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Lorissa_Andre
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 30
Location: BrizVegas
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:02 am |
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I am baiting Br0wn D4v1d and decided after a long and drawn out story to use 1tv5.
I sent him a letter from the forum pretending to be from moneygram agent "Matt Damon" which said at the end:
You must go to the following secure website:
http://www.v3r1fysec.c0m/
once there, copy and paste the following security code into the appropriate box:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
then click the "Show MTCN" button and answer the questions WITHOUT PAUSE.
Now notice the answer he wrote to question 1:
Mugu Timestamp: 13/07/2007 07:02:10 GMT-8
Server timestamp: 13/07/2007 07:03:43 GMT
Question #: 1
Question: Are you the intended recipient?
Answer: WITHOUT PAUSE
*slaps head and groans with exasperation*...
Now he's confused and asking me what's going on.
Dear Dxxxxx Lxxxxxx,
Thanks for your mail and i want yoiu to know that everything in other to confirm from you now and please kindly get back to me again because i check everything online but is not show reference number now that MTCN control number to me which is 8digit now and i dont know if they have change everything please kindly get back to me now and let me know the next step again .
Thanks
I had to subtly hint that the answer to the questions is not "Without Pause".
I just wanted to share my frustration with all.
Happy Baiting. |
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Mr Fishe
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2003
Posts: 2242
Location: PL_Goldrush
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:13 am |
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Lads can take things very literally, can�t they? Reminds me of a pair I had, I gave them very careful instructions of what to write on their signs, and then just to be sure wrote �Make sure you write the slogan nice and clear�. So they sent me:
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_________________ Lads love forms!
Magic eye fun: Western Union MoneyGram
Pre-transfer red tape: Department of Homeland Security HM Revenue & Customs
Mandatory customer survey: Western Union
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:22 am |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:03 am |
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Hi Mr F^---great trophy--
So is the lad on the left side the wealthier of the duo because he has socks and longer pants? Did they even bother to consult a dictionary on the meaning of the word 'slogan' ??? |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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FredFlinstone
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 202
Location: Australia
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:12 am |
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Lorissa_Andre wrote: |
I sent him a letter from the forum pretending to be from moneygram agent "Matt Damon" which said at the end: |
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_________________ 'Go and call back your money i will write my bank and let them know that you are not a honest man.do not write me anymore.bye' - M4ri4m Mus4
'then no business bye for good or you got me in contact with some one whom i will call and hear from.' J0hn Ph!l3m0n
"Lol,you are a real pussy! go find someone else to patronize yo' sh*mwith.cos with me,y'all dont wanna play HardBall Sucker!" M4rk Krus+
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:12 am |
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@Mr Fishe
Is that St James' Park in the background? They sign anybody. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Bloody infuriating, they either don't get it right at all, or they get it too right.
Jervis Tetch wrote: |
So is the lad on the left side the wealthier of the duo because he has socks and longer pants? |
No. He just has shorter legs. Those are cricket socks, he's a good all-rounder. The guy on the right is richer, he smiles more, and has a zip on his jersey that continues around the crotch of his shorts. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:19 pm |
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@Mr Fishe
I reckon that the photo that you got by mistake, is probably a damn sight better than the one that was requested in the first place...and the lad in the red top can see the funny side of it too
Its a classic.. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:06 pm |
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@MrFishe - yep that sure is funnier than if they had done what you asked
AND someone asked if Lads are getting smarter |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Posted:
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:29 am |
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Hi PsycheDelia^
Now that I see it, you've got me wondering about that zipper...I somehow fail to fathom the necessity for it... Makes me wonder what the wages for a Lagos seamstress are. And the lads who sell them zippers and short-pants----and so on. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:19 pm |
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It's all the rage in ladland, the 'two-piece'. When the zip is completely unfastened, the kit falls away in two symmetrical halves. This saves the lad expending too much cybercafe loafing energy getting the thing on and off between photoshoots. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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