on an island off Fiji, with his mobile
switched off, so noone can reach him.

Theres not much to do with posters at the moment. How are you with
fire-eating? The people who make chilli pizzas want me to do one, but
my insurance company won't let me touch it.

I must go, my car has arrived, were off to yet another promotion for
LA Galaxy. I attach a picture from yesterday's launch.

Your mate, David

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Time is PDT. Three hours later he is still online.

He gave my character nothing to work with. No job, no prospects. She forgot at first about the soccer thing & David. FrumpyBB did a little quick wikipedia for her.

If he sends the picture then F**** will open up a little about herself.

F***** (4:31:33 AM): hi, i just came on
F***** (4:31:36 AM): how r u?
lad (4:32:03 AM): yes i'm fine
lad (4:32:11 AM): so how was your day
F***** (4:32:42 AM): well, it really hasn't begun yet.
F***** (4:32:47 AM): i woke up early
F***** (4:33:07 AM): how was yr day?
lad (4:33:14 AM): ok dearest love
lad (4:33:22 AM): it was bore with out you
F***** (4:33:30 AM): really?
F***** (4:33:35 AM): tell me about yrself
lad (4:33:46 AM): i was thinking of how you will look like in your picture
lad (4:33:57 AM): well i'm a nice guy
F***** (4:33:59 AM): can u see it?
lad (4:34:40 AM): havent seen it
F***** (4:35:15 AM): i can't see yr picture either
F***** (4:35:19 AM): mine is right there
F***** (4:35:24 AM): tell me about yrself
F***** (4:35:29 AM): how old r u?
lad (4:35:54 AM): 23
lad (4:35:56 AM): u?
F***** (4:36:08 AM): too old for u
F***** (4:36:10 AM): 27
lad (4:36:28 AM): its kool dont matter is all about love
F***** (4:36:44 AM): really
F***** (4:36:49 AM): what do u do?
lad (4:37:42 AM): well i'm still kooling but all i need now is that i want to go to UK and become a footballer
lad (4:38:03 AM): would you mind if your husband being a footballer?
F***** (4:38:07 AM): footballer?
lad (4:38:16 AM): yes dear
F***** (4:38:26 AM): what is that?
lad (4:39:17 AM): people who play football Example like David
F***** (4:39:40 AM): ohh, we call it soccer here
F***** (4:40:04 AM): american football is different
lad (4:40:12 AM): well is true i made a mistake
lad (4:40:17 AM): ok
lad (4:40:26 AM): now i understand
F***** (4:40:32 AM): no, u didn't make a mistake
F***** (4:40:39 AM): it's just different culture thing
lad (4:40:45 AM): ok
lad (4:40:57 AM): so dearest what do you really do?
F***** (4:41:36 AM): let's talk more about u first
F***** (4:41:49 AM): i have to get to know u a little
lad (4:42:05 AM): i'm a nigeria guy
lad (4:42:10 AM): single too
F***** (4:42:33 AM): nigeria, where in nigeria?
lad (4:42:41 AM): i'm a little bit dark in complexion
lad (4:42:50 AM): Lagos state
lad (4:43:00 AM): have you been there before?
F***** (4:43:13 AM): i never have, tell me about it
lad (4:43:56 AM): well is such a grooving place
lad (4:44:17 AM): and a place good for investment
F***** (4:44:24 AM): really
F***** (4:44:29 AM): what kind of investment?
lad (4:44:57 AM): like having a company because its a commercial place
F***** (4:45:09 AM): do u have a company?
lad (4:45:46 AM): no i'm a poor boy for now
F***** (4:46:31 AM): oh, so no job?
F***** (4:46:38 AM): no prospects?
lad (4:47:19 AM): no you know i have'nt finish my skooling and eventhough i finish i will not get a job
lad (4:47:31 AM): that why i want to play soccer
lad (4:47:54 AM): so i make a very kool money is'nt that good?
F***** (4:48:01 AM): that is good
F***** (4:48:09 AM): what r u going to school for?
lad (4:48:56 AM): i have just a little time
lad (4:49:15 AM): just may be next week i'll be off
F***** (4:49:27 AM): ?
F***** (4:49:31 AM): next week?
F***** (4:49:35 AM): what do u mean?
lad (4:50:28 AM): finishing my year one examination i'll go off
F***** (4:51:04 AM): u will finish school next week?
lad (4:51:33 AM): week
lad (4:51:38 AM): my year one
F***** (4:51:56 AM): you will finish yr first year of school next week?
lad (4:52:06 AM): yes
lad (4:52:27 AM): so you tell me about your self
F***** (4:53:15 AM): so why do u say u will not have a job after u finish school?
lad (4:55:01 AM): because many of my friend that finsh i dont always have job very many
lad (4:55:39 AM): job here is very hard to get except when you have influence
F***** (4:55:43 AM): really
lad (4:55:44 AM): thats just it
lad (4:55:48 AM): yes
F***** (4:56:00 AM): how much do u practice soccer
lad (4:56:28 AM): i know how to play it very very when
F***** (4:56:37 AM): r u on a team there?
lad (4:56:37 AM): i'm a very good star
lad (4:56:47 AM): not really
lad (4:57:20 AM): but i have a friend in UK that want me to come and play for his club in UK
F***** (4:57:29 AM): tell me about that
lad (4:57:43 AM): true in manchester united
lad (4:57:56 AM): do you know the club?
F***** (4:58:37 AM): i think i have heard of that (this where i realize oops)
lad (4:59:31 AM): the second world best club
lad (5:00:06 AM): so dear where do you really live in US
F***** (5:00:36 AM): Beverly hills
lad (5:00:57 AM): and what do really do?
F***** (5:01:01 AM): didn't david play for manchester united? (frumpy to the rescue)
lad (5:01:42 AM): he played but real madrid now bought him from manchester united
F***** (5:02:59 AM): wasn't that in 2003?
lad (5:03:01 AM): so dear what do you do?
lad (5:03:08 AM): yes dear
F***** (5:03:38 AM): but not now
F***** (5:03:53 AM): he left real
lad (5:04:04 AM): how do you mean there dont understand
F***** (5:04:17 AM): he is in US now
lad (5:04:26 AM): yes
lad (5:04:34 AM): in LA
F***** (5:04:48 AM): right
F***** (5:04:57 AM): where i live
lad (5:05:07 AM): yes
F***** (5:05:13 AM): what can i call u?
F***** (5:05:19 AM): daniel, dan, danny?
lad (5:05:22 AM): now
lad (5:05:26 AM): ?
F***** (5:05:41 AM): no yr name, what do u go by?
F***** (5:05:48 AM): what do u like to be called?
F***** (5:05:54 AM): daniel, dan danny?
F***** (5:05:56 AM): which
lad (5:06:04 AM): daniel
F***** (5:06:29 AM): u prefer i call u daniel?
lad (5:06:34 AM): ooh forgotten i haven't seen you i believe you will be very caring
F***** (5:06:45 AM): i will email u a picture.
lad (5:06:56 AM): and there is nothing i love more than that
F***** (5:07:02 AM): how sweet
F***** (5:07:07 AM): where is yr picture
F***** (5:07:18 AM): i don't send pictures to men i do not know
lad (5:07:37 AM): tell david to send you one of my picture
F***** (5:07:51 AM): david is awfully busy
F***** (5:07:57 AM): i wouldn't bother him about that
F***** (5:08:00 AM): u send it to me
lad (5:08:11 AM): ok dont worry i'll send you ok
F***** (5:08:16 AM): ok
F***** (5:08:21 AM): it was nice chatting with u
F***** (5:08:33 AM): i'll be looking forward to getting yr picture
lad (5:08:38 AM): 23xxxxxxxxxxx
lad (5:08:52 AM): +23xxxxxxxxxx
F***** (5:08:56 AM): when will i chat with u again?
lad (5:09:44 AM): but i dont really know i dont always have money but i'll try and see what i can do about it
lad (5:09:56 AM): so dear what do you really do
F***** (5:10:15 AM): i have to go now
F***** (5:10:25 AM): i told u, i need to know more about u
lad (5:10:32 AM): chatting with you, seems to me i'm on top of the world smile
F***** (5:10:32 AM): see yr picture
F***** (5:10:41 AM): awww, that's so sweet
lad (5:10:55 AM): fell very great
F***** (5:11:06 AM): y does it cost money to chat?
lad (5:11:14 AM): but dear when will i meet you
lad (5:11:21 AM): i dont have a computer
F***** (5:11:30 AM): oh, how r u chatting with me now?
lad (5:11:56 AM): in the cafe and i bought it
lad (5:12:00 AM): very cost
F***** (5:12:04 AM): how much?
lad (5:12:19 AM): N500
F***** (5:12:29 AM): does it have a cam?
lad (5:12:36 AM): no
F***** (5:12:42 AM): o i c
F***** (5:13:01 AM): well, i'm sure we will see each other online sometime
lad (5:13:02 AM): when will i meet you
F***** (5:13:14 AM): when will u be on computer again?
lad (5:13:40 AM): can you send me your moblie number or you call me
lad (5:13:41 AM): ?
F***** (5:13:58 AM): i told u, i need to chat with u more
F***** (5:14:06 AM): we need to learn about each other first
F***** (5:14:10 AM): send me yr pic
F***** (5:14:19 AM): when can we chat again
lad (5:14:45 AM): but i'll like to have your cell line
lad (5:15:01 AM): so i'll call you because i can predict now
lad (5:15:48 AM): not to worry maybe on thursday but you always online
lad (5:15:53 AM): is'nt it?
F***** (5:16:01 AM): well, of course i'm not always online
lad (5:16:17 AM): but you at home now?
F***** (5:16:20 AM): do u think i have nothing better to do than sit by the computer?
F***** (5:16:25 AM): yes, now i am at home
lad (5:16:48 AM): dear i need a favor from you
F***** (5:16:53 AM): what's that?
lad (5:17:05 AM): can you get a webcam
F***** (5:17:16 AM): what is up with u?
F***** (5:17:31 AM): i think we should just forget this
F***** (5:17:42 AM): i need to go now
lad (5:17:42 AM): i'm sorry
lad (5:17:46 AM): please
F***** (5:17:47 AM): nice chatting with u
F***** (5:17:56 AM): i am going to go,
F***** (5:18:01 AM): if u want to talk more
F***** (5:18:05 AM): send me yr pic
F***** (5:18:10 AM): then we will chat again
lad (5:18:12 AM): and dont worry i'll try in two day time we chat again
F***** (5:18:16 AM): ok,
F***** (5:18:18 AM): bye now
lad (5:18:22 AM): love you
lad (5:18:32 AM): lots of hugs and kisses
lad (5:19:31 AM): bye i'll still keep thinking of you
lad (5:19:38 AM): you too caring
lad (5:20:03 AM): i hope you will have a good dream a lovely day
lad (5:20:13 AM): cheers

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:52 am

^^^^^^^@redshoes17
Thanks for that chat log, I never realized that they had to pay for time to chat. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:32 am

^^^ Yeah I use the chat modality a bit.

They often, after an hour or so, say "brb need to buy more time". I always demand they get back on the original computer they were using because I can't read this posts. This hopefully starts a nice lad war in the cafe.

Chat is good but you don't usually make much progress because they are so non-committal.

That said, I managed, in two successive chats, to discuss my lad travelling to the UK, me travelling to South Africa, me changing the ticket I bought to end up going to Nigeria and finally settling on the lad picking me up in Ghana. Great stuff! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:50 am

@Red AMAZING! Shocked

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:53 am

^^^ @ Mindfreak - it sounds a lot better than it probably is in reality, it may not happen yet, i'll take your very kind compliment if and when i manage to safari him.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:15 am

^^^^^^^@Red
BELIEVE - Mind, Body, & Spirit - I believe you will! Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

The best part is that once I get them on my chat list I can see when they are online. I was in and out but to my best guess this lad spent around 15 hours at the cafe yesterday. He's already there today.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Red wrote:

Chat is good but you don't usually make much progress because they are so non-committal.

He seems quite committed to be F's husband.

Maybe you're not doing it right red, I get proposals everyday. Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:31 am

^^^ lmao, they always propose in chat. I meant more along the lines of making decisions. They don't like doing it in chat because they have to think fast and, well, many of them can't.

That said, I recently negotiated a cargo ship ride in chat... so not all bad! Laughing

Ok, enough hijacking of this thread by myself, where is that damned aston?!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Your lad lies roy. LOL. He's in the cafe everyday, nearly all day. He's one of the ones that puts in some long hours. He still hasn't sent the picture to F. But today he had one I could see while we were chatting. He was holding a sign, I couldn't see what the sign said. He said it was an advertisement for somebody. Is there a story there?

He wanted to know if David was around. He'd heard about David's injured ankle.

He said he has no job and that his uncle takes care of him as a son.

He hopes that I am not annould (annoyed) with him. He again promises to send his pic right now. He does not. He does promise to chat again tomorrow.

I didn't have much time to play with him this morning. I was cooking breakfast at the time and had to leave to take my daughter to an appointment.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:26 pm

I have two pics of him holding a sign saying '', see the Trophy Room, near the end. He thinks he's advertising Victoria's new perfume. Razz

More I want, I want. You'll get a lot of that.

Quote:

David,
So how is everything hope all is well i did you tell Roy about the car i think you did so .
so how about the children hope they doing fine.
David please can you help me i need a laptop the one i'm using now just got bad and please when Roy ring you anyday you tell him about the car.
Is Roy still in south america he dont want to go back to UK.
David eventhough you dont mind send me you just help me with with anykind of credit card eventhough if it is just a little money inside and please David can you send me a visa i need one a USA visa and i want to come for a vacation in LA with you can you sponsor it
Thanks David and please send me Roy's mobile number eventhough he is switch off when he is on i'll call him ok
fxxx told me you injured your ankle hope its really getting better

I think Roy may turn up and send him the news article later today. I think Dan deserves it. His Ip is Lagos still, maybe he'll walk the streets looking for his Aston Martin.

Quote:

Hi,

My ankle swelled up on the flight to LA, and hasnt been right since. Its a worry, thousands will be here to see us play Chelsea.

I watched LA Galaxy last night, they were rubbish. On the other hand so were the other team, i will run rings round them when I am fit.

Roy warned me that you would ask for lots of gifts and money, dan, stop it if you want to be friends. everyone wants a piece of my wealth, its very wearing.

How are you getting on with Fxxx?

If you can produce a picture of yourself doing some kind of fire eating, and it doesn't look fake, i should be able to get money of of the Can you help? As I said, they asked me , but my insurance company won't let me do it.

David

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

will someone please mask my character's name ^^^ thx

today he is now offline

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:17 pm

Caught it in my post, missed it in Dan's. All sorted now.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:29 pm

Quote:

Hi Dan,

After going to Argentina, to try and sort out the Tevez affair, I have
been lying on a beach in Fijii for a couple of days, I'm using a
computer in the hotel, so I'll have to be brief.

I presume you must have your car now, as it is making a big impression
in Lagos.
Wayne sent me the attached article, one of his African fans saw it in
the local paper and sent it to him. Is that you leaning on the car? I
thought you were smaller.

Wayne says that is definitely his old car, its the same registration
number, . Be careful of the ejector seat, Dan, one of the
reasons he got rid of the car was because he spat Colleen out of the
sunroof on the M62, putting her in hospital.

I hope you have many happy miles in her, and can stop hassling me for money.

Were off to Japan for the pre season tour, so I wont have much time to
check my emails.I'm flying straight from Fijii to join the team.

All the Best, Roy

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:19 am

Quote:

i need a laptop the one i'm using now just got bad

Naughty, naughty laptop! Laughing

What a cheeky bloody lad! He is so greedy it boggles the mind, and lazy too. I think this one deserves 'special' attention when you're done with him Wink

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