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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:26 am

Ha Ha, Vp it was Father Crispin, that Stephan Kona wanted to speak to when he left a message. Hard to understand the poor English Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:52 pm

4 NJbaiter...I think? Barr Joe from England wants to speak to Joe????

After questioning him for 4 minutes and his persistence I went to go get 'you' he waited 2 minutes of relative quite except for the exclamation of 'O my lord' then he hung up Laughing

After a few minutes he calls back for you..I told him that you picked up the phone and no one was there.and so now you were just in the driveway leaving, shame he was not on the phone when you answered it Twisted Evil

I can tell he still likes me because he said 'goodbye' the second time instead of the usual slamming the phone down after incomprehensible mutterings LOL.

I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Joe6mins
http://media.putfile.com/Joe2ndCall

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:13 am

^^^^^^^LMAO @ I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Hopefully Mr. Dav1d will be giving you another ring, that Mr. Be110 is about to chop your dolla. Hope you can retrieve in time before he gets his hands on the cash Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 5

Hello,

I'm new and I've been sending a couple of mine over to you... so if you get any calls for Bill Lumbergh, thats me Smile

BM

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:26 am

^^^^^^^@beermuppet I hope that isn't your real name. :yikes:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:29 am

I have been ill the last couple days and will sort the voicemails once I get back on my feet. Till then it is the lads fault if I do not answer Wink

sorry for the inconvience Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Get well soon VP.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:22 pm

Hope you feel better soon.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:43 pm

Please feel better soon, I miss you Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:54 am

POOOFFFFF!!!!!!! You are all more better good vpmanchester. jump_4_joy

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:11 pm

Get well soon, that's more important, rest and vitamins and my Moms chicken soup Laughing

My lad can wait with his two Irish wolfhounds, no hurry no worry,
Get well first and have a great weekend

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:25 pm

Thanks all I am finally back on my feet and ready for a holiday Razz

. I am off to Scotland next week so maybe you should send the calls Calvin's way (scottish female pimp number) and I will resume when I return

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:44 am

Have a good break from the grind vpmanchester. Very Happy

@bill2 Speaking of Irish, I just received 2 $1000 money grams from ENTERPRISE IRELAND and I might need someone to speak with them for me because I am deaf and DUMB. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:40 pm

Heres a VM from Lad from India, I am not sure if this is the 'pastor' I spoke to last week or not. The lad does sound abit unhappy anyway..so good job Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/LadIndia

I am switching calls over to Calvin now until 30 July.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:17 pm

I have been receiving a few calls lately and will post them if anyone is expecting them? Or they may just be stragglers Very Happy

One wants to meet in London (I think maybe Steve is the name?)

Also a confused barrister had a chat with my VM

Other than that everything is back to abnormal and ready to take ur calls

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:08 pm

Hi VP.Welcome back! You may get a call from a certain looking for an MTCN from . He will be in all likelihood a little frantic since he has been calling my K7 number a least 10 times in the past three days Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:56 am

will be looking for . is a busy widowed 68 y.o. nurse working 12 hour shifts. She is supposed to return to Seattle this weekend from out of town on hospital business.

I wonder if 91 year old mother might answer?

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:54 pm

@NJ
Your lad has left messages on the voicemail, it seems that he has called after 5pm and will now have to wait until Monday to speak to me...that is if he calls before 5pm Laughing

. Of course tell him that you tried to phone him back and his phone was not connecting and I/you are very busy on the weekends so he should keep trying and I/you wake up at 4am so if he calls then..he is sure to get an answer...or any ole bullshit will do Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/4MrPaulMTCN-1st
http://media.putfile.com/4MrPaulMTCN-2nd

This is a Barrister Michael from Nigeria..he called on Thursday
http://media.putfile.com/LadFromNigeria

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 3

Wow cool thread...

Expect a call soon from a Dr. Jim Ovia for 'Derek Simoneau'. I gave him my 'office' number which was really a secret service branch and he was too dumb to realize who he called. He said the secretary didn't know me and he wants my cell phone number now. I'll tell him the other secretary got fired, and give your number... Smile

Thanks

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 34

vpmanchester wrote:

Heres a VM from Lad from India, I am not sure if this is the 'pastor' I spoke to last week or not. The lad does sound abit unhappy anyway..so good job Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/LadIndia

I am switching calls over to Calvin now until 30 July.

Haha, just noticed this now. That's the pastors friend. They're getting cranky right about now cause their "orphans" are being "evicted".

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:33 am

Hi VP

I have a lad named 3dw4rd 4si3du calling for S1r R1ch4rd Br4ns0n.

You are Dick's secretary, he is too busy to talk, but you'll pass on any messages Very Happy

.

Thanks!

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:21 pm

Call for Peter from Michael, a total of about 18 mins of conversation with the last being 14+minutes. He really really is into details and is ever so patient. I thought with our initial chat that he would really get pissed off at my questions but he really really makes me belive that he is the King of..errr...Bank Director..or whatever it was he called himself..Oh yeah he mentions too Smile

http://media.putfile.com/4PeterMon57secswav
http://media.putfile.com/4PeterMon2minswav
http://media.putfile.com/4PeterMon14Minswav

This lad is called David? And I am not sure what he is saying?
http://media.putfile.com/DavidLad

This lad was mumbling so bad i have no idea what he is saying an if he is one of the same lads above??
http://media.putfile.com/CannotUnderstandMumblingLad

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:09 pm

VP,

If you will, please, take calls from a lad to Lady Gwendolyn Buxton-Dithering. She's an aristocratic twit in the Monty Python tradition, five times as British as the Queen, 42 years old, the widow of Neville David Dithering. Her children are Fallopia (22) and Ravinia (20). She lives at Buxton Head Castle, Sheerness, Kent, ME12 3AA United Kingdom. She has no occupation, as she's independently wealthy, inherited Buxton Head Castle, and is addicted to charities. Foremost among these charities is the Sheerness Children's Home, supported in part by the 317th Knitting Squadron, consisting of twelve ladies of Sheerness. The Director of Sheerness Children's Home is the Reverend Domenic Gofriskem, Vicar, C. of E. The scammer is Mrs Chilaka Bome, 41.223.251.108 (Benin). She has cancer of the pelvics, and offers $10.5 million that her husband deposited in the Fortis Bank. She wants the person who receives the fund to take 25%, 5% for expenses, and 70% for the less-privileged, which suits Lady Gwendolyn straight up and down. The director of the Fortis Bank (the lad has given me a real bank), Mr. Jim Ovia (same lad as Mrs. Chilaka Bome), will probably make the call after Lady Buxton-Dithering has returned a filled bank application with her personal data and your pimped number. Lady Buxton-Dithering has been scammed before, and therefore will resist sending fees until she is able to open an account online. She has asked Ovia to call her to work things out regarding opening the account before paying a fee. Thank you.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:11 am

^^Sounds good to me...I am a charitable person too Laughing

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