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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:09 am |
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That's right. Since "I Go Chop You Dollar" is a #1 hit in Nigeria (and it's actually a good song), then I think there oughta be an official soundtrack of the 419 culture. Since vinyl doesn't exist anymore with sides A and B, I guess we'll need a 2-disc set - one disc for the lads and one for the baiters. Just picture it...
DISC ONE: Songs from the Lads
- Would I Lie To You (Eurythmics)
- Hit Me Baby One More Time (B. Spears)
- Reach For The Sky (Firehouse)
- Always On The Run (L. Kravitz)
- Take The Money And Run (S. Miller)
- Help, I Need Somebody (Beatles)
- Run Like Hell (Pink Floyd)
- I'm A Liar (B. Adams)
- If I Had A Million Dollars (Barenaked Ladies)
- Beg Borrow Or Steal (G. Hughes)
DISC TWO: Songs from the Baiters
- You Got Another Thing Comin' (Judas Priest)
- Hey Stoopid (A. Cooper)
- Welcome To The Jungle (Guns N' Roses)
- See Right Through You (N'Sync)
- You Played Yourself (Ice T)
- We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister)
- Little White Lies (Sinatra)
- F**k You Blind (Kid Rock)
- Busted (Cheap Trick)
- I Know The Truth (Elton John)
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:59 am |
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For Lads
Money, Money, Money (Abba)
For Baiters
Symphony of destruction (Megadeth) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:09 am |
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How about these lad songs :
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money" (from Monty Python)
Bonus video track (in costumes) :
"The Lumberjack Song" (Monty Python, too; directed by Shiver; musical director: SP)
And of couse the baiter�s choir :
"We Are The Champions" (Queen)  |
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Rodus
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Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:47 am |
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Don't Think You're the First - The Coral
Cash Machine - Hard-Fi
What a Waster - The Libertines
Going Nowhere - Therapy?
Writing to Reach You - Travis
Excursions - A Tribe Called Quest (thanks to PDS and mr mugu)
I'm a Fake - The Used
Lie To Me - Bon Jovi
Money - Pink Floyd
Strange Currencies - REM
Try Again Today - The Charlatans |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:57 am |
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Keane - Try Again would be a useful addition to the baiter's CD. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:22 am |
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Oh, just thought of another two (for the 1930ies blues fans) :
(though they are dealing with the telegraph company not mentioning that it is a bank)
"Western Union Blues" (Mary Johnson)
and, probably more known,
"Western Union Man" (Sonny Boy Williamson I)
[btw that�s where I first heard about WU, honestly!] |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:53 am |
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<br>For all those Eastern European luuurve scammers...
"How Can I Tell You I Love You, When You're Sitting on My Face?" The 12 inch scratch mix. [But I don't like to brag] |
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Mr Creosote
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 91
Location: Castle Aaargh
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:55 am |
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You could take several off Skid Rows Slave To The Grind Album
Them
Monkey Business
The Threat
Psycho Love
Us
Get The F*ck Out
Mudkicker
Riot Act
and of course ...
Wasted Time |
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ZooDoo
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Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 13
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:41 pm |
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"Another one bites the dust" Queen - for all the fake bank kills???
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:47 pm |
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Nice 
Also for the bazillion real bank accounts reported to Alan  |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:56 am |
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This is the greatest! Thanks for all the laffs guys.
I am currently writing a tune about 419, but it's not very serious in content. It's also not very good, but I haven't done any composing in over 10 years. Plus there's just too friggin' much to cover for one song!
I'll git 'er done though... some day. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:02 am |
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There is actually a rap song about 419 scams. It is pretty good I think.
http://www.africanhiphop.com/crew/mediaz/nigeria/mode9-2.mp3 |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:12 am |
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^^^ That's gold!
I'm going to be singing "four hundred nineteen ways to come up with the right scheme, four hundred nineteen ways to come up with the right scheme..." all day now!  |
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lucky777
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 86
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:33 am |
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For baiters:
Into Your System - Elize |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:14 pm |
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The Last Day I was Happy by Scarling, features the lines "I just want to lie here, just wanna lie here, just wanna lie"...it's other meaning of the word "lie" though.
Edit: How about "Why Cant We Be Friends" by Smash Mouth |
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crossfire
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Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:18 am |
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| There is actually a rap song about 419 scams. It is pretty good I think. |
Didn't shiver write that song? and had lads put it together and sing it.
I've heard that song before, pretty good... |
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