Goofy Crap on your lad's fake banks

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:52 pm

The artists are working on shutting this one, but while it is still up, enjoy these testimonials!

TESTIMONIALS
To protect the identities of Our Clients, Real Names will be replaced with Anonymous Names (Colours)

Mr. Blue*, IT consultant Manchester, UK
Gentlemen, Thank you for opening me a Classic bank account. This account is just what I needed and so far it offered almost all the facilities which I wanted. Most of my international clients now pay me on this account and I can manage it all through the internet. I'll be sure to recommend you to my friends and partners !
Mr. Silver*, Norway Seeman
Hello, Just a word to let you know how satisfied I am with my internet banking account. My employer now pays my salary into this account and I can manage it from wherever we are in the world. Also the credit card facility is very convenient to withdraw cash.

Mr White*, Engineer Perth, Australia
Good afternoon, Thank you very much for your excellent services. I will highly recommend your company to any of my friends and acquaintances who are looking into opening of Bank accounts.

Mr Pink*, Webmaster, Moscow, Russia
I am very happy about my Numbered account. Wire transfers to my local bank pass OK! Thank you very much! Now I feel 100% safe to keep money on my account because I know now I can get them fast if I need it urgently. And cheques are encashed very fast and no fees for cheques! Very good! Thank You.

Mr. Red*, CEO Silicon Valley, USA
Thanks for your fast and efficient service - it was worth every dollar.

Mr. Violet*, Agent commercial Paris, France
Bonjour, Merci pour l'ouverture de mon compte suisse classique - il fonctionne � mon enti�re satisfaction.

Mr Black*, Canada Financial Analyst
Thank you very much for the personal attention. I will be sure to recommend you in the future to my colleagues.

Mr. Turquoise*, Asia Ambassador
Dear Sir, Thank you for your excellent and fast service.

Mr Lavender*, IT consultant Helsinki, Finland
Dear Sir, I transferred your fee to your account yesterday, thank you for your services, I�ll be happy to recommend them to my friends also. Best regards,

Mr Lime*, Canada University professor
Dear Mr. Micheloud, Thank you very much for your kind help to my friend Mr X* I must say I am more than satisfied with the arrangements you made for me. Thank you again and best regards,

Mr Brown*, entrepreneur the Netherlands
Dear Sir, Thank you very much for your delivered service and I'll sure recommend you to my contacts. Sincerely yours and awaiting for your response.

Mr Green*, Greece
Dear Sir, Thank you very much for your delivered service and I'll sure recommend you to my contacts. Sincerely yours and awaiting for your response.

Mr Ivory*, Italy Commercial agent
Dear Miss Furer, Thank you very much for your excellent service, of course I will recommend your company to my friends and colleagues.

Mr. Yellow*, Industralist Johannesburg, South Africa
Hello, Thank you for your great service. We will recommend you to our friends and family.

Mr Red*, Guinea Agricultural engineer
Je vous informe que j'ai recu votre message confirmant l'ouverture de mon compte bancaire suisse , je vous en remercie. C'est un r�ve qui se r�alise avec votre soutien sans r�serve . Vous voudrez bien transmettre mon salut fraternel a tous les travailleurs de Mic heloud & cie.

Mr Orange*, Bangladesh University professor
Thank you very much. Your service has been excellent.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:07 am

From a security company that SP and I have sent complaints on:

Quote:

Trustee-serviceses Property-sales & purchases Bonded-House services, safe rooms services & Body guard services.

Some of the items are, e.g. Jewels, Sealed boxes, Gold dusts, etc.

Representatives of person in exalted positions who would want to make/ transfer their investments overseas Acceptance of precious stones/ jewels, artefacts, etc

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:58 am

ah yes, the colours thing! One bank that I had didn't put that testimonial thing at the top and had them all as colour name. I think that bank's been long killed now

Baiting Guru Joined: 06 May 2004 Posts: 4012

No live version of this one available at the moment, so the scam warning mirror here will have to do: http://419.bittenus.com/OnomeObi/Welcome%20to%20Equity%20Trust.htm

Quote:

Equity Trust offers totally secure and anonymous banking accounts with ATM Access, easy to use 24-Hrs telephone Automated Account Information, Online banking, Funds Transfer to any part of the world at the click of your mouse button, Business banking accounts, Banking by Mail Services and a simple easy to read monthly statement.

A usual bank can give you what the next Bank can give you. More or Less the same, compare and you will see what we mean. They all offer the same framework of products and related services. But Equity Trust is that and much more than just that !!.

Real estate? we have it ! Not just to see what you can buy with $1,000,000. We have that too, of course ! the best of that ! - Private Islands, Special tourist resorts in paradise islands, risk free investments and more.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:06 pm

^^^
I'll have one Private Island in paradise to go, hold the mayo... oh, and a side of fries. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

If only Al Capone had known:

Unity Trust wrote:

Bank secrecy is not lifted for tax evasion. This is because failure to report income or assets is not considered a crime in London. As such, neither the London government, nor any other government, can obtain information about your bank account. They must first convince a London judge that you have committed a serious crime punishable by the London Penal Code.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:31 pm

i have an escrow that proudly claims to serve all 48 states.

Baiting Guru Joined: 06 May 2004 Posts: 4012

This one brought tears into my eyes: http://www.glo-lotto.org

Quote:

Welcome to the official site of Glo Lottery Corporation Lottery. Established in accordance with the London Gaming and Control Board. Our target is to reach the entire globe with our new automated computer balloting system. (...)
This is our new computer room were the computer balloting is carried out with email addresses of participants randomly selected from the internet and computed into the systems

Enjoy the picture while the faker is still online:

From the testimonials:

Quote:

"ONE DAY I RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS EMAIL FROM GLO LOTTERY CORPORATION THAT I WON A PRIZE , I TOLD MY HUSBAND AND HE SAID IT WAS A SCAM. HOWEVER I TOOK A BOLD STEP TO PROCESS MY WINNING, TODAY AM A MILLIONAIRES THANKS BE TO GOD".
ROSA DE MIGUEL, AGE-37 OSAKA, JAPAN.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:26 pm

Mr. Fake Banker went fishing and caught a fish that was THIS big!

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:37 pm

From a soon-to-be-dead fake job site:

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HOW DOES THE FUNDS COMES
Well the funds would come to you in the amount of $5000 or above and it would come once a week. You are meant to deduct 10% out of each payment you get,the funds would be wired back to my company via moneygram and then you are meant to deduct the moneygram charges from my balance after you must have deducted your funds i.e your 10%.The funds would be sent to you via a courier company know as UPS Or Fed Ex and you would have to be on ground to sign for the package or better still leave a note on your door step for them to deliver the package should in case you would not be around to collect the package. Apply now : APPLICATION FORM

Clear as mud, that! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:59 pm

saw this on a fake lawyer site and thought "yep. you cant fault him on that."

Quote:

We enjoy a reputation for fraud and regulatory litigation that is unrivalled.

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:47 pm

http://www.rostrust.com/webcontact.asp

Quote:

*Fields with asterics donates compusory fields for a prompt response!

And a toll-free number!

Toll Free #: +1-800-771-1203
Fax Number: +1-432-265-5963

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:48 pm

Woo! Did you have to search long to find this old thread? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:59 pm

Not really. Norway Seeman doesn't appear in a whole lot of places on this forum.

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:52 pm

^^^Nicely done. Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:27 am

^^^ I'll get my coat then, shall I? Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:03 am

^^^Hang on Luther. It's been 16 hours. Homer might get away with it. I hope so because I sent the abuse report for the site he is talking about over at aa419 after he listed it. http://forum.aa419.org/viewtopic.php?t=14506&highlight=rostrust Lets just see if the mods don't notice.

Good job Homer, both here and there. Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:24 am

Bah, the 2 Goofy Crap threads defy the necro rule, since we have to wait for the mugus to do/send something amusing enough to post. Laughing

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